Paranoia

Ich bin ein Berliner

oh my god. that is probably the best use of the AR card system I've ever seen.

Thanks for the friend request

Well, at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.

Bitch, don't kill my vibe.

If you show up late for a cannibal's dinner party, you might just get the cold shoulder.

It's the rye or the kaiser.

In other news, I just sliced a guy into 601 parts. 'Cause, you know, 600 is just too few.

With Final Fantasy VIII, my Selphie game is always strong.

Who has two thumbs and just scored a ps1 & 2 for $10? I don't know, over the sound of my childhood screaming in joy.

When the firetruck did we get ice cream?

Yeeaaahh George Carlin. Love it.

You are dead, dead, dead.

Cleaned my computer /spotless/. She's cold, has a dying fan, and has forgotten my name, but she's clean. c:

My dream job is to be come Minister of Supreme Happiness of Venezuela.

I had a dream, and your profile picture was in it... Happy belated birthday btw!

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Finally getting around to playing Final Fantasy X-2. This game is too happy, I literally don't know how to take it.

When one tries to play Persona 4 at only 40 fps on an emulator, the speech slows down and makes everyone sound drunk.

You spoony bard!