3. The main characters literally murders thousands of innocents and never has to answer for it
4. Translation is awful
5. Really quite buggy
6. Tifa Lockheart is a stupid name
6. Way too much backtracking
7. Backtracking often not worth it
8. Seriously, the rewards for Fort Condor are worthless
9. Way too easy to become game breakingly powerful without trying
10. Materia takes way too long to level up
11. Barret is a stupid name
12. Barret is a bit of a racist caricature
13. Way too much missable stuff
14. Like Zack, that's important plot stuff
15. Lucrecia too
16. Red XIII is a stupid name
17. What, did Hojo literally just name him after the first thing he saw?
18. The game builds up Sephiroth as a super badass but he never gets a challenging boss fight
19. Yuffie is a stupid name
20. What's even the point of getting Aerith's final limit break
21. No music while snowboarding
22. Speaking of which, all of the mini games are awful
23. Remember that stupid button pressing mini game at the start? Seriously, such a waste of programming
24. Cloud looks nothing like he should if you get the best cross dressing items
25. Nobody in Advent Children has gigantic forearms
26. Overly long magic animations that look, quite frankly, awful, and were clearly just tech demos
27. Shinra is the worst evil corporation ever
28. Like seriously, Shinra isn't even turning a profit from being evil, that's evil business 101
29. Rufus Shinra is a stupid name
30. Shinra in Final Fantasy X-2 is the first name of said kid, as such Rufus' last name should not be Shinra, as it's not the family name
31. Kjaata is such a bad summon, why make it even remotely hard to get?
32. The dialog following Aeris' death is hilariously cringeworthy
33. Good to know that super iconic Buster Sword Cloud uses gets dropped in the bottom of the inventory after about 20 minutes of gameplay
34. Did we really need three Bahamuts
35. After all the trouble Cloud goes through to get pretty underwear, it doesn't count towards his cross dressing score
36. Sephiroth isn't even a One Winged Angel
37. Is singlehandedly the reason why people pronounce it "Cayte Sith"
38. Want to send yourself into a catatonic shock? Try playing the 3D chocob racing game on a big TV screen! (those colours!)
39. The Golden Saucer
40. G Bike is so fiddling it's actually crazy
41. It's literally imossible to beat that rock em sock em robots type rock paper scissors game. You just fight an invisible guy woh always wins. You can't get the best reward
42. You can't use the replica Masamune
43. Why is there even a water element? There are like three water attacks
44. It is way too easy to get Omnislash way too early
45. Why in this world of sci fi is there a Chocobo Wizard
46. Going on a date with Barret implies you want to date Marlene who is like 5
47. Tifa owns her own business, why doesn't she have a bunch of money
48. Aeris is a dumb name, and Aerith is just plain hard to pronounce
49. Yuffie doesn't put your Materia back in the right places after you get it back
50. Sephiroth can just sort of fly. No reason, he just does
51. Sephiroth's reasoning for going crazy and burning everything is really flimsy
52. And why does it take him literally weeks anyways, when his reasoning comes down to a few words?
53. Does Cloud not have any internal organs? He seems to get stabbed in the chest a lot for an alive person
54. Is summoning celestial bodies just a thing people do in the FFVII world? Cloud can just summon meteors without Materia, and Sephiroth apparently could use Supernova before the events of FFVII
55. So the life stream can just kinda do whatever it wants as the plot demands, right?
56. Why does Vincent Valentine act like a vampire? There's absolutely nothing related to his experiments that suggests he should, and his powers don't even resemble vampire powers. What's the point of sleeping in a tomb, anyways?
57. Yuffie
58. If there exists a materia that can make a duplicate of any item a person uses, why are there slums in Midgar at all? Surely this would end world hunger, power shortages, just about anything
59. Why does Sephiroth wait for Cloud to show up adn try to force him to kill Aerith rather than just do it himself right away and ensure nothing goes wrong
60. "Let's mosey"
61. the entire middle of this game is a jumbled mess
62. How did Cloud get the way he acts from Zack's personality? I don't remember Zack being such as asshole
63. Tiny Bronco is not a literal tiny bronco
64.. Cid is so forgettable I forgot to include anything about him
65. It's not FFXIII
66. It's not Lightning Returns
67. It's not FFXIII-2
68. It's not FFI
69. It's not FFII
70. It's not FFIII
71. It's not FFVIII
72. It's not FFX
73. It's not FFXII
74. It's not FFIV
75. It's not FFV
76. It's not FFVI
77. It's not FFIX
and that's why objectively and factually FFVII is the worst video game ever made
possibly the worst thing to ever happen, who knows
1. The graphics have aged terribly
2. Cloud Strife is a stupid name
3. The main characters literally murders thousands of innocents and never has to answer for it
4. Translation is awful
5. Really quite buggy
6. Tifa Lockheart is a stupid name
6. Way too much backtracking
7. Backtracking often not worth it
8. Seriously, the rewards for Fort Condor are worthless
9. Way too easy to become game breakingly powerful without trying
10. Materia takes way too long to level up
11. Barret is a stupid name
12. Barret is a bit of a racist caricature
13. Way too much missable stuff
14. Like Zack, that's important plot stuff
15. Lucrecia too
16. Red XIII is a stupid name
17. What, did Hojo literally just name him after the first thing he saw?
18. The game builds up Sephiroth as a super badass but he never gets a challenging boss fight
19. Yuffie is a stupid name
20. What's even the point of getting Aerith's final limit break
21. No music while snowboarding
22. Speaking of which, all of the mini games are awful
23. Remember that stupid button pressing mini game at the start? Seriously, such a waste of programming
24. Cloud looks nothing like he should if you get the best cross dressing items
25. Nobody in Advent Children has gigantic forearms
26. Overly long magic animations that look, quite frankly, awful, and were clearly just tech demos
27. Shinra is the worst evil corporation ever
28. Like seriously, Shinra isn't even turning a profit from being evil, that's evil business 101
29. Rufus Shinra is a stupid name
30. Shinra in Final Fantasy X-2 is the first name of said kid, as such Rufus' last name should not be Shinra, as it's not the family name
31. Kjaata is such a bad summon, why make it even remotely hard to get?
32. The dialog following Aeris' death is hilariously cringeworthy
33. Good to know that super iconic Buster Sword Cloud uses gets dropped in the bottom of the inventory after about 20 minutes of gameplay
34. Did we really need three Bahamuts
35. After all the trouble Cloud goes through to get pretty underwear, it doesn't count towards his cross dressing score
36. Sephiroth isn't even a One Winged Angel
37. Is singlehandedly the reason why people pronounce it "Cayte Sith"
38. Want to send yourself into a catatonic shock? Try playing the 3D chocob racing game on a big TV screen! (those colours!)
39. The Golden Saucer
40. G Bike is so fiddling it's actually crazy
41. It's literally imossible to beat that rock em sock em robots type rock paper scissors game. You just fight an invisible guy woh always wins. You can't get the best reward
42. You can't use the replica Masamune
43. Why is there even a water element? There are like three water attacks
44. It is way too easy to get Omnislash way too early
45. Why in this world of sci fi is there a Chocobo Wizard
46. Going on a date with Barret implies you want to date Marlene who is like 5
47. Tifa owns her own business, why doesn't she have a bunch of money
48. Aeris is a dumb name, and Aerith is just plain hard to pronounce
49. Yuffie doesn't put your Materia back in the right places after you get it back
50. Sephiroth can just sort of fly. No reason, he just does
51. Sephiroth's reasoning for going crazy and burning everything is really flimsy
52. And why does it take him literally weeks anyways, when his reasoning comes down to a few words?
53. Does Cloud not have any internal organs? He seems to get stabbed in the chest a lot for an alive person
54. Is summoning celestial bodies just a thing people do in the FFVII world? Cloud can just summon meteors without Materia, and Sephiroth apparently could use Supernova before the events of FFVII
55. So the life stream can just kinda do whatever it wants as the plot demands, right?
56. Why does Vincent Valentine act like a vampire? There's absolutely nothing related to his experiments that suggests he should, and his powers don't even resemble vampire powers. What's the point of sleeping in a tomb, anyways?
57. Yuffie
58. If there exists a materia that can make a duplicate of any item a person uses, why are there slums in Midgar at all? Surely this would end world hunger, power shortages, just about anything
59. Why does Sephiroth wait for Cloud to show up adn try to force him to kill Aerith rather than just do it himself right away and ensure nothing goes wrong
60. "Let's mosey"
61. the entire middle of this game is a jumbled mess
62. How did Cloud get the way he acts from Zack's personality? I don't remember Zack being such as asshole
63. Tiny Bronco is not a literal tiny bronco
64.. Cid is so forgettable I forgot to include anything about him
65. It's not FFXIII
66. It's not Lightning Returns
67. It's not FFXIII-2
68. It's not FFI
69. It's not FFII
70. It's not FFIII
71. It's not FFVIII
72. It's not FFX
73. It's not FFXII
74. It's not FFIV
75. It's not FFV
76. It's not FFVI
77. It's not FFIX
and that's why objectively and factually FFVII is the worst video game ever made
possibly the worst thing to ever happen, who knows