Grotesquery

Did you just... Go bad on Evangelion??? You uncultured and ignorant swine, we will gently acoste you over the internet for this foolishness

Was expecting sexy times, extremely disappointed. Unlike

It is perfect and flawless. There is literally nothing wrong with it. Everything it does is pure unfiltered genius. Everyone loves it, so obviously no one can not love it. Still you cling to these falsehoods? Still you assert your "opinion"? Then fall to the wayside with the rest of the dissenters. The dark one will reap your soul and rise again. Such is the price of freedom. tl;dr: You're entitled to your opinion.

The worlds are unstuck in time. They can exist at any point in history because they do not rely on the flow of time in the realm of light, but rather their own self-contained timelines. None of the above is true, but it's just as reliable as anything anyone else could have told you because everything in the Kingdom Hearts storyline is built upon nonsensical bull-crap.

Sora was always absentminded. I mean, just look at how long he forgot about Kairi.

Mickey X Xemnas Xemney

I'll say all these things right now just to prove him wrong. Think I won't? Come at me, kid, I'm invincible

Sora Riku and Aqua look like they're on drugs. Chirithy could go either way

I've been around here for a good while, and you've been a legend for the longest time. There's been a lot of good and bad with you, but I think everyone agrees that you made life here a lot more enjoyable. To see you leave is like the end of an era. I thank you deeply for your years of tireless (and in many cases, thankless) service to this site. I'm gonna miss those days, but I'll always remember them fondly. Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.

Oh, Texas, can you hear me? Speed upon the dawn.

This looks like something I would hold aloft before a crowd of people while chanting "magic!" Truly, this is the highest praise I can bestow upon anything

This is where the Kingdom Hearts fan-base peaks I think, nothing that any of us do will ever come close to touching this and I think we all just need to accept that.

DON'T LOSE YOUR RULES OF NATURE

It all ends with Zero.

Your cup is empty. Drink from it.

Three hospitialized in local Meme heist. Suspects are still at large, but police have labeled local meme boss gooby as the mastermind. Stay tuned for updates

FIRST DAY OF MY FIRST JOB! My assignment is to... Spend all day on kh13??? I got this man. My entire life has led to this moment. WML

Crisis Core was a masterpiece you hipster swine

Me: NO CHEWBACCA DON'T SHOOT Chewbacca: I'm a crooked man, Joe

If it turns out that the entirety of Kingdom Hearts was just some overly complicated fever-dream conjured up in the head of a teenage boy That would actually make a lot of sense

So Xemnas really was secretly flexing at me all along my darkest fears have been realized.

Step 1: Clean your computer Step 2: Your computer is now broken good job Step 3: Buy new computer Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 as required There you go. If you want to read more about this phenomenon buy my book for $200.

Shana, what are you talking about. Just, what, what, what, what are you talking about.

Sorry, I had to force back the bit of vomit that surfaced when I saw "Kairi" and "Important" in the same sentence.

Like, is any of this for real, or not?