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What's the worst joke you can come up with?

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Mine is...

 

"Person 1: What is the square root of pi!?

Person 2...Audino"

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Fool. I absolutely love this joke, but I always get mixed responses.

 

What is green and smells like yellow paint?

 

 

green paint

 

Edit: That might have been offensive...

 

(Replacement)

 

What has four wheels and flies?

A wheelie bin!

Edited by Varnish

Mine is...

 

"Person 1: What is the square root of pi!?

Person 2...Audino"

That joke just put me in my Cof@grigus...

 

(Gotta love having to censor Pokemon names. xD)

What do you do if your toaster starts talking?

 

Talk back.

What did King Tut say when he got scared?

 

 

" I want my Mummy!!!"

 

 

( drum riff )

None of my jokes are even remotely tasteful enough to post.

mine all rely on context so i'm in the same boat

None of my jokes are even remotely tasteful enough to post.

Fool. This thread is for the worst jokes.

What's the hardest part f a vegetable to eat?

 

The wheelchair =D ...kidding

 

When you go to KFC and order a Bucket of chicken, what do ya get!?

 

 

A BUCKET OF CHICKEN!!¡¡!!

 

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

 

His car was in the shop

 

 

( drum riff )

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

 

 

An investigator

 

 

Not sure if this is actually a bad joke...

Edited by wisdomform

Viking: let me introduce you to our crew. Here's Garden, that's Garden, there's my bro, Garden, papa Garden, that's the janitor Garden, and last but not least -

 

Me: Let me guess. His name is Ga-

 

Viking: That's right. It's Harold.

( Blair Witch joke, but still pretty bad )

 

How many Heather Donahues does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 

 

 

JJJUUUUUUSSSSTTTT OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!* yelled *

 

 

ba dum dum...

Viking: let me introduce you to our crew. Here's Garden, that's Garden, there's my bro, Garden, papa Garden, that's the janitor Garden, and last but not least -

 

Me: Let me guess. His name is Ga-

 

Viking: That's right. It's Harold.

spongebob?

spongebob?

 

Yeah, I have a database full of them.

 

Eat some now, save some for la~ter~ !

Why do midgets laugh while they run?

 

Because the grasss tickles their balls.

I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words

All you need to do to be successful in this thread is buy a keg of laffy taffy.

 

 

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How do you organize a space party?

 

 

you planet

 

-Knock knock

-Who's there?

-Figs

-Figs who?

-Figs the doorbell I think it's broken!

 

 

 

My dad used to tell this all the time and it's the reason why I hate figs..

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe Who?

JOE THE BANANAPEEL!

Here's one from a favorite movie of mine

 

There's a family of three tomato's walking down the street.

A Mamma tomato, a Pappa tomato, and a baby tomato.

 

Baby tomato starts to lag behind, so Pappa tomato start to get irritated.

 

Pappa tomato goes over to Baby tomato and squishes him on the head and says...

 

 

"Ketchup"

 

 

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