Dracozombie
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That moment when you're apparently such a boss at in-class story critiques that a classmate personally requests your help.
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I swear I've been binging on so much coffee at once that I've been pissing at least every half hour. FYI.
Dracozombie repliedFrequent trips to the toilet?
(Incidentally, I took another one five minutes ago.)
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I just love how I pulled an all nighter and wound up accomplishing nothing.
Dracozombie repliedIt does take a certain kind of willpower to set aside eight+ hours for work that should've been used for sleep, and instead use them for Pokeyman-related things.
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Why do you close your eyes when we make love? :'(
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Could be working on important stuff. Instead I'm drawing Pokeymans.
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Mmm. Rainy day, no class, sipping some mocha and watching the Elite Four kick Twitch's ass. It's a good day.
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*sigh* This is a capstone senior seminar class for narrative writing, yet so many people still struggle with basic things like tense. Shouldn't they have mastered that by this point? They're so frustrating to critique.
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My campus had some awareness campaign where they cover the bathroom mirrors and tell you you're perfect the way you are. I appreciated the sentiment, but all I could think of is that I'd really like a mirror so I could comb my hair.
Dracozombie repliedI do not know, Winner. I do not know. But it's better to be safe than to be walking around with a dirty lip.
Dracozombie repliedIf Oblivion goes to college anywhere in southern California, then I might suspect something.
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I just saw a lizard with an ass that looked like a malformed second head.
Lalalablah repliedHahhaa poor thing, did it run off like a normal lizard would or did it walk differently because of its mutation?
Dracozombie repliedIt walked more or less normally, but I think if I were a lizard, I could have noticed the subtle changes in stance that only comes from having a butt-face.
Javelin434 repliedIf that thing lives to breed... the newer generation lizards will be a LOT more interesting
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I've always considered going to one of those blood drives, but I'm concerned that what I'd be donating is less like blood and more like caffeine.
Dracozombie repliedAnd doing something about it is the second step. Which I'm not inclined to do because... coffee. ): WHY CAN'T I BE A HERO AND ENJOY COFFEE?
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Hey Draco, do you wanna go out sometime? I'm only asking because you mentioned that you've never been asked out and I wanted to change that in the most unfulfilling way. So do you hate me now? Now that you'll never get the romantic first asking out girls dream of and it's all because of me?
Dracozombie repliedTECHNICALLY I've been on dates before when I had a boyfriend. I was more referring to random strangers flirting with me, which hasn't happened before.
MyDixieRect repliedDates? I can't imagine you having a candle-lit dinner or with some boy's arm over your shoulder at the movies.
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Might be another all-nighter for me. *sigh* The price to pay for procrastination. You'd think I'd have learned by now, but... meh, I'll learn tomorrow.
Dracozombie repliedAnd then tomorrow comes and you hadn't done it and you're firetrucked. Besides,
Mr. Krabs: What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow?
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Please...just cut off my balls. I don't deserve to be called a man...
Dracozombie repliedI would've thought less of you if you weren't a blubbering vagina at Mother 3.
Anyone who isn't a blubbering vagina at Mother 3 isn't a man, or human.MyDixieRect repliedI'm starting to feel like I can tell you anything now.
So was the great DZ reduced to tears at Mother 3?Dracozombie repliedI was very misty-eyed, yes. =P But since not many things can do that, such feels are an achievement.
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My day thus far: Wake up. Coffee. Skip breakfast. Work on play. Chicken + broccoli. Watch Umineko. Pokeymans. Walk. Steak. Work on play some more.
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I swear 95 percent of the stories I have to critique are about romantic/sexual/family problems. Is it that hard to think of something else?
nanex repliedNo cause those are personal problems that are happening right now if they did not have problems then yeah it's not hard or there just to lazy so they think the first thing that comes to mined
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My dog likes to throw tantrums when she wants a tummy rub but you don't give one to her.
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Playing a fangame called Pokemon Reborn. I swear this thing is intentionally keeping you in a perpetual state of poverty, because none of the canon games have ever made me so scrapped for potions.
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No lie, lately I've been forgetting that KH13 is about Kingdom Hearts.
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Looks like I'll be pulling an all-nighter to finish a big assignment. It's only the second week of the semester. Caffeine ahoy! More than usual, I mean.
Dracozombie repliedDefinitely, and I seriously need to refuel since, having pulled my all-nighter, I now have to stay awake for the rest of this day too.
Anonn0000 repliedAhh, that'll help satisfy my tastes buds, some nice toasty coffee lol i'm like hungrey but not craving ANY snacks that are around me anyways...
;; talk about like ew HAHAHA lol
