Chapter One: Sora96's Quest

"I've had enough of this bullshit!" Sora96 practically shouts at his monitor. "I'm sick and tired of not being treated like I'm being important around here!" He complained to nobody in particular. "Not even Snow respects me!" He said, wiping a tear from his eye. "...that's it. I'll kidnap DChiuch... and force him to make me an Administrator..." He said, sniffling. "I'll show them that I'm important, too." He realized he had left a Tinychat page open, and his microphone was on. The username said "guest18152" so he shrugged it off as some noob member. He closed out of the tab and began typing out a long debate about why Miranda Kerr was sexier than Keira Knightley on an open notepad window.

 

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After he finished getting dressed and disguised, Sora96 put a rag in a small bucket of warm water which had chamomile and ground up sleeping pills, hoping it would be as effective as the normal drug. He wrung it out and balled it up in his hand. He went out his window and stuck to the shadows, and began his trek to Daniel's house.

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Daniel laid on the couch, his head on Aaron's lap. Aaron had somehow fallen asleep in his upright position, but Daniel disregarded it, his eyes fixated on the television screen. Sora96 slowly opened Daniel's window and slipped in quietly. He shut it behind him and pressed his back up to the backside of the couch. He could tell Aaron was asleep, so he snuck around the couch. As soon as he saw Daniel, he pressed the rag up to his nose. "Brayd--" Daniel was about to say, but lost consciousness due to the heavy does of sleeping drugs.

 

He slowly drug Daniel off of Aaron's lap and tried to lift him, but Daniel was too heavy. He didn't notice Daniel's phone fall out of his pocket. He drug Daniel out of the house through the window, closing it cautiously behind him.

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Meanwhile, Shana was in the locker room with baylaust and hatok.

 

 

Alright, I'm done writing. I promise the next chapter will be much funnier. For now.. I just need to try to get some sleep. >_>'' and sorry it's short. this went through SO many stages of development.

Edited November 9, 201212 yr by Snow

Okay out of character on me. I said that I look and have the moves as James Maslow. I did not say anything about doing him or the rest of them. I am not gay, I am straight. That is the only problem I have there really is the fact that you said that I could do them all day, when I am not gay. And I never use a heart on my status.

 

i tried Xeveemon

but i just dont know too much about you

I am straight, I enjoy video games, Disney and other movies, and Pop music. I have had a crush on a girl since 8th grade and never told her. I live in Tennessee. And I want to create Xeveemon Productions as big as Walt Disney, if not a Disney company.

Guys, this isn't Random, this is Writing. I'm pretty sure people don't want to go through a discussion when they're here to read a story.

 

This story is for lolz anyway and the discussion is just part of the lolz

 

 

This story is for lolz anyway and the discussion is just part of the lolz

 

Unless Snow wants me to move the story to Random, rules still apply.

WHERE IS XAON?

 

 

WE NEED MOAR XAON.

I think I should be shoting "DAYUM" on the mic, instead of Weedanort Snow

I think I should be shoting "DAYUM" on the mic, instead of Weedanort Snow

 

DAYUM STRAIGHT.

 

DO THAT SNOW. DO THAT NOAW.

Think Pink was brushing her hair in her bathroom when TheApprenticeofKingMickey stared at her through her window. "Soon..." She says, dragging her fingers on the window.

 

Think Pink had settled for a relaxing bath and TheApprenticeofKingMickey had three consecutive nosebleeds.

 

I'm legitimately dying from laughter

This... is..... genius.... why the hell didn't I think of this?

*Looks at calm demeanor and formal self*

Oh. Yeah. Fk.

Chapter 5 again. You guys were bitching and moaning to get Xaon's chapter 6 so you could touch yourselves at night to it, but no you get chapter 5 again.

 

Xaon walked into the terminal, his head covered by a black bandana. He walked past the attendant and walked onto the plane. Yes! My invisibility bandana is working! He thought happily. Actually no the attendant was on break so he let Xaon board. He heard what sounded like a child crying and immediately crouched, pulling a vial of white liquid out of his pocket. "Sounds like this is a job for Xaon the Impregnator."

 

Kirux was conflicted. She had no idea where she would get the money to get to Snow to give him the hug she had planned for Xaon. told you it wasnt that kind of love. also the drug as a lie. She nestled her head on her keyboard and drug her fingers across the keys in thought.

 

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coolwings read the doujin aloud, disgusting everyone aboard with incestual terms. Xaon's eyes widened, dropping his vial of liquefied vanilla cake batter. Xaon rose from his crouching position, walked down the aisle and lifted his foot. He brought them down on coolwing's balls with such force that Chuck Norris would be proud of. "HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS." He yelled, grabbing the doujin out of his hand. "Despicable." he said, tearing it up. "Let this be a lesson from Xaon the Impregnator." Snow's face brightened. "XAON!" He yelled, jumping up and glomping Xaon as coolwings rolled around on the floor, holding his balls.

 

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Shana bolted out of her door, her money literally overflowing in her pockets. She arrived at the airport, threw her money at the attendant, and ran into the airplane. "SHANAS HERE BABIES!" She screamed wretchedly. Snow got off of Xaon and hid under a seat. She immediately knew Xaon was there for some reason and screamed fangirlishly. Xaon sighed as she glomped him, nomming at his shoulder.

 

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Sora's Little Helper walked up to the attendant, who was still on break. "Um, I need to get on the plane." Sora's Little Helper said. "show me some boobies and I'll let you on." Sora's Little Helper simply lifted his shirt, and the attendant's jaw dropped. "DAYUM." He said, stepping aside. "Go on in!"

 

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Xeveemon held his headphones to his ears, rocking out to the new horrid Big Time Rush album. He sung along in a girl's voice, without even paying attention to the comments he was getting on his status update. His offkey singing cracked the corner of his monitor.

Edited November 11, 201212 yr by Snow

Okay I never sing aloud to a song with headphones on, I lip sing. And I don't sing in a girls voice unless I am making fun of a girl. And my computer monitor is liquid not glass.

Okay I never sing aloud to a song with headphones on, I lip sing. And I don't sing in a girls voice unless I am making fun of a girl. And my computer monitor is liquid not glass.

 

xeveemon i tried. I thought you were like this.

People need to quit bitching about their characters. haha

People need to quit bitching about their characters. haha

 

lol Easy for you to say. Your character is awesome. My character is boring and depressing.

Feel free to add me to this story, if you want and if you feel that you understand my personality.

People need to quit bitching about their characters. haha

 

AT LEAST YOU HAVE ONE

lol Easy for you to say. Your character is awesome. My character is boring and depressing.

 

I agree with Trey ^^

AT LEAST YOU HAVE ONE

 

^

 

I'm waiting for Xaon the impregnator B| *insert theme music here*

lol Easy for you to say. Your character is awesome. My character is boring and depressing.

 

That's because I'm awesome. Duh.

AT LEAST YOU HAVE ONE

 

Snow's just waiting for the right opportunity.

That's because I'm awesome. Duh.

 

Damn, that means you think I'm boring and depressing! D: Maybe I'll go commandeer a firetruck...

O.O

 

Well that was unexpected Snow.

O.O

 

Well that was unexpected Snow.

 

That's how he is.

This is so firetrucked WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW ... SOOOO GOOOOOOD. Please include me, i can draw a wanted announcement

This is so firetrucked WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW ... SOOOO GOOOOOOD. Please include me, i can draw a wanted announcement

 

I guess if you drew something for this story I'd have to include you lol.