Posted September 22, 201312 yr Mine is... "Person 1: What is the square root of pi!? Person 2...Audino"
September 22, 201312 yr Fool. I absolutely love this joke, but I always get mixed responses. What is green and smells like yellow paint? green paint
September 22, 201312 yr Edit: That might have been offensive... (Replacement) What has four wheels and flies? A wheelie bin! Edited September 22, 201312 yr by Varnish
September 22, 201312 yr Mine is... "Person 1: What is the square root of pi!? Person 2...Audino" That joke just put me in my Cof@grigus... (Gotta love having to censor Pokemon names. )
September 22, 201312 yr What did King Tut say when he got scared? " I want my Mummy!!!" ( drum riff )
September 22, 201312 yr None of my jokes are even remotely tasteful enough to post. mine all rely on context so i'm in the same boat
September 22, 201312 yr None of my jokes are even remotely tasteful enough to post. Fool. This thread is for the worst jokes.
September 22, 201312 yr What's the hardest part f a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair =D ...kidding When you go to KFC and order a Bucket of chicken, what do ya get!? A BUCKET OF CHICKEN!!¡¡!!
September 22, 201312 yr What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator Not sure if this is actually a bad joke... Edited September 22, 201312 yr by wisdomform
September 22, 201312 yr Viking: let me introduce you to our crew. Here's Garden, that's Garden, there's my bro, Garden, papa Garden, that's the janitor Garden, and last but not least - Me: Let me guess. His name is Ga- Viking: That's right. It's Harold.
September 22, 201312 yr ( Blair Witch joke, but still pretty bad ) How many Heather Donahues does it take to screw in a lightbulb? JJJUUUUUUSSSSTTTT OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!* yelled * ba dum dum...
September 22, 201312 yr Viking: let me introduce you to our crew. Here's Garden, that's Garden, there's my bro, Garden, papa Garden, that's the janitor Garden, and last but not least - Me: Let me guess. His name is Ga- Viking: That's right. It's Harold. spongebob?
September 22, 201312 yr spongebob? Yeah, I have a database full of them. Eat some now, save some for la~ter~ !
September 22, 201312 yr All you need to do to be successful in this thread is buy a keg of laffy taffy. Edited September 22, 201312 yr by Zola
September 23, 201312 yr -Knock knock -Who's there? -Figs -Figs who? -Figs the doorbell I think it's broken! My dad used to tell this all the time and it's the reason why I hate figs..
September 23, 201312 yr Here's one from a favorite movie of mine There's a family of three tomato's walking down the street. A Mamma tomato, a Pappa tomato, and a baby tomato. Baby tomato starts to lag behind, so Pappa tomato start to get irritated. Pappa tomato goes over to Baby tomato and squishes him on the head and says... "Ketchup"
Mine is...
"Person 1: What is the square root of pi!?
Person 2...Audino"