To be a man, you must have honor and a p***s.
Clumsy is sexy.
If a dead girl touches you, you get a giant katana and super powers.
Never go up against a man made of magma. He'll kill your brother.
Angels are lustful and gluttonous.
Don't firetruck with anyone with an over-sized pair of scissors. Or sentient clothes.
Girls that come from the future with giant spiked-bats will dismember you for some weird reasons.(Good part is, you can be revived by them.)
A mecha can be bigger than the universe.
If a robot clone of you happens to exist, he'll/she'll know your every move. However, that's not gonna work,because you know everything they're going to do (strange,isn't it?).
Don't eat the soul of a cat with witch powers. They screw up your plan to wield a Death Scythe.
If you know a dude with a TV-head, then you live a crazy life.
Screaming a lot can help you become more powerful.