Posted August 13, 201510 yr Popular Post Dude... you're like six or seven feet away from civilization. Swim for shore, you dipstick!
August 13, 201510 yr The logic of Super Mario games. They couldn't even clean their own world, no, they had to hire a plumber
August 13, 201510 yr I don't know what's worse, the fact that this guy can't swim a 100 yards. Or the fact no one gives a shit to come and get him.
August 13, 201510 yr 3D Mario games can be so weird. This reminded me that I need to get Sunshine still... ;_;
August 13, 201510 yr Author Fool, cut the Dipstick some slack. He's so fat he'll sink. Fat people float, they don't sink.
August 13, 201510 yr Fat people float, they don't sink.Fool.....uh......actually thank you for correcting me.
August 14, 201510 yr Haha the good old days of video games when nothing made sense but you still understood everything.
August 16, 201510 yr That's like the Pokemon game. In lumioise city during night time, a worker will tell you there is a black out even though the GOD DAMN LIGHTS ARE ON BEHIND YOU. IT EVEN PANS OUT TO THE AREA BEHIND HIM.
Dude... you're like six or seven feet away from civilization.
Swim for shore, you dipstick!