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I thought I was just being a hipster when I said I legitimately think coffee and tea taste better when drank from actual tea cups and not paper cups. Then my friend validated my views with stuff about chemicals and how I'm not imagining it and squee, I feel so fancy with my little teacup.
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I'm hungry but I don't feel like eating. Feed me, slaves.
Hargleblargleboo repliedGrilled cheese always makes a party better. Maybe it'll make your day better if you make one.
HikariYami repliedItalian BMT with lettuce, tomato,onion,olives, oil and vinegar, and oregano
(Psst, I hate it too, especially when the feet are stinky)
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Holy crap this apple cider is strong. I'll let you know in an hour how I'm feeling, assuming I'll be coordinated enough to type. (I had to pause to think of the word "coordinated." I'm barely down one glass. It's all downhill from here, folks.)
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My little toe is turning a curious shade of pink and it's fatter than I remember. Poor thing can't handle all the walking I do.
Kodakliv repliedHaha my bad
then you could be a ape and hang from trees and eat dead bugs off of other apes 
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Sorry, I just felt like being difficult. And a black mage.
Dracozombie repliedOh no, I wasn't interested in starting a war. I just felt like being a black mage.
Col.Random repliedto join the defaults or help bring back the era of black mages...what should i pick?
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If you have a short KH writing prompt for me, now would be a great time to tell me now that I'm wasted.
Dracozombie repliedSorry I'm already doing gangsters in space. =P But I can include the vacation element somehow.
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Rarely is my imagination on my side. I'm in the living room and keep glancing towards my room, where I left the light on, waiting for it to suddenly turn off. Bring it on, ghosts. See what happens when you firetruck with me. I have apple cider.
user1 repliedis it pathetic that I'm 15 and I'm still afraid of dark hallways because of the dreaded boogieman
Dracozombie repliedI'm 24 and I'm still afraid of the boogieman in the dark hallway. Unless I'm too sleepy or groggy to care. In that case, Bloody Mary can go suck it--I wanna sleep.
TheWayToDawn repliedI'm 15 and I'm afraid to go into the bathroom, the hallway, and my closet at night.
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Ruby, when you saw the Mysterious Person sneaking around campus, why didn't you A) contact your team/the faculty first, and B) ditch the heels so you can fight better?
Zola replied^ Stepping on toes with heels gives you a 50% damage boost, plus status effects involving movement for both the wearer and the opposition.
Stray Reaper repliedHow many dice do I roll then if I am using heels as a weapon? Can I sneak attack with them?
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I dreamt that Cinder Fall (the character) was my mother, and having listened to her utterly berate her minions for screwing something up, I was in tears because I knew she would move onto me next. It turned out she was just gonna comfort me. That dream has interesting implications.
Dracozombie repliedOh, and she was in a bathrobe and facial mask when she did it. Yup. Interesting implications.
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I'm somewhat drunk. Hurry! While it lasts, give me a KH-related story prompt for intoxicated writing goodness!
MyDixieRect repliedYou know what always gives people ideas? A nice long (drunk) drive. I think you should do that. Yeah...
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All heat and no cold makes Draco a dull zombie.
Dracozombie repliedMost definitely says the Californian. It clocked up to 105F today. Luckily it got cloudy later on, like god was making up for smothering us with his ball sack all day.
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I might be too amused by LPers' distress when they play horror games. Markiplier seems to be a great source of schadenfreude for me.
Josuke Higashikata repliedSchadenfreude? *Gives internet* That's my favorite German word. You get an internet. Back to a slightly more on topic note, I agree. I do enjoy watching their distress.
Dracozombie repliedI accept your internet. A Pokemon LPer called NateWantsToBattle got voted to Play Five Nights at Freddy's. He says he hates horror games. I watched the video solely because I know how much it'd suck for him.
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I never thought I'd see the day but I seem to have developed my first ever celeb crush... Egoraptor. He's a celebrity to me at least.
Shulk repliedHaven't had any yet. Guess I'm lucky.

Egoraptor's a celebrity in my eyes, too. Youtube celebrities still count, especially ones as awesome as him.
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Would you mind asking your brother the secret to his work ethic? I would give my right hand to be that driven. Heh, I'm driven to be driven but not actually driven. Kind of ironic.
Dracozombie repliedThe secret his complicated.
It's a combination of enjoying what he does, wanting to beat his competition, and having the inhuman energy to do it all. Even legitimately driven people would have a tough time keeping up with him because it's not really normal...
;MyDixieRect replied"enjoying what he does" Well darn...

Anyway, long hair, muscular body, superhuman work ethic...Is your brother the perfect human being or what?
Dracozombie repliedHaha, on the surface he is.
In practice he's independent to a fault, to the point where he sometimes needs to consciously remind himself that other people need to fit into his life at some point. He's socially savvy and a hermit at the same time.Now that I think about it, that's sort of eerie.
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Oooh I can commute to LA just fine for that 2.5 video. The only problem is showing up on said video where millions of people can see me derp and that's not kosher.
Dracozombie repliedYeah but if I'm on stilts, I'll draw too much attention by being the freaky stilt girl and they'll make memes out of me and damn me to eternal interweb humiliation. And most every driver in LA is such a prick that they'll honk and/or run me over just because I'm inconveniencing them somehow. (I have a grudge against LA traffic.)
Col.Random repliedThen stomp on them. STOMP ON ALL OF THEM
YOU HAVE THE STILTS
Squish them >

They won't say or photograph anything if they're too busy fearing you
Dracozombie repliedBut stilts are made of wood and cars are made of metal and plastic and glass! In a game of chicken this poor Draco will get squished! KINGDOM HEARTS AND PUNISHING BAD TRAFFIC IS NOT WORTH BECOMING A SPLAT ON THE ROAD.
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Hey, I heard about the California 'quakes. Heh, you dead?...You're dead aren't you? Like so dead? OMG...OMG you totally are! Oh God, why?! When I said I wanted Draco dead I didn't mean like this! Oh LAWDY LAWD WHYYYYYYYY! ;__________________; I just meant I wanted her zombie-ness to never fade and now she's goooooooooone! :'(
MyDixieRect repliedAround last week. I said a special prayer to the zombie gods hoping you'd stay (un)dead forever. I thought they twisted it (never trust a zombie god) and made it so you were actually dead and gone. No awesomeness is too volatile for me, I'm Winner's (volatile) Proof I.
Ghosts can't touch their face, silly inori!
Dracozombie repliedI didn't know there WERE zombie gods. o.o News to me. Well, I'm flattered at least.
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I searched "roxas" on deviantART, and the very first picture is a drawing of Roxas in a loli dress. Impressive, internet.