I didn't write this. But who cares?

 

1. We get to drink fruity, delicious cocktails without getting mocked by our friends.

2. Boobs.

3. We have so many more options for clothing than guys do.

4. We smell awesome.

5. It doesn’t sound gay when we comment on the attractiveness of a member of the same sex.

6. We can get things for free if we flirt with the waiter for long enough.

7. We never have to pay for our own drinks.

8. We don’t have to suppress our emotions.

9. Pinterest.

10. We get out of speeding tickets easily.

11. Lacy panties.

12. Everything we could ever need is in our purse.

13. A man will do almost anything for you if he thinks he’s going to get laid.

14. We make manipulation an art form.

15. Our wedding day is really all about us.

16. Most days are really all about us.

17. There’s no such thing as a short woman’s complex

18. Heavy things are for guys to take care of.

19. So are spiders.

20. An ugly girl can become passable with the right hair and make-up, an ugly guy is just firetrucked.

21. We live longer.

22. No matter how small your hands are, nobody wonders how small anything else is.

23. PMS is a legal defense for murder.

24. We always have company in the bathroom.

25. There’s not a girl equivalent for whiskey dick.

26. We can be aroused in public without being arrested.

27. Never having to open a door.

28. Pedicures.

29. We understand the power of a good hair day.

30. We look awesome naked.

 

Most of these are kinda true :W

*Get your Popcorn, because the Shit Storm is about to Begin >: D*

*Also I do not advocate stereotypes, but I do find them funny*

Edited October 28, 201212 yr by Ztar

Reasons men are better than women.

 

1. Penis

an ugly guy is just firetrucked.

 

You're goddamn right he is.

I just know this is going to cause a sexist war somehow.

Edited October 28, 201212 yr by Tails

lmfao knew this would be a sexist joke. Sexist, but still a joke.

Damn right boobs and how great I am naked

 

but man I have encountered some girls with some nasty stank

But I like opening doors

Womens arent better than us but I couldnt live without you girls

And I like to open "doors" if you know what I mean...

 

Damn right boobs and how great I am naked

 

I bet you do

Edited October 28, 201212 yr by Sakuraba Neku

We females look amazing when we are naked, its a pure fact.

Edited October 28, 201212 yr by Shana09

Woohoo! I'm awesome!! Except for that purse thing.....yuck. Either I have pockets of a backpack with which I carry my life in.

 

Unless someone tells me to go first, I usually open doors.....like a boss >

Edited October 28, 201212 yr by xoblivionx13

.

Edited October 28, 201212 yr by Elijah Gravenhorst

So basically you're saying women are superior because they can't do anything on their own and just rely on tricking others into doing it for them?

Weird

naked women

that make out

yessssssssssssssssss

naked women

that make out

yessssssssssssssssss

 

Control your hormones wolf.

So basically you're saying women are superior because they can't do anything on their own and just rely on tricking others into doing it for them?

Weird

 

I didn't write this

 

That is how I fell yes.

naked women

that make out

yessssssssssssssssss

 

Menogusta

And I like to open "doors" if you know what I mean...

 

This post makes me feel violated.

Yup, knowing her she will take this thread very seriously lol.

 

*Ze *Hir

Control your hormones wolf.

 

Menogusta

 

boooOOO

boooOOO

 

u know ilu ;D

Better of naked, no?

Better of naked, no?

 

yes!

Better of naked, no?

 

I'll be the judge of that. pics

But fit male anatomy is soooooo fine! D':

But fit male anatomy is soooooo fine! D':

 

YES THIS

 

Men Naked > Women Naked

But fit male anatomy is soooooo fine! D':

 

This.

I'll be the judge of that. pics

 

I approve this contest. dont be shy girls, its just to proof how beautiful you all are

Edited October 28, 201212 yr by Sakuraba Neku