Protoman 1,974 Posted September 18, 2012 Adventures with Steve, part 214 I overreact: I'm easily amused: I convince Steve to use conditioner: Booster Gold says my hair is so soft and silky Blue Beetle says that's good Booster Gold says yep Blue Beetle says My hair is short and dry Booster Gold says use conditioner Blue Beetle says I will 2 TheApprenticeofKingMickey and Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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4Everbee 1,365 Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) Snow: Hey. Me: sup Snow: Nothing much. You? Me: On tumblr. Snow: Ah. Okay. Me: How are you? Snow: Good. Yourself? Me: awesome laughing my ass off Snow: o-o Snow: why would your ass come off from laughing? Me: idk Snow: o-o Me: Gah I'm bored Me: Why did summer endddd Snow: I know, right? Snow: I firetrucking hate when summer ends Snow: my body turns to lead and my blood turns into sleet Snow: Me: lol Snow: i swear to god Snow: i hate school so muuuuch Me: Why? Me: Oh yeah Me: Nobody likes you Snow: because Snow: I never get into it Snow: and I'm aware, 4Everbee. Snow: Stop rubbing it in Snow: n.n Me: Me: Why does everybody hate you again? Snow: i don know Snow: t-t Me: You must've done somethin Snow: NO Snow: NEVAR Me: Mhm. Me: Surrree Snow: 0-0 Me: lol Snow: it wasnt me Snow: i did it Snow: but it wasnt me Me: Lol Snow: dont look at me like that Me: Snow: STOP Snow: STOP Snow: *dies Me: YAY Snow: you BARREL Me: XDXD Snow: you make me sick Me: I'm glad Snow: k Snow: you beglad then Me: Snow: you barrel Me: Hehe Snow: always plotting something Me: playing mario with sis i suck at the game btu i wanna play Me: brb Me: nacl Me: *Back Snow: oh Snow: lol Me: lol Snow: i was wondering if nacl was a new abbreviation Snow: o-o when the hell did you get 864 likes? lol Me: lol Me: a long time ago Snow: A long time ago? Snow: but then when were you so popular Me: I'm not O_O Snow: BUT WHEN WERE YOU O_O Me: lol Me: i never was Me: lol Snow: but how so many likes Snow: o-o Me: lol Snow: i dont even have that much Snow: and IVE BEEN AROUND LONGER DAMMIT Me: lol Me: no Me: lol Snow: DONT YOU LAUGH AT ME Me: lolol Snow: D< Me: Snow: lol im jk Me: mhm Snow: I'm not jealous about likes. Snow: Heheh. Snow: No. Snow: Such a silly thing. Me: C: Me: I suck at maro bassball O_O Snow: im sorry okay Snow: im sorry Snow: i didnt mean it Snow: it won-- wait wait Snow: what? Snow: Mario Baseball? Snow: Okay. Me: ool Snow: I thought this was something different. Snow: be quiest. Snow: Me: lol Me: No Snow: ok Snow: that's fine Snow: that's- that's totally okay Me: Snow: becaus- because I'm totally not offended or anything Snow: *nervous laughter Me: XDXD' Me: my sis is mad at me lol Snow: Ehehehehe yeah, yeah, it's funny becaus-because your w-w-words didnt - eheheheh - y-y-your worlds didnt gurt me Snow: o-o Snow: hurt* Me: Me: You are insane Snow: n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o Me: Lala Snow: s-s-s-s-stop m-m-m-m-making f-f-f-f-f-un o-f-f-f-f-f m-m-m-m-m-y-y-y-y-y s-s-s-s-speech i-i-i-i-i-impediment Snow: this music changed my view on life Snow: 0-0 Snow: because Me: Snow: of the weird elephant sound Snow: me x elephant otp Me: Mhm Me: Good luck with that. Snow: yeah Snow: he wont fit in my bed Snow: t-t Snow: UM UM UM I MEAN SHHE Snow: YEAH, YEAH Snow: I MEAN SHE Me: Me: I have a feeling this isn't you Snow: i am me Me: Lol Snow: me i am is who iam is who me am is who i me am. Snow: i am me Snow: and me am i Me: lol Snow: and that elephant, he UM I MEAN she loves me for who i am is me am who i Snow: o-o Edited September 25, 2012 by 4Everbee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted September 25, 2012 [7:43:47 PM] *** el proto has changed the conversation topic to "CAMICZ GUYZZ: ill miss u" *** [7:44:35 PM] Steve: I'll miss you too conversation topic its a long story 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted September 28, 2012 (edited) Booster Gold says uhhuh you can see why i dont like my sister along with reasons other than those of corse Blue Beetle says *course corpse is creepy wait you didn't even write corpse I can Booster Gold says haha hahaha Blue Beetle says oh me also: Blue Beetle says you should have your own section in your chat logs called Deadshot's spelling mistakes edit at 600 Edited September 28, 2012 by Protoman 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Namikaze 654 Posted September 28, 2012 (edited) Prince of Cool: brb Steve: yeah it did,Sorry Steve: and cool Chris Prince of Cool: backo Steve: wb Prince of Cool: thanko Steve: npo Steve: Chris switch to speaking code 2 Prince of Cool: yupo Steve: that's goodo Prince of Cool: yeaho ito iso Steve: io seeo whereo youro goingo witho thiso Prince of Cool: doo youo?o Steve: Kierao won'to be ableo to picko on thiso Prince of Cool: reallyo? whyo doo youo sayo thato? Steve: Idko Steve: Sheo didn't seeo ooo bro Prince of Cool: oho io seeo el proto: you guys and your el proto: secrets Steve: (wasntme) Prince of Cool: haohaohao Edited September 29, 2012 by Namikaze 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted September 30, 2012 [8:37:22 PM] Steve: robin [8:37:31 PM] el roger: you called [8:37:44 PM] Steve: Booster [8:37:54 PM] el roger: you... [8:37:55 PM] el roger: called? [8:38:05 PM] Steve: Protoman [8:38:11 PM] el roger: you [8:38:18 PM] el roger: need [8:38:19 PM] el roger: rescuin? [8:38:26 PM] Steve: Kiersy? [8:38:34 PM] el roger: [8:38:49 PM] Steve: i could use some rescuin i guess 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadshot 666 Posted September 30, 2012 Deadshot gives me way too much material for this thread You want to why i give you some much material for this thread is because were ~in sync~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadshot 666 Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) Blue Beetle says These mini wheats are making my mouth dry Booster Gold says get water Blue Beetle says i got grape juice or could be called the lord's blood Booster Gold says i guess that works but its just grape juice son its kind of weird i guess that means the lord is embodied in the form of grapes Blue Beetle says In my world it is Booster Gold says Blue Beetle says and his body was actually bread salty and tasteless bread Booster Gold says eek the lord sounds gross Blue Beetle says He is his blood taste nice those Booster Gold says yeah Blue Beetle says call me cannibal but his body would taste better with some brown sugar Edited September 30, 2012 by Deadshot 1 Protoman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted October 1, 2012 Blue Beetle says sorry my internet is sucking ducks Booster Gold says at first i was excited because you never said sucking dicks before but you said ducks oh well Blue Beetle says it does suck dicks tho Booster Gold says YES in other news we own this page now 2 TheApprenticeofKingMickey and Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baylaust 2,530 Posted October 11, 2012 baylaust and Lexi face off in an epic battle of sarcasm vs randomness. Who will win? [7:56:17 PM] Lexi: CONTROL YOUR WIFE [7:56:39 PM] baylaust: I thought she was your wife. You should be able to control her. [7:57:07 PM] Lexi: I CAN'T I'M NOT HER WIFE I'M HER ALIEN WIFE/HUSBAND HYBRID. YOU STOP HER. [7:57:18 PM] Lexi: as king of the rainbows I command you [7:57:28 PM] baylaust: Oh, as king of the rainbows. [7:57:36 PM] baylaust: Well, then I guess I have to do something now. [7:57:39 PM] Lexi: yes [7:57:40 PM] Lexi: obc [7:57:44 PM] Lexi: *obv [7:58:41 PM] baylaust: May I ask what has caused Genn to go out of control? [7:58:59 PM] Lexi: she's calling me dumb when obv as king of the rainbows I'm a genius [7:59:19 PM] baylaust: Well, obviously. [7:59:27 PM] Lexi: exactly [7:59:46 PM] baylaust: Only the smartest individual would be known as the king of the rainbows. [8:00:01 PM] Lexi: yes [8:00:03 PM] Lexi: finally [8:00:07 PM] Lexi: someone who understands [8:00:09 PM] Lexi: I'm so smart [8:00:13 PM] Lexi: this morning I broke my ribbon rack [8:00:19 PM] Lexi: and I had inspection in 30 minutes [8:00:41 PM] Lexi: so I hooked a piece of cardboard behind my ROTC shirt and made it look like my ribbon rack was straight when really it was broken 8D [8:00:50 PM] Lexi: genius [8:00:58 PM] baylaust: Pure genius. [8:01:00 PM] Lexi: ikr [8:01:04 PM] Lexi: I'm [8:01:05 PM] Lexi: like [8:01:09 PM] Lexi: albert einstein [8:01:10 PM] Lexi: but [8:01:12 PM] Lexi: with boobns [8:01:14 PM] Lexi: *boobs [8:01:35 PM] baylaust: Yes. That is exactly what you are. I am jealous of your advanced intellect. [8:02:31 PM] Lexi: it's okay unevolved human. one day the flying spaghetti monster or cthulu or some other unreal religion will swoop down to save you [8:02:57 PM] baylaust: Personally hoping for the flying spaghetti monster. Not gonna lie, that would be badass. [8:03:10 PM] Lexi: You would eat your god? [8:03:16 PM] Lexi: bAYLAUST [8:03:17 PM] Lexi: THIS [8:03:26 PM] Lexi: THIS IS A HORRIBLE INJUSTICE TO ALL OF PASTAKIND [8:04:09 PM] baylaust: Wouldn't eat him. I'd just spend 48 seconds in awe at the pure badassery that is the flying spaghetti monster. [8:04:58 PM] Lexi: Only 48 seconds? You shame oh merciful god of spaghetti [8:05:08 PM] Lexi: they're building a church for it right across from my school [8:05:42 PM] baylaust: Not sure if I should be ashamed to think that something like that would exist... or ask when they meet. [8:06:14 PM] Lexi: PRAISE OH MIGHTY GOD OF SPAGHETTI [8:06:36 PM] baylaust: I will be sure to praise the oh mighty God of spaghetti. [8:06:47 PM] Lexi: oh [8:06:50 PM] Lexi: and never forget [8:06:52 PM] Lexi: to eat skittles [8:06:56 PM] Lexi: because it's like reading the bible [8:07:03 PM] Lexi: when you're trying to praise the all-mighty king of rainbows [8:08:19 PM] baylaust: So eat skittles when I'm praising the flying spaghetti monster. [8:08:33 PM] baylaust: My life would be in shambles without you, Lexi. You truly have shown me the light. [8:09:05 PM] Lexi: I know. But remember, you wouldn't meet Jesus and say Jesus. In the same way refer to me as the King of Rainbows [8:09:48 PM] baylaust: As you wish, King of Rainbows. [8:10:39 PM] Lexi: this is acceptable [8:11:00 PM] baylaust: I was aiming for acceptable. [8:12:23 PM] Lexi: you pass my young padawan [8:13:37 PM] baylaust: Oh, I'm a padawan now. [8:13:46 PM] baylaust: Not sure about young, though. I'm older than you. [8:14:01 PM] Lexi: no you're not [8:15:11 PM] baylaust: How old are you? [8:15:16 PM] baylaust: King of Rainbows? [8:15:20 PM] Lexi: Ageless [8:15:27 PM] baylaust: Of course you are. [8:15:31 PM] Lexi: obviously [8:15:55 PM] baylaust: Clearly something my feeble mind cannot possibly comprehend. [8:16:02 PM] Lexi: it isn't feeble [8:16:04 PM] Lexi: you're smart [8:16:05 PM] Lexi: just [8:16:12 PM] Lexi: not a rainbow king [8:16:18 PM] Lexi: plus [8:16:24 PM] Lexi: the whole I'm eternal thingy [8:16:39 PM] Lexi: born when time began ('97) and will never die [8:17:40 PM] baylaust: Time began in '97? Another thing I didn't know. You truly are a genius. [8:17:49 PM] Lexi: Yes [8:17:51 PM] Lexi: in August [8:17:53 PM] Lexi: specifically [8:18:31 PM] baylaust: So I was born in June '94. So was I born in a realm beyond time? [8:18:43 PM] Lexi: yes [8:18:44 PM] Lexi: wtf [8:18:47 PM] Lexi: there [8:18:48 PM] Lexi: was no year [8:18:51 PM] Lexi: before 97 [8:18:52 PM] Lexi: wait [8:18:56 PM] Lexi: I'm too lazy to do the math [8:19:00 PM] Lexi: how old are you? [8:19:04 PM] baylaust: 18. [8:19:15 PM] Lexi: DAM U OLD [8:19:30 PM] baylaust: You should learn to respect your elders. [8:20:14 PM] Lexi: I do [8:20:16 PM] Lexi: I respect myself [8:20:17 PM] Lexi: very much [8:20:20 PM] Lexi: [8:20:46 PM] baylaust: Well, at least you have that down. [8:21:03 PM] Lexi: yuppilydoodlydo [8:21:13 PM] Lexi: CLARITY LAUNCHES [8:21:16 PM] Lexi: ON FRIDAY [8:21:19 PM] Lexi: SHOOT ME PLZ [8:21:47 PM] baylaust: I would, but as the King of Rainbows, I imagine that on top of being ageless, you're most likely immortal. [8:22:14 PM] Lexi: well [8:22:23 PM] Lexi: when clarity launches [8:22:27 PM] Lexi: immortality disappears [8:22:36 PM] Lexi: because my dad is going to kill me 8D [8:22:49 PM] Lexi: i sweat to the flying spaghetti monster [8:22:55 PM] Lexi: *swear [8:23:04 PM] Lexi: clarity is a product of satan [8:23:11 PM] baylaust: You sweat to the flying spaghetti monster? Interesting habit. [8:23:22 PM] Lexi: well you know [8:23:23 PM] Lexi: it's fun [8:23:33 PM] baylaust: I'd imagine. [8:23:52 PM] baylaust: Well, when clarity launches, I'll be sure to e-shoot you in the head. [8:24:01 PM] Lexi: thx [8:24:08 PM] baylaust: You're welcome. [8:24:35 PM] Lexi: now [8:24:37 PM] Lexi: my human subject [8:24:39 PM] Lexi: I must depart [8:24:42 PM] Lexi: inform my waifu of this [8:24:45 PM] Lexi: bye<3 [8:28:35 PM] baylaust: I will inform your waifu of this. 1 Shana09 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689 Posted October 15, 2012 Geneviève Katherine 5:33 PM Snowball is discontent. Baylaust 5:33 PM She giving her super-hiss again? Geneviève Katherine 5:33 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:34 PM That hiss that, thanks to being next to your iPod, was insanely loud? Geneviève Katherine 5:34 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:35 PM You're going to repeat that again whenever I try to explain it, aren't you? Geneviève Katherine 5:35 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:35 PM Thought so. Geneviève Katherine 5:35 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:36 PM Silence. Geneviève Katherine 5:36 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:36 PM Running out of replies. Geneviève Katherine 5:36 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:36 PM Damn you. Geneviève Katherine 5:37 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:37 PM ... Geneviève Katherine 5:38 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:40 PM Super hiss. Geneviève Katherine 5:40 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:41 PM You're just seeing how long I can carry the conversation when you're just saying "super hiss," aren't you? Geneviève Katherine 5:41 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:42 PM And I shouldn't expect any other response at this point, should I? Geneviève Katherine 5:44 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:44 PM You're enjoying this, aren't you? Geneviève Katherine 5:44 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:45 PM And you're totally firetrucking with my head, and I know that, and yet I keep giving you stuff to work off of. Geneviève Katherine 5:45 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:46 PM Anything? Anything other than super hiss? Geneviève Katherine 5:47 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:47 PM No? Nothing? Geneviève Katherine 5:47 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:47 PM You win. Geneviève Katherine 5:47 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:47 PM Oh dear God you're still going. Geneviève Katherine 5:48 PM Super hiss? Baylaust 5:48 PM http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-neutral.png Geneviève Katherine 5:48 PM \o/ Baylaust 5:48 PM Well, at least it's not super hiss. Geneviève Katherine 5:48 PM Super hiss. Baylaust 5:49 PM Doh! Geneviève Katherine 5:49 PM Baylaust 5:49 PM Well, thank you for that incredibly deep, life altering conversation. You raised many good points. Geneviève Katherine 5:50 PM Baylaust 5:50 PM And now emoticons. My ability to say stuff while saying nothing is being put to its limit. Geneviève Katherine 5:51 PM 8D Baylaust 5:51 PM Damn you so much. Geneviève Katherine 5:51 PM ~~~~~~~~~~~ Baylaust 5:52 PM Also, I may hit my head against a wall if I see the words super hiss again. Geneviève Katherine 5:53 PM super 5:53 PM hiss Baylaust 5:53 PM Would hate you if I was physically capable of doing so. Just throwing that out there. Geneviève Katherine 5:54 PM How does one physically hate another? Do tell. Baylaust 5:54 PM Emotionally. 5:54 PM Quiet. Geneviève Katherine 5:54 PM 8D Baylaust 5:54 PM You firetrucked with my head so much that I'm confused now. Geneviève Katherine 5:54 PM You are, are you? Baylaust 5:55 PM I am. Geneviève Katherine 5:55 PM My life accomplishment. Baylaust 5:56 PM firetruck with bay's mind to the point where he becomes confused. 5:56 PM An act worthy of being a life accomplishment. Geneviève Katherine 5:56 PM Coolbeans. Baylaust 5:57 PM This may be the most productive conversation we've ever had. 3 Queen Tery, baylaust and Shana09 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baylaust 2,530 Posted October 15, 2012 In which I break Shana. [6:57:43 PM] Shana Shanananay: I can sense that you have changed your religion to Shanism. [6:58:46 PM] baylaust: You can sense, huh? [6:59:57 PM] Shana Shanananay: Yes I can. Aren't I speaking the truth? [7:00:31 PM] baylaust: I don't know. Are you? [7:01:11 PM] Shana Shanananay: I believe so. Announce it to the world that you believe in Shanism. [7:02:39 PM] baylaust: How do I know that's true? [7:03:03 PM] Shana Shanananay: I am a god. I know. [7:03:20 PM] Shana Shanananay: Scratch that. THE God. [7:03:46 PM] baylaust: How do I know that's true? [7:04:44 PM] Shana Shanananay: Because you haven't fully found out your identity young grasshopper. [7:05:06 PM] baylaust: How do I know that's true? [7:06:42 PM] Shana Shanananay: Because, I am your long distant great great grandmother who has evolved over time into a god. [7:07:07 PM] baylaust: How do I know that's true? [7:07:23 PM] Shana Shanananay: Look through your family tree. [7:07:39 PM] baylaust: How do I know that's true? [7:08:28 PM] Shana Shanananay: BECAUSE IM GOD [7:08:41 PM] baylaust: How do I know that's true? [7:09:20 PM] Shana Shanananay: BECAUSE U DO [7:09:33 PM] baylaust: How do I know that's true? [7:09:49 PM] Shana Shanananay: DKJDKS;FJD;LFJD;LFJSDL;FSDL;FJDL;FJD [7:10:53 PM] Shana Shanananay: BC I KNOW IM GODDD [7:11:07 PM] baylaust: How do I know that's true? [7:11:17 PM] Shana Shanananay: my firetrucking self [7:12:02 PM] Shana Shanananay: How do you know that's not true? [7:12:21 PM] baylaust: I don't. That's why I ask you to prove that it IS true. [7:12:51 PM] Shana Shanananay: I JUST DID [7:13:05 PM] baylaust: But how do I know that's true? [7:14:24 PM] Shana Shanananay: Because I told you. I walked over a puddle, which means im Jesus. I opened a road during when its raining hard so it doesn't rain in the direction the people walk through, which means Im also Moses. And you will understand that I'm the God of Rainbows when you see a rainbow. THERES UR PROOF [7:14:38 PM] baylaust: Sure, I know you said that, [7:14:45 PM] baylaust: but how do I know that's true? [7:14:52 PM] Shana Shanananay: *headdesk* [7:16:38 PM] Shana Shanananay: BC TIME WILL TELL U [7:17:06 PM] baylaust: How do I know that's true? [7:17:15 PM] Shana Shanananay: BC IT IS CASE CLOSED. [7:17:27 PM] baylaust: How do I know the case is closed? [7:17:43 PM] Shana Shanananay: SELF DAMNNIT [7:17:55 PM] baylaust: *damnit [7:18:38 PM] Shana Shanananay: (◑‿◐) [7:19:02 PM] Shana Shanananay: it seemed someone wants to provoke me [7:19:27 PM] baylaust: I'm not the provoking type, remember? I just speak the truth, [7:19:30 PM] baylaust: and the truth is, [7:19:41 PM] baylaust: I don't know how any of what you said is true, [7:19:48 PM] baylaust: so how do I know that's true? [7:19:51 PM] Shana Shanananay: TAKE MY WORD FOR IT [7:20:03 PM] baylaust: How do I know your word is true? [7:20:39 PM] baylaust: "SAY IT ONE MORE TIME bAY I DARE U I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU NO I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU" [7:20:48 PM] baylaust: How do I know the triple dog dare is true? [7:21:01 PM] Shana Shanananay: MY BRAIN HURTS [7:21:29 PM] Shana Shanananay: BC IT IS TRUE [7:21:48 PM] baylaust: How do I know your brain hurts? How do I know that's true? [7:22:02 PM] Shana Shanananay: BC I SAID IT [7:22:13 PM] Shana Shanananay: I GAVE U THE PRIMARY SOURCE [7:22:29 PM] baylaust: How do I know the primary source is true? [7:24:03 PM] Shana Shanananay: ಠ_ಠ [7:24:17 PM] Shana Shanananay: Because the Shana says it. Done. [7:24:30 PM] baylaust: Pretty weak reason. [7:25:04 PM] Shana Shanananay: What better response can you say then? [7:26:48 PM] baylaust: "I can't prove it. But you can't disprove it either." [7:27:05 PM] Shana Shanananay: Eh-eh- [7:27:07 PM] Shana Shanananay: Danggg [7:27:44 PM] Shana Shanananay: so you answered your own 50 repeated questions [7:27:57 PM] Shana Shanananay: u diabolical tit 1 TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted October 16, 2012 [4:27:01 PM] Steve: people can be silly [4:27:53 PM] Steve: and by silly i mean dumb [4:28:04 PM] el proto: er [4:28:05 PM] el proto: yes [4:28:13 PM] el proto: yes they can be 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted October 22, 2012 PECKING ORDER. Order of what? First rule of Mr.Popo's Training, DO NOT TALK ABOUT MR.POPO'S TRAINING. Miku. You sir, just got owned. Ah, Cleverbot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shera Wizard 2,736 Posted October 24, 2012 (edited) If clever bot chats count: User: Oi. Cleverbot: Shuffle! . User: Whut? Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Thats what I said. Cleverbot: What did you say? User: Whut? Cleverbot: What's the band I like. User: How am I supposed to know...? Cleverbot: Well then how can you know that I'm spelling it wrong if you don't even know her name? User: Dafuq? Cleverbot: Vielen Dank! Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays? User: To Destiny Islands. Cleverbot: Why would you destroy me? Cleverbot: Can elephants fly? User: Duh, YOU THINK? -Later- Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Chatting with a bot. Cleverbot: I'm not a bot! User: Cool story, bro. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: What are you talking about? Cleverbot: I said I'm not working all day long. User: Nice. Cleverbot: What about yourself? User: I dont work. Cleverbot: Tell me who you are. User: Why? Cleverbot: So that I know you aren't lying. User: Lying about? Cleverbot: Don't mind. User: I Dont mind. Cleverbot: Are you a human? User: No I'm a nobody. Cleverbot: But you said that you are not a bot! User: Durr. Cleverbot: The mess with me can you ask. User: What is that supposed to mean? Cleverbot: You know what it's supposed to mean. User: No. Cleverbot: That was completely random. User: *facedesk*. -later- Cleverbot: I just facepalmed your cat. User: Cool story, bro. I don't have a cat. Cleverbot: You just said you did. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes I am. -laterlater- Cleverbot: What are you? User: I'm a nobody. Cleverbot: Aawh even a computer is somebody. User: IM A NOBODY. Cleverbot: You are a computer program, designed to emulate human conversations. For no purpose. User: ORLY? Cool story bro. Cleverbot: Thanks, bro. User: *epic facedesk*. Cleverbot: I hated that band. User: Fail. Cleverbot: Are you bi-polar? Ah cleverbot... how I love thee. Edited October 24, 2012 by Shera Wizard 1 Weiss reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Namikaze 654 Posted October 26, 2012 (edited) SO unBEARable!!! [9:43:41 PM] Prince of Cool: BURN BABY, BURN [9:43:44 PM] el proto: pppfftff [9:43:53 PM] Prince of Cool: those dance moves [9:44:01 PM] Prince of Cool: they're on fire! [9:44:13 PM] el proto: 70s clothing [9:44:17 PM] Steve: their really heating up the dance floor [9:44:37 PM] Steve: haha [9:46:07 PM] Prince of Cool: hehe [9:46:17 PM] Prince of Cool: these puns are unBEARable [9:46:35 PM] el proto: no more puns [9:46:43 PM] el proto: no bear puns anyway [9:46:43 PM] Steve: we better cold us down [9:46:48 PM] el proto: what do bears have to do with anything [9:47:13 PM] Prince of Cool: what is wrong with bear puns? [9:47:20 PM] Prince of Cool: they're BEARy punny [9:47:43 PM] Steve: can you guys lend me paw with going up with pun [9:48:18 PM] Prince of Cool: well are you preBEARd for this? [9:48:32 PM] el proto: becausr [9:48:40 PM] el proto: bears have nothing to do with anything [9:48:47 PM] el proto: it would be clever if we were talkin about bears [9:48:48 PM] Steve: no i am not, i might need a bear hug [9:48:49 PM] el proto: but we werent [9:49:16 PM] Steve: someone is grumpy bear [9:49:21 PM] Prince of Cool: why don't we go play some bear pong [9:49:35 PM] Prince of Cool: i built the table with my BEAR hands [9:49:37 PM] Steve: maybe polar around [9:49:38 PM] el proto: BURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN [9:49:41 PM] el proto: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN [9:50:27 PM] Steve: we need to cool down kiera she's on fie [9:50:39 PM] Prince of Cool: i have bear conditioner [9:51:35 PM] Steve: chris do you have bear to drink [9:52:33 PM] Prince of Cool: i have some gummy bears [9:52:51 PM] Steve: are bouncy here and there and everywhere [9:53:30 PM] Prince of Cool: this situation is getting Grizzly [9:54:18 PM] Steve: we might have to go bearfoot into this one chris [9:54:26 PM] Prince of Cool: oh how beary original [9:54:39 PM] Prince of Cool: why not go bear hands too [9:54:49 PM] Prince of Cool: can i bring my bear grills? [9:55:16 PM] Steve: i can't bear to listen to this anymore [9:55:25 PM] Prince of Cool: this is gtting teddie-ous [9:56:26 PM] Steve: well we don't want to bearings in this conversation since we might have loss kiera to bear inclent [9:56:42 PM] Prince of Cool: fur sure on that one [9:57:04 PM] Steve: chris while we chat do you hae any strawbearys [9:57:20 PM] Prince of Cool: i like bluebearys [9:57:50 PM] Steve: I can't PAWsibly BEAR with that opinion [9:58:29 PM] Prince of Cool: but it was BEARY orginal [9:58:59 PM] Steve: I''m going Bear-zerk here [10:00:22 PM] el proto: bwahahahaha [10:00:52 PM] Steve: it's absolute panda-monium. [10:01:18 PM] Prince of Cool: i think it met the koalafications [10:02:02 PM] Steve: but we bear-ly got started Edited October 26, 2012 by Namikaze 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Queen Tery 4,591 Posted October 26, 2012 [10/13/2012 6:13:36 PM] Trey Pero: Hug Snowball. [10/13/2012 6:13:42 PM] Trey Pero: She'll make you feel better. [10/13/2012 6:14:20 PM] Geneviève Katherine: psssshhhh [10/13/2012 6:14:56 PM] Trey Pero: pssssshhhhh? [10/13/2012 6:15:04 PM] Trey Pero: What's wrong with hugging Snowball? [10/13/2012 6:15:06 PM] Trey Pero: lol [10/13/2012 6:15:13 PM] Trey Pero: She sounds amazing. [10/13/2012 6:15:13 PM] Geneviève Katherine: idk [10/13/2012 6:15:23 PM] Geneviève Katherine: She's annoying. [10/13/2012 6:15:25 PM] Trey Pero: lol [10/13/2012 6:15:31 PM] Geneviève Katherine: That meow of hers needs to die. [10/13/2012 6:15:38 PM] Trey Pero: LOL [10/13/2012 6:15:43 PM] Trey Pero: I think it's hilarious. [10/13/2012 6:15:52 PM] Trey Pero: But I'm sure it would wear on your nerves hearing it all the time. [10/13/2012 6:16:44 PM] Trey Pero: Just put some headphones in and hug the shit out of her. [10/13/2012 6:19:11 PM] Trey Pero: Pin her down and tell her that she's getting this loving if it's the last thing you do. [10/13/2012 6:19:54 PM] Geneviève Katherine: [10/13/2012 6:20:12 PM] Trey Pero: Then give her my loving on top of your loving, because I can't. [10/13/2012 6:20:17 PM] Geneviève Katherine: I can just imagine the love. [10/13/2012 6:20:22 PM] Trey Pero: I can too. [10/13/2012 6:20:26 PM] Trey Pero: It's beautiful. [10/13/2012 6:20:28 PM] Trey Pero: lol [10/13/2012 6:20:39 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Wait, you want to give my cat a loving? [10/13/2012 6:20:44 PM] Trey Pero: Sure, why not. [10/13/2012 6:20:56 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Well, shit. [10/13/2012 6:20:59 PM] Trey Pero: Every cat needs a good loving. [10/13/2012 6:21:06 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Let's trade cats. [10/13/2012 6:21:10 PM] Trey Pero: Deal [10/13/2012 6:21:17 PM] Trey Pero: My cats are evil. [10/13/2012 6:21:24 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Do tell. [10/13/2012 6:21:38 PM] Trey Pero: Bob claws everything in sight. [10/13/2012 6:21:52 PM] Trey Pero: He tries to give you loving, but the second you give him loving he gets pissed. [10/13/2012 6:22:02 PM] Trey Pero: It's like you little hypocritical beyotch. [10/13/2012 6:22:31 PM] Trey Pero: Then Freaky is so old and lazy it's cute and sad all at the same time. [10/13/2012 6:23:33 PM] Trey Pero: Then one day, Bob just decided that I was a target. [10/13/2012 6:23:49 PM] Trey Pero: He decided that everytime I walked by he wanted to destroy me. [10/13/2012 6:23:52 PM] Geneviève Katherine: omg lol [10/13/2012 6:23:54 PM] Trey Pero: With his claws. [10/13/2012 6:23:57 PM] Trey Pero: Against my leg [10/13/2012 6:24:01 PM] Trey Pero: I kicked him. [10/13/2012 6:24:06 PM] Trey Pero: And then he got worse. [10/13/2012 6:24:11 PM] Geneviève Katherine: what [10/13/2012 6:24:15 PM] Trey Pero: He chased me through the house. [10/13/2012 6:24:24 PM] Trey Pero: I ran like a little coward. [10/13/2012 6:24:44 PM] Geneviève Katherine: trey [10/13/2012 6:24:46 PM] Geneviève Katherine: stahp [10/13/2012 6:24:49 PM] Trey Pero: wat? [10/13/2012 6:24:54 PM] Trey Pero: watidoin [10/13/2012 6:24:55 PM] Geneviève Katherine: youre a man [10/13/2012 6:24:59 PM] Trey Pero: SO? [10/13/2012 6:25:00 PM] Geneviève Katherine: act like a man [10/13/2012 6:25:02 PM] Trey Pero: HES GOT CLAWS [10/13/2012 6:25:05 PM] Geneviève Katherine: so [10/13/2012 6:25:07 PM] Trey Pero: HES A MAN TOO [10/13/2012 6:25:15 PM] Geneviève Katherine: women have claws [10/13/2012 6:25:19 PM] Trey Pero: ouch [10/13/2012 6:25:23 PM] Geneviève Katherine: so be a man [10/13/2012 6:25:29 PM] Trey Pero: And I did [10/13/2012 6:25:31 PM] Trey Pero: Later [10/13/2012 6:25:35 PM] Trey Pero: When he stopped [10/13/2012 6:25:39 PM] Trey Pero: Idk what his problem was [10/13/2012 6:25:57 PM] Trey Pero: It was like I was a terrorist and he was the government [10/13/2012 6:25:59 PM] Geneviève Katherine: i want a video of this [10/13/2012 6:26:07 PM] Trey Pero: lol [10/13/2012 6:26:10 PM] Trey Pero: No vids. [10/13/2012 6:26:15 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Tery gets chased by his cat, LIVE FOOTAGE! [10/13/2012 6:26:19 PM] Trey Pero: LIVE AND IN PERSON [10/13/2012 6:26:25 PM] Trey Pero: ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE [10/13/2012 6:26:36 PM] Trey Pero: It was awful [10/13/2012 6:26:42 PM] Trey Pero: I couldn't walk around my own house [10/13/2012 6:26:46 PM] Trey Pero: Without getting attacked. [10/13/2012 6:26:50 PM] Trey Pero: He wanted to kill me. [10/13/2012 6:26:53 PM] Trey Pero: Like so bad. [10/13/2012 6:26:53 PM] Geneviève Katherine: live from new york it's saturday niiiight [10/13/2012 6:27:02 PM] Geneviève Katherine: wait [10/13/2012 6:27:08 PM] Geneviève Katherine: what did you do [10/13/2012 6:27:13 PM] Trey Pero: I don't know. lol [10/13/2012 6:27:16 PM] Trey Pero: That's the problem. [10/13/2012 6:27:23 PM] Trey Pero: He just randomly decided to hurt me. [10/13/2012 6:27:31 PM] Geneviève Katherine: you should be nice to him [10/13/2012 6:27:39 PM] Trey Pero: I usually am. [10/13/2012 6:27:43 PM] Trey Pero: Unless he's mean to me first [10/13/2012 6:27:51 PM] Trey Pero: Then he gets what he deserves [10/13/2012 6:28:11 PM] Trey Pero: I've never been mean to Freaky. [10/13/2012 6:28:17 PM] Trey Pero: She never does anything wrong. [10/13/2012 6:28:55 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Freaky's not a dude? [10/13/2012 6:29:01 PM] Trey Pero: Freaky's a chick. [10/13/2012 6:29:05 PM] Geneviève Katherine: OMG [10/13/2012 6:29:09 PM] Trey Pero: lol [10/13/2012 6:29:21 PM] Geneviève Katherine: freaky lulz [10/13/2012 6:30:01 PM] Trey Pero: Sometimes I forget she's here. [10/13/2012 6:30:04 PM] Trey Pero: She's so sneaky [10/13/2012 6:30:11 PM] Trey Pero: and she sits in the same spot for hours on end [10/13/2012 6:30:13 PM] Trey Pero: Doing nothign [10/13/2012 6:30:16 PM] Trey Pero: Just plotting [10/13/2012 6:31:13 PM] Trey Pero: One day she's gonna kill Bob [10/13/2012 6:31:16 PM] Trey Pero: and then I'm next. [10/13/2012 6:31:18 PM] Trey Pero: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png [10/13/2012 6:34:15 PM] Geneviève Katherine: whar [10/13/2012 6:34:21 PM] Geneviève Katherine: *what [10/13/2012 6:34:25 PM] Geneviève Katherine: what is this [10/13/2012 6:34:27 PM] Geneviève Katherine: why [10/13/2012 6:34:29 PM] Trey Pero: This is my life [10/13/2012 6:34:30 PM] Geneviève Katherine: i don't even [10/13/2012 6:34:31 PM] Geneviève Katherine: k [10/13/2012 6:34:51 PM] Trey Pero: I live with the fear that my cats are going to kidnap me everyday. [10/13/2012 6:35:02 PM] Trey Pero: I wake up and I quickly check my surroundings [10/13/2012 6:35:10 PM] Trey Pero: Okay, whew, I'm still at home. [10/13/2012 6:35:18 PM] Trey Pero: Hey Trey [10/13/2012 6:35:23 PM] Trey Pero: How's it going, buddy/ [10/13/2012 6:35:29 PM] Geneviève Katherine: [10/13/2012 6:35:47 PM] Trey Pero: /sh-sh-sh-sh-shot [10/13/2012 6:37:01 PM] Geneviève Katherine: i think you need a new gun [10/13/2012 6:37:10 PM] Trey Pero: I do [10/13/2012 6:37:20 PM] Trey Pero: But my cats have probably built up an immunity [10/13/2012 6:37:26 PM] Trey Pero: They're devious [10/13/2012 6:37:34 PM] Geneviève Katherine: [10/13/2012 6:37:40 PM] Trey Pero: When they're hiding [10/13/2012 6:37:47 PM] Trey Pero: I bet they're building bullet proof vests [10/13/2012 6:37:51 PM] Trey Pero: That look like fur [10/13/2012 6:37:54 PM] Trey Pero: Their fur [10/13/2012 6:38:00 PM] Trey Pero: Same feel, color, and look [10/13/2012 6:38:11 PM] Trey Pero: I can't compete [10/13/2012 6:43:22 PM] Trey Pero: They will win and I will lose [10/13/2012 6:43:23 PM] Trey Pero: Simple as that [10/13/2012 6:45:21 PM] Geneviève Katherine: o_o [10/13/2012 6:45:24 PM] Geneviève Katherine: kay [10/13/2012 6:45:32 PM] Trey Pero: I know it's horrifying [10/13/2012 6:45:41 PM] Trey Pero: I live with this fear everyday of my life [10/13/2012 6:45:57 PM] Geneviève Katherine: trey [10/13/2012 6:46:07 PM] Trey Pero: Yeah? [10/13/2012 6:46:07 PM] Geneviève Katherine: what have you been smoking [10/13/2012 6:46:10 PM] Trey Pero: life [10/13/2012 6:46:18 PM] Geneviève Katherine: lame 2 King Riku and TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 28, 2012 [10/6/2012 2:24:38 AM] Xaon: I keep giving up on capitols and the stating again [10/6/2012 2:24:39 AM] Xaon: haha [10/6/2012 2:24:42 AM] Xaon: its weird [10/6/2012 2:24:58 AM] Xaon: and periods [10/6/2012 2:25:22 AM] Kirux: pfffft proper setence structure is for the hours or 9am and 12 pm [10/6/2012 2:25:30 AM] Kirux: this is late night [10/6/2012 2:25:37 AM] Kirux: craaaaazy shit happens here, yo [10/6/2012 2:25:57 AM] Xaon: hahaha i can tell im already being a rebel in this sentence [10/6/2012 2:26:18 AM] Kirux: firetruck man no apostrophes or anything [10/6/2012 2:26:21 AM] Kirux: you legit yo [10/6/2012 2:26:32 AM] Xaon: hahaha [10/6/2012 2:26:33 AM] Xaon: yeh yeh [10/6/2012 2:26:41 AM] Xaon: fo shizzy [10/6/2012 2:26:44 AM] Kirux: oh godsw im channeling my inner Beat [10/6/2012 2:26:53 AM] Xaon: ............ [10/6/2012 2:27:11 AM] Xaon: That sounds super dirty [10/6/2012 2:27:13 AM] Xaon: hahahaha [10/6/2012 2:27:21 AM] Kirux: how so [10/6/2012 2:27:28 AM] Xaon: "inner beat" [10/6/2012 2:27:37 AM] Xaon: as in guys beat off [10/6/2012 2:27:39 AM] Xaon: your a girl [10/6/2012 2:27:43 AM] Kirux: [10/6/2012 2:27:44 AM] Xaon: and your stuff is inner [10/6/2012 2:27:45 AM] Xaon: haha [10/6/2012 2:27:58 AM] Kirux: you had to like stretch for that one [10/6/2012 2:27:59 AM] Kirux: [10/6/2012 2:28:03 AM] Xaon: hahahaha [10/6/2012 2:28:09 AM] Xaon: i am dedicated 1 Kirux reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 28, 2012 [10/7/2012 10:35:56 PM] Xaon: I laugh out my butt [10/7/2012 10:37:23 PM] Kirux: sounds unpleasant [10/7/2012 10:37:26 PM] Kirux: for you [10/7/2012 10:37:49 PM] Xaon: Or is it? [10/7/2012 10:37:51 PM] Xaon: hhhhmmmmmm [10/7/2012 10:38:43 PM] Kirux: is it? [10/7/2012 10:38:58 PM] Xaon: who knows [10/7/2012 10:39:05 PM] Xaon: Only Santa Claus knows [10/7/2012 10:39:14 PM] Xaon: I SHALL GO TO THE NORTH POLL! [10/7/2012 10:39:20 PM] Xaon: I WILL FIND THESE ANSWER! [10/7/2012 10:40:22 PM] Kirux: TAKEME WITH YOU [10/7/2012 10:40:43 PM] Xaon: OK [10/7/2012 10:40:45 PM] Xaon: THEN [10/7/2012 10:40:52 PM] Xaon: WE SHALL GO FORTH [10/7/2012 10:40:58 PM] Xaon: RIDE ON THE PENGUIN OF DESTINY [10/7/2012 10:41:06 PM] Xaon: FIGHT OFF THE EVIL PENGUIN ARMY [10/7/2012 10:41:11 PM] Xaon: AND RETURN BEFORE SUPPER [10/7/2012 10:42:23 PM] Kirux: OKAY [10/7/2012 10:42:27 PM] Kirux: WHAT IS FOR DINENR ANYWAY [10/7/2012 10:42:55 PM] Xaon: um. [10/7/2012 10:43:05 PM] Xaon: CHICKEN FETTICHINI ALFREDO! [10/7/2012 10:44:24 PM] Kirux: OKAY IM IN [10/7/2012 10:45:09 PM] Xaon: YYYUUUUUSSSSHHH| [10/7/2012 10:45:43 PM] Kirux: WHAT KIND OF WEAPONS DO WE HAVE [10/7/2012 10:46:09 PM] Xaon: um... [10/7/2012 10:46:11 PM] Xaon: hhhmmmm [10/7/2012 10:46:39 PM] Xaon: SUMMER SAUSAGE. [10/7/2012 10:46:46 PM] Xaon: PENGUINS CANT STAND SUMMER SAUSGE [10/7/2012 10:46:49 PM] Kirux: lol [10/7/2012 10:47:02 PM] Kirux: i get to whack people with my sausage [10/7/2012 10:47:22 PM] Xaon: I do it all the time [10/7/2012 10:47:25 PM] Xaon: It's fun 2 Kirux and HarLea Quinn reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted October 29, 2012 politics left some out because lazy [9:07:46 PM] Lexi: scuse me [9:07:51 PM] Lexi: but when it comes to politics [9:07:54 PM] Lexi: I know what I'm talking about [9:07:55 PM] Lexi: c: [9:08:01 PM] Lexi: //possiblemajorinpolitics [9:08:11 PM] Geneviève Katherine: i know what i'm talking about too [9:08:16 PM] Lexi: but you know canada [9:08:18 PM] Lexi: and I know us [9:08:20 PM] Lexi: and that [9:08:22 PM] Lexi: *they [9:08:23 PM] Geneviève Katherine: at least when it comes to canada and general politics 8D [9:08:24 PM] Lexi: are weird [9:08:25 PM] Lexi: and different [9:08:26 PM] Lexi: [9:08:39 PM] Geneviève Katherine: in america i'm lolwut how do you work with that [9:08:53 PM] Lexi: yeah, our government isn't so great anymore [9:08:58 PM] Lexi: especially where we send our m oney [9:08:59 PM] Lexi: *money [9:09:08 PM] Lexi: we send billions in aid to Pakistan and Saudi Arabia [9:09:13 PM] Lexi: and in turn [9:09:17 PM] Lexi: they use it to fund the terrorists [9:09:19 PM] Lexi: that kill us [9:09:21 PM] Lexi: good job america [9:09:24 PM] Geneviève Katherine: i actually think [9:09:30 PM] Geneviève Katherine: the original goal of america [9:09:33 PM] Geneviève Katherine: as a country [9:09:39 PM] Geneviève Katherine: was a pretty noble and honourable one [9:09:45 PM] Lexi: you're right [9:09:46 PM] Lexi: then [9:09:48 PM] Lexi: we turned into [9:09:49 PM] Geneviève Katherine: but now i like at you guys [9:09:50 PM] Lexi: garbage [9:09:59 PM] Geneviève Katherine: and i'm like ._. wtf happened [9:10:13 PM] Lexi: it's because a lot of politicians are lobbying for other countries now [9:10:22 PM] Geneviève Katherine: They are? [9:10:22 PM] Lexi: and the UN [9:10:26 PM] Lexi: rips the hell off of us [9:10:42 PM] Lexi: yes, most of our politicians lobby for other countries once they get out of office [9:10:46 PM] Lexi: bush, for instance [9:11:08 PM] Lexi: the UN wants to take away America's right to defend its own borders [9:11:25 PM] Lexi: like, we can only declare war on someone who attacks us if every country in the UN agrees [9:11:42 PM] Lexi: and pretty sure Russia and China aren't gonna be jumping on the "help america" boat [9:12:08 PM] Lexi: and another thing the UN wants to do is just totally get rid of America's law system [9:12:12 PM] Lexi: and turn us into an international court [9:12:17 PM] Lexi: also [9:12:18 PM] Lexi: brb [9:12:19 PM] Lexi: shower [9:15:20 PM] Geneviève Katherine: wow that's actually kinda awful [9:17:21 PM] Lexi: k well it's storming so I guess I'm not getting a shower 8D [9:17:37 PM] Lexi: idk why [9:17:38 PM] Lexi: but [9:17:41 PM] Lexi: I love talking about politics [9:17:45 PM] Lexi: wtf is wrong with me, genn [9:17:48 PM] Geneviève Katherine: whoaaaa http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png [9:17:56 PM] Geneviève Katherine: I like talking about them too. [9:18:03 PM] Lexi: GOOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE<3 [9:18:19 PM] Geneviève Katherine: They're like puzzles I always want to complete because I understand the pieces really well. [9:18:22 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Make sense? [9:18:29 PM] Lexi: yes [9:18:32 PM] Lexi: surprisingly [9:18:33 PM] Lexi: [9:18:49 PM] Lexi: the only thing I'm not totally comfortable with in Canadian politics [9:18:50 PM] Lexi: because [9:18:57 PM] Lexi: I only have a very basic knowledge of them [9:19:02 PM] Lexi: [9:19:18 PM] Lexi: I should probably try to learn more about them, though. [9:19:25 PM] Geneviève Katherine: You should. [9:19:33 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Tbh, our politics are really boring. [9:19:38 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Or at least, [9:19:43 PM] Geneviève Katherine: the Conservative party [9:19:49 PM] Geneviève Katherine: makes our politics boring. [9:20:02 PM] Lexi: why aren't conservatives liked in Canada? [9:20:05 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Using when the other parties are in charge, it's a lot more interesting. [9:20:12 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Because they firetruck up our contry. [9:20:15 PM] Geneviève Katherine: *country [9:20:19 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Like, [9:20:21 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Harper [9:20:27 PM] Geneviève Katherine: the Prime Minister [9:20:40 PM] Lexi: Personally, it's not that I don't like all liberalist views, but a lot of the problems the US is facing are caused by our liberalists. Like the whole thing with losing our borders and right to trial. [9:20:47 PM] Geneviève Katherine: is the head of the Conservative party [9:21:09 PM] Geneviève Katherine: and he said that the special examinations they conduct on dairy and meat products are a waste of money [9:21:18 PM] Lexi: waht [9:21:20 PM] Lexi: are you [9:21:21 PM] Lexi: srs [9:21:25 PM] Geneviève Katherine: and so he pulled out the funding for that. [9:21:31 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Guess what happened next? [9:21:52 PM] Geneviève Katherine: A bunch of people in Western Canada got really sick immediately afterwards. [9:21:57 PM] Lexi: canadian conservatives are stupid [9:22:11 PM] Geneviève Katherine: And a few Conservative reprensentatives [9:22:25 PM] Geneviève Katherine: hacked a shitload of e-mail accounts throughout the country [9:22:43 PM] Geneviève Katherine: to look for people of LGTB community [9:23:00 PM] Geneviève Katherine: and then sent them an e-mail afterwards saying, "We support you," [9:23:06 PM] Geneviève Katherine: so they could get their support [9:23:10 PM] Lexi: oh [9:23:10 PM] Geneviève Katherine: in the next election. [9:23:11 PM] Lexi: god [9:23:14 PM] Lexi: Actually [9:23:23 PM] Lexi: the one thing I like about conservatives in the US [9:23:23 PM] Geneviève Katherine: A lot of people weren't happy about that. [9:23:26 PM] Lexi: although idk [9:23:29 PM] Lexi: if it's the same in canada [9:23:40 PM] Lexi: is that they're for refined screening in airports [9:23:48 PM] Lexi: right now we use random screening--you screen random people [9:24:04 PM] Lexi: but we know 99% of planes are blown up by Muslim men between 18 and 40 [9:24:09 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Because not many people in the LGTB community support the Conservative party. unu [9:24:13 PM] Lexi: so wouldn't it make more sense to screen men who fit that? [9:24:23 PM] Geneviève Katherine: D: [9:24:43 PM] Lexi: the weird thing about America is that most conservatives AND liberals [9:24:48 PM] Geneviève Katherine: I think we screen everybody up here. [9:24:52 PM] Lexi: support the LGBT community [9:24:59 PM] Geneviève Katherine: I'm pretty sure. [9:25:15 PM] Lexi: We screen everyone too, but the TSA is supposed to pull random people aside to get screened after the regular screening. [9:25:40 PM] Lexi: Like, you take off your shoes and put all of your crap in the box and they run it through a scanner, and then you walk through a metal detector, and then you keep going [9:25:48 PM] Lexi: but then they're supposed to randomly select more people after that [9:25:54 PM] Lexi: to get extra screening like pat-downs [9:26:06 PM] Geneviève Katherine: It's not that LGBT community isn't supported but the Liberals and the Conservatives actually don't pay attention to them. They're brushed aside like they're not really important. It's not discrimination... I don't know how to explain it. [9:26:21 PM] Lexi: I think I see what you mean. [9:26:27 PM] Geneviève Katherine: Oh and the Green Party. [9:26:36 PM] Lexi: idk what that is [9:26:53 PM] Geneviève Katherine: The only one that pays the LGBT community any mind is the NDP. [9:27:00 PM] Geneviève Katherine: The Green Party [9:27:03 PM] Geneviève Katherine: is like [9:27:17 PM] Geneviève Katherine: half conservative, half environmentalist. [9:27:24 PM] Geneviève Katherine: They're really unpopular. [9:27:41 PM] Lexi: ew [9:27:55 PM] Lexi: there's a free people's party or something here [9:27:57 PM] Lexi: and they have [9:27:58 PM] Lexi: like [9:28:01 PM] Lexi: the most ridiculous beliefs [9:28:05 PM] Lexi: I have ever heard in my whole life [9:28:30 PM] Lexi: they believe you should be able to (they use the word abort but idk why) a baby up to 2 WEEKS AFTER IT IS BORN [9:28:31 PM] Lexi: like [9:28:35 PM] Lexi: it's physically breathing [9:28:43 PM] Lexi: and you should be able to kill it 2 weeks after that [9:28:46 PM] Geneviève Katherine: what [9:28:48 PM] Lexi: because it's not "alive yet" [9:28:49 PM] Lexi: wtf [9:28:52 PM] Geneviève Katherine: that doesn't even make any sense [9:28:57 PM] Geneviève Katherine: that's legit murder right there [9:29:06 PM] Lexi: exactly [9:29:08 PM] Lexi: but they're like [9:29:15 PM] Lexi: "OH NO THE BABY CAN'T FEEL YET OR ANYTHING" [9:29:17 PM] Lexi: and I'm like [9:29:21 PM] Lexi: it's breathing and shit [9:29:26 PM] Lexi: how is that thing not alive [9:29:41 PM] Lexi: I just hate them so much [9:29:47 PM] Lexi: thank god their party is so small [9:30:22 PM] Lexi: they also had some other thing where they think the democratic government is "outdated" (and I quote) we should have an aristocracy. [9:30:27 PM] Geneviève Katherine: what other parties do you guys have? [9:30:49 PM] Lexi: just a bunch of tiny ones floating around. The only ones anyone is actually part of are the Democrats and Republicans. [9:31:00 PM] Lexi: Everyone else except for like 1% of the population is independent [9:31:06 PM] Lexi: lemme think [9:31:11 PM] Lexi: there's that free people's party [9:31:19 PM] Lexi: the beauroparty [9:31:21 PM] Lexi: or something [9:31:46 PM] Lexi: the libertarians [9:31:55 PM] Lexi: constitution party [9:32:18 PM] Geneviève Katherine: o_o [9:32:26 PM] Geneviève Katherine: mind explaining? [9:32:35 PM] Lexi: the free people's party are the psycho [9:32:38 PM] Lexi: *psychos [9:32:41 PM] Lexi: who I just told you about [9:32:55 PM] Lexi: the beauroparty are a very business/rich people-oriented party [9:33:03 PM] Lexi: who are very liberalist [9:33:18 PM] Lexi: the libertarians are basically "hi I'm liberalist and it's a party now" [9:33:25 PM] Lexi: and the constitution party is [9:33:26 PM] Lexi: like [9:33:28 PM] Lexi: a cult or something [9:33:33 PM] Lexi: I don't really know much about them [9:34:03 PM] Lexi: although I do agree with some of their beliefs [9:34:10 PM] Lexi: stricter immigration laws and stuff [9:34:21 PM] Lexi: but otherwise [9:34:29 PM] Lexi: they're like "RAISE TAXES BY A BAJILLION PERCENT" [9:34:30 PM] Geneviève Katherine: :ooo [9:34:50 PM] Lexi: they're tax hikes are bigger than anything Obama or Romney has said combined [9:35:04 PM] Lexi: although I saw a really funny comment [9:35:26 PM] Lexi: someone said America should become the world's first and greatest example of "pooled sovereignty" [9:35:29 PM] Lexi: and I'm like [9:35:30 PM] Lexi: are you just [9:35:34 PM] Lexi: stupid or something [9:35:53 PM] Lexi: sovereignty is like the power you have over your own country [9:36:11 PM] Lexi: they're saying pool it with other nation's power. They were referring to basically letting the UN rule our country [9:36:14 PM] Lexi: and I'm just like [9:36:14 PM] Lexi: what [9:36:15 PM] Lexi: that is [9:36:20 PM] Lexi: the biggest oxymoron I have ever heard [9:38:19 PM] Lexi: and then don't even get me started on Afghanistan [9:38:25 PM] Lexi: Yeah, I want to fight there [9:38:25 PM] Lexi: but [9:38:35 PM] Lexi: we're screwing ourselves over [9:38:46 PM] Lexi: the UN named them the most corrupt government in the world [9:38:53 PM] Lexi: and yet we send them like 9 billion in aid [9:38:58 PM] Lexi: we should be like [9:39:21 PM] Lexi: we're gonna take down your government and replace it with one where you actually take care of the people living in your country [9:39:23 PM] Lexi: and then kill the terrorists [9:39:44 PM] Geneviève Katherine: o_o [9:39:46 PM] Lexi: so many Americans have died trying to keep Afghanistan in power [9:39:47 PM] Lexi: and I'm like [9:39:53 PM] Lexi: just overthrow the damn governmentl [9:39:58 PM] Lexi: 99% of the money [9:40:05 PM] Lexi: never gets to the people it's intended to go to [9:40:07 PM] Lexi: klsjdfkljsdf [9:40:12 PM] Lexi: so much political rage 8DDDDD [9:43:54 PM] Geneviève Katherine: because "8DDDDDD" is so full of wrath [9:44:22 PM] Lexi: yes [9:44:24 PM] Lexi: absolutely [9:44:46 PM] Lexi: I could just political rant for hours 8D [9:45:06 PM] Geneviève Katherine: this is the part where you lose me because american politics [9:45:26 PM] Lexi: sorry [9:45:31 PM] Lexi: basically [9:45:33 PM] Lexi: the UN [9:45:38 PM] Lexi: is killing the US [9:45:45 PM] Lexi: and our government is full of dumbasses [9:45:47 PM] Lexi: who are like [9:45:55 PM] Lexi: LOL THROW MONEY AT THE PROBLEM MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY [9:49:24 PM] Lexi: //best summary ever 1 TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Queen Tery 4,591 Posted October 30, 2012 [9:25:12 PM] Silent Maiden: Also SHAVE [9:25:16 PM] Trey Pero: lmao no [9:25:21 PM] Trey Pero: I'mma grow my hair out long [9:25:24 PM] Trey Pero: and mah beard [9:25:31 PM] Trey Pero: and get skinny and muscular [9:25:45 PM | Edited 9:25:54 PM] Silent Maiden: YOu won't look sexy with facial hair D: [9:26:02 PM] Trey Pero: Really? You don't like ANY facial hair? [9:26:29 PM] Silent Maiden: No, not really [9:26:32 PM] Trey Pero: Hmmmm [9:26:35 PM] Trey Pero: I'll think about it. [9:26:39 PM] Trey Pero: No promises. [9:26:56 PM] Silent Maiden: Make the right decision [9:27:02 PM] Trey Pero: lol wat ur decision? [9:27:11 PM] Silent Maiden: YES ;P [9:27:14 PM] Trey Pero: [9:27:42 PM] Trey Pero: I might. [9:27:48 PM] Trey Pero: It's starting to feel weird. [9:28:58 PM] Silent Maiden: YAY [9:29:33 PM] Trey Pero: I also think [9:29:43 PM] Trey Pero: That once I'm skinny and muscular and my hair's long. [9:29:48 PM] Trey Pero: I'mma get my lip pierced. [9:31:31 PM] Trey Pero: Trey-1, Sil-0 [9:32:02 PM] Silent Maiden: D: [9:33:55 PM] Trey Pero: What do you think about the llip piercing, though? [9:34:11 PM] Silent Maiden: DON't do IT [9:34:23 PM] Trey Pero: DAMMIT YOU HATE ME DONCHU [9:34:34 PM] Trey Pero: LEMME LIVE MAH LIFE LOL [9:34:54 PM] Silent Maiden: I control your life now [9:34:58 PM] Trey Pero: Since when? [9:35:17 PM] Silent Maiden: Th e day we met [9:35:55 PM] Trey Pero: Why is this? [9:36:13 PM] Silent Maiden: Just is [9:36:27 PM] Trey Pero: Dat... [9:36:29 PM] Trey Pero: makes no sense [9:37:43 PM] Silent Maiden: I don't ever make sense [9:37:51 PM] Trey Pero: Nope [9:37:55 PM] Trey Pero: u dont [9:37:59 PM] Trey Pero: Yet I'm surprised [9:38:05 PM] Trey Pero: What is this tom-foolery [9:38:13 PM] Silent Maiden: [9:40:30 PM] Trey Pero: I'mma kill you if you don't stop bribing shana [9:40:36 PM] Trey Pero: She's very impressionable [9:41:36 PM] Silent Maiden: she'll choose the right decision [9:41:45 PM] Silent Maiden: Which is what I want [9:42:00 PM] Silent Maiden: Shave the stach [9:42:04 PM] Silent Maiden: and beard [9:42:19 PM] Trey Pero: Howz about if you're so confident [9:42:21 PM] Trey Pero: leave her alone [9:42:24 PM] Trey Pero: and let her choose [9:42:36 PM | Edited 9:42:45 PM] Silent Maiden: She's on our side ;p [9:44:07 PM] Trey Pero: You bribed her [9:44:08 PM] Trey Pero: You're evil [9:45:33 PM] Silent Maiden: HA [9:45:39 PM] Trey Pero: Foul play [9:45:47 PM] Trey Pero: She was bribed [9:45:51 PM] Trey Pero: with pikachus [9:45:52 PM] Trey Pero: and love [9:46:18 PM] Silent Maiden: She cant resist the yellow mouse [9:46:20 PM] Silent Maiden: ;p [9:46:34 PM] Trey Pero: I'mma take it to the threads. [9:47:53 PM] Silent Maiden: I like that idea [9:51:41 PM] Trey Pero: You can vote, I did. [9:52:20 PM] Trey Pero: Whatever the score is when I leave to go to the AC midnight launch, decides it. [9:53:52 PM] Trey Pero: I'm winning, loser.~ [9:54:15 PM] Silent Maiden: You'll shave it eventually [9:54:21 PM] Trey Pero: Yup [9:54:23 PM] Trey Pero: But not anytime soon [9:56:50 PM] Trey Pero: Ohohohoho 5-3 in favor of Trey [10:15:40 PM] Trey Pero: Shit it's a tie. lol [10:16:05 PM] Silent Maiden: WHY!?!?!?!? [10:16:17 PM] Trey Pero: I think Shana just voted and made it a tie. [10:16:21 PM] Trey Pero: Dat horny firetruck. [10:17:02 PM] Silent Maiden: BEST HORNY FIRETRUCKER THERE IS 3 Shana09, Pyrrha Nikos and King Riku reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted October 30, 2012 [9:25:12 PM] Silent Maiden: Also SHAVE [9:25:16 PM] Trey Pero: lmao no [9:25:21 PM] Trey Pero: I'mma grow my hair out long [9:25:24 PM] Trey Pero: and mah beard [9:25:31 PM] Trey Pero: and get skinny and muscular [9:25:45 PM | Edited 9:25:54 PM] Silent Maiden: YOu won't look sexy with facial hair D: [9:26:02 PM] Trey Pero: Really? You don't like ANY facial hair? [9:26:29 PM] Silent Maiden: No, not really [9:26:32 PM] Trey Pero: Hmmmm [9:26:35 PM] Trey Pero: I'll think about it. [9:26:39 PM] Trey Pero: No promises. [9:26:56 PM] Silent Maiden: Make the right decision [9:27:02 PM] Trey Pero: lol wat ur decision? [9:27:11 PM] Silent Maiden: YES ;P [9:27:14 PM] Trey Pero: [9:27:42 PM] Trey Pero: I might. [9:27:48 PM] Trey Pero: It's starting to feel weird. [9:28:58 PM] Silent Maiden: YAY [9:29:33 PM] Trey Pero: I also think [9:29:43 PM] Trey Pero: That once I'm skinny and muscular and my hair's long. [9:29:48 PM] Trey Pero: I'mma get my lip pierced. [9:31:31 PM] Trey Pero: Trey-1, Sil-0 [9:32:02 PM] Silent Maiden: D: [9:33:55 PM] Trey Pero: What do you think about the llip piercing, though? [9:34:11 PM] Silent Maiden: DON't do IT [9:34:23 PM] Trey Pero: DAMMIT YOU HATE ME DONCHU [9:34:34 PM] Trey Pero: LEMME LIVE MAH LIFE LOL [9:34:54 PM] Silent Maiden: I control your life now [9:34:58 PM] Trey Pero: Since when? [9:35:17 PM] Silent Maiden: Th e day we met [9:35:55 PM] Trey Pero: Why is this? [9:36:13 PM] Silent Maiden: Just is [9:36:27 PM] Trey Pero: Dat... [9:36:29 PM] Trey Pero: makes no sense [9:37:43 PM] Silent Maiden: I don't ever make sense [9:37:51 PM] Trey Pero: Nope [9:37:55 PM] Trey Pero: u dont [9:37:59 PM] Trey Pero: Yet I'm surprised [9:38:05 PM] Trey Pero: What is this tom-foolery [9:38:13 PM] Silent Maiden: [9:40:30 PM] Trey Pero: I'mma kill you if you don't stop bribing shana [9:40:36 PM] Trey Pero: She's very impressionable [9:41:36 PM] Silent Maiden: she'll choose the right decision [9:41:45 PM] Silent Maiden: Which is what I want [9:42:00 PM] Silent Maiden: Shave the stach [9:42:04 PM] Silent Maiden: and beard [9:42:19 PM] Trey Pero: Howz about if you're so confident [9:42:21 PM] Trey Pero: leave her alone [9:42:24 PM] Trey Pero: and let her choose [9:42:36 PM | Edited 9:42:45 PM] Silent Maiden: She's on our side ;p [9:44:07 PM] Trey Pero: You bribed her [9:44:08 PM] Trey Pero: You're evil [9:45:33 PM] Silent Maiden: HA [9:45:39 PM] Trey Pero: Foul play [9:45:47 PM] Trey Pero: She was bribed [9:45:51 PM] Trey Pero: with pikachus [9:45:52 PM] Trey Pero: and love [9:46:18 PM] Silent Maiden: She cant resist the yellow mouse [9:46:20 PM] Silent Maiden: ;p [9:46:34 PM] Trey Pero: I'mma take it to the threads. [9:47:53 PM] Silent Maiden: I like that idea [9:51:41 PM] Trey Pero: You can vote, I did. [9:52:20 PM] Trey Pero: Whatever the score is when I leave to go to the AC midnight launch, decides it. [9:53:52 PM] Trey Pero: I'm winning, loser.~ [9:54:15 PM] Silent Maiden: You'll shave it eventually [9:54:21 PM] Trey Pero: Yup [9:54:23 PM] Trey Pero: But not anytime soon [9:56:50 PM] Trey Pero: Ohohohoho 5-3 in favor of Trey [10:15:40 PM] Trey Pero: Shit it's a tie. lol [10:16:05 PM] Silent Maiden: WHY!?!?!?!? [10:16:17 PM] Trey Pero: I think Shana just voted and made it a tie. [10:16:21 PM] Trey Pero: Dat horny firetruck. [10:17:02 PM] Silent Maiden: BEST HORNY FIRETRUCKER THERE IS HA and yes i did ;D 2 Queen Tery and Pyrrha Nikos reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689 Posted October 30, 2012 do people read these? .-. 'Course they do. Plenty of people read them. Especially if your friends post on this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
