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I have a question for you guys.......

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much....

they clip "Baby Coupons" from the newspaper, and once they've collected 10 (1 from each Saturday Printing) they then go to a supermarket, and exchange them for "One New Baby" figure, in either blue or pink depending on the desired gender.  This figurine is then evaluated by a rare antiques dealer, of whom depending on the amount you pay them, will put in for different levels of talented children, and send the figure to Stork&Co Headquarters along with a 9 month payment plan.  Upon clearing of cash, they will then deliver a new baby to the mommy and daddy.  If however the payments are fulfilled, the opposite gender of the one desired is delivered, simply since they have already ordered the child from KiddieFunLand on the first check clearing.

 

P.S. Sex

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What is this I don't even.

 

I'm thirteen and what is this.

 

Ahem.

 

Actuallyn when momy and daddy love each other, they lock a door and put a sock over the knob.

Maybe ten months later a baby appears after mommy gains weight (but ignore that for your own safety.)

 

That, or it was storks. I can't remember.

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THE TRUTH:Xehanort bring the babies, and make this from pure keyblade magic. /every kids born with Xehanort evil laugh./ HAHAHAhahah....... 

Every people, who want a kid, call he in these numbe: 13131313131313-MXeh-131313131313.. One call is 13 munny. He has 13 billion munny. 

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