Sigrun

and so they cleaned up their rooms with a mop.

Nope.Slender?

hot beer anyone?

-Gives you a box filled with hegdehogs-AMUSE MEH

RAISE IT UP.

Avvy: Still thinking I a sexy by having my mouth open agape holding a rubix cube close to my mouth.

No he is a costume actually with two midgets inside.Is xion a girl or a boy?

granted but, you have 5 minutes to live.I wish for new shoes.

Tyrone, he won't get his shit together.

*Hedgehog flirting call*

bella bon er...merci

LOL

HM changing number title XXI

OH YES I DID.

* doesn't kiss but looks while you are running away*

Name: Fate Attack: +7 Magic:+17 Ability: Regenerate MP faster near death. Description: A keyblade that is suited for mages. it is said that a legendary wizard created it purely by accident.

there is no 'gist' it's satire. >_>

There's nothing Biased or 'right' the article is fabricated for pure satire, they stretched the truth and made a parody of it for the 'poking fun' of fox, child abuse, and conservatives. Don't take an article seriously when they twist everything around a serious matter. Call it a 'troll'? not really satire is to poke fun of everyone and not to just a specific target that catches the bait. It's to make people think of the world we live in and how much irony is engulfed in politics/media/ and the american lifestyle. it's like showing the truth in a funny sometimes weird kind of way. Examples of satiric media: -The Colbert report. -The daily show -The onion -Landover Baptist (It's not TV but a fictional church made for satire) and that website http://www.addictinginfo.org is just another medium of satire.

Keyblade FTW.Lightsabers do have a good standing because of starwars but the keyblade pretty much tops the lightsaber anyday.

True but then again, who is anyone to judge anything?

lol a smartly written article of satire.

Please participate in unicorn taste testing but be aware the unicorn has rainbow potato syndrome throw up pink orange vomit while squatting and singing 'Satisfaction'.