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My arm is my best "to do list" notepad. It goes everywhere with me and it's kind of hard to not look at.
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What a nice weather to take a nap! -Dog: LET ME SNORE YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
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KIWIS
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Sis: Imma sing to keep you up at night -*angry moth noises*
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If I'm not sweating the temperature is not hot enough for my liking
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I can hear the buzzing, but I can't find the source. I'm about to BLOODY SNAP
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THERE'S GOING TO BE OVAS OF THE DMMD BAD ENDS. I'M SO EXCITED BUT I'M SO SCARED
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what is this sorcery, I didn't mean for this game to make me cry in every damn route
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It's normal to just not want to make friends...right?
Emrys repliedof course. if video games have thought me anything its that if you are finding enemies then your going in the right direction
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College confession #1: I like sneaking into lectures to learn in them, even if I don't receive the credits anyways
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My mom is a very patient person to have calmly heard me talk to myself about the Library of Alexandria
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You know you're bad at a class when you and your family celebrate that you passed a test with a 70.
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My coffin shall be rigged with springs so at the end of the funeral service confetti will fall from the cieling as my body is catapulted across the room and "Thanks for the Memories" by Fall Out Boy plays in the background.
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Don't worry,they said. It won't hurt,they said. Where you get that axe,they said.
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Dear sister: Stop singing. You sound like a dying beluga whale. -From: Everyone who lives here
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Hang on tight buddies! I'm here to save you! -Mom: GET THE LOBSTER BACK IN THE TANK