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  1. Ansem & Xemnas are the only truly great compelling villains in Kingdom Hearts & the recent batch of games just made them lackey’s for this super Star Wars-esc villain who despite having a generic motivation of reset the entire world, his plan makes no god damn sense isn’t even made clear.
  2. The level design needs to be completely overhauled, enough with these linear PS2 corridor walking simulator movies, we’ve hit breaking point with KH3 & Final Fantasy 7: Remake.
  3. His role should lead artist & creative supervisor, he overlooks & dictates the story but does not write or direct it, let other people execute his ideas, I compared him to George Lucas, similar to what Lucas did with Star Wars: The Clone Wars he let other people execute his vision, his ideas while he oversaw the story direction & characters.
  4. He thinks it makes him look smart when it’s not, it’s just dumb, I find his writing just so self-regarding & pretentious (on top of being plain bad & nonsensical) I mean this is the guy who literally pitched/wrote a game in a drunken stupor & also can’t manage a lemonade stand without at least 7 people helping & taking like 6 years to get it set up.
  5. “The in-universe explanation for this is that the Kingdom Hearts World works very differently than our universe and has its own set of labels and rules for many things.” No, the reason it keeps using all these terms is because Nomura is a bad writer, he gives George Lucas a run for his money.
  6. Keyblade Graveyard Fight: Aqua, Ventus & Mickey’s are retreating to the Gumiship 2, Mickey looks over to the left. Mickey: “Here He Comes!” Terranort charges in shooting a dark fire ball disorientating them, he tackles Aqua, Mickey goes flying into debris, Ven rushes over & helps him up. Aqua: “Mickey Hide Ven!” Aqua pulls Terranort up by the hair & punches him. Terranort: “OOF!” She then attempts to drop kick him but Terranort quickly recovers & tackles her again. Ven rushes over to a boulder carrying Mickey, hiding, Aqua & Terranort continue fighting. Terranort: “I Will Kill You!” Aqua: “Aghh” The two summon their respective Keyblades & deliver blows to each other, Aqua slams a large weapon on Terranort but he counters breaking it in half, the blade half impales itself into the boulder next to Ven. Aqua: “Get Out of Terra’s Body!” The enraged Aqua lays the smack down on Terranort, she disarms him & upward elbow strikes him in the face, hurls him into debris & then somersaults around him (ala Black Widow) tossing him into a pile of Keyblades. Terranort: “Ansem! Xemnas!” (Que: Dismiss) Ansem teleports in summoning the Guardian & forming dark balls in his palms, Xemnas follows suit igniting his lightsabers. Xemnas: “Come here Ventus!” Mickey: “Ven! Run!” Ventus runs while Mickey holds back Xemnas but he’s quickly tossed aside, Terranort notices Ven, he headbutts Aqua & chases after Ven. Terranort: “Come here you..” Aqua closelines Terranort, tackling him. Aqua: “NO!” He recovers & attempts to hook kick her but Aqua catches his leg & bashes his knee with her elbow dislocating it, she then knee strikes him, Ansem sores in, Aqua counters by catching him then elbowing him in the face & gets him in a headlock, Xemnas comes in to aid but she sidekicks him, keeping him at bay, Ansem attempts to break free of her hold. Ansem: “Get!... Off.. Me!” She lifts him up & push kicks him through piles of Keyblades. Ven hides as the fight continues. Terranort: “Once we’re through with you we will unite Ventus with Vanitas & your friends will belong to darkness forever” Aqua: “NOOOO!” She uppercuts Terranort with her Keyblade sending him back dazed, Xemnas rushes in tornado kicking her allowing the Guardian to grab her around the head, Aqua elbows Ansem in the face & the Guardian responds by punching her in the gut, Xemnas slashes the dazed Aqua with his lightsaber, the Guardian passes her to him, he grabs her by the arm & slashes her once more but she stops an oncoming third with her weapon & knees Xemnas pushing him off, Ansem fires a shadow ball which stuns her, just as she can retaliate Terranort comes in behind elbowing & then proceeding to suplex Aqua laughing maniacally, he quickly gets up & boots her across the dirt, she stands but Terranort then knees her in the face (slow mo shot of Aqua falling back after being kneed) Ventus: “AQUAA!” The battered Aqua gets back on her feet but is immediately hit by a dark ball from Ansem, Xemnas follows up with a barrage of laser bolts, Terranort back hands her & then summons the No Name to blast Aqua with a dark pulse sending her flying through the air crashing near Ventus, she lies on the ground motionless. Ven rushes over lifting her up, Aqua regains enough strength to lift herself up, she looks completely beaten, cloths torn up, armour pieces shattered, she spits out some blood, her face close up to the camera, bruises & a bloodshot eye, bloodied nose & cuts. Xemnas: “Such resilience” Ansem: “How futile” Ven: “Aqua come on, Get Up! we have to get out of here” Aqua: “(faintly) run..” Ven: “What?” Aqua: “Run... Ven.. Just Run!” Ven: “No no, I’m not leaving you” Aqua: “Just go, you & Mickey get to the ship... Aghh... get back to the others plz” Ven begins to tear up, he looks over & sees the three villains slowly approaching. He embraces Aqua, tears rolling down his face, Aqua embraces him back then kisses him on the forehead. Aqua: “Now Go!” Ven retreats, he picks Mickey up & carries him on his back rushing off into the dust cloud. Aqua holds back tears, she then pushes herself up onto one knee. Terranort: “Ventus is wise Aqua, he knows when to retreat, but he won’t get far once we’ve killed you” Aqua grits her teeth, a look pure anger & hate covers her face. Aqua: “You’ll never stop at One!” She stands back up & summons the Master Defender taking a fighting stance. Aqua: “I’ll Take YOU ALL ON! (Music Intensifies, Que Aqua’s theme) The enraged Aqua charges back in, Ven takes cover with an unconscious Mickey, Aqua locks Xemnas in choke hold with her Keyblade, she swings around hurling him into Terranort & slashing Ansem, she damages the Guardian then uppercuts Ansem with a fireball then hurling said fireball at Terranort who just threw Xemnas off of him, the blast knocks him down, Xemnas charges back in. Ventus stays in cover as crossfire nearly hits him, Aqua hacks at Ansem then Xemnas, the latter prepares to fire laser bolts but Aqua uses the former as a shield, swinging around him, then shooting an Ice ball at Xemnas, Terranort charges in, Mickey wakes up. Ventus: “Mickey! Come on we need to go” Mickey: “What?.... Ven what’s?” Ventus: “No Time! Run to Gumiship, let’s move” The two retreat back to the ship, meanwhile Aqua continues her fight, she blocks Xemnas’ attack then headbutts him, Terranort comes in but she ducks & hooks his Keyblade then disarms him & consequently herself but she grabs his arm. Aqua: “I Hate You Xehanort!!!” She punches him in the ribs forcing him to his knees, she then hammer arms his shoulder forcing him down more, he looks up at her with an infuriated look, she right hooks him. Terranort: “OOF!” Aqua follows up with an uppercut, Terranort is out of commission, Xemnas goes to strike but Aqua blocks his saber, she then grabs a rusted Keyblade, bashing him with it, then hitting two more times with both & finally striking with a firaga bomb, Xemnas is sent flying, Ansem & the Guardian come in, Aqua manages to avoid their attack & leaps onto the Guardian. Aqua: “Aghhhhh!” She stabs it & proceeds to slice it in half seemingly destroying the creature, in the chaos she catches Ansem off guard & drop kicks him into a rock knocking him out, all three villains are finally down for the count.
  7. Keyblade Graveyard Fight:

    Aqua, Ventus & Mickey’s are retreating to the Gumiship 2, Mickey looks over to the left.

    Mickey: “Here He Comes!”

    Terranort charges in shooting a dark fire ball disorientating them, he tackles Aqua, Mickey goes flying into debris, Ven rushes over & helps him up.

    Aqua: “Mickey Hide Ven!”

    Aqua pulls Terranort up by the hair & punches him.

    Terranort: “OOF!”

    She then attempts to drop kick him but Terranort quickly recovers & tackles her again. Ven rushes over to a boulder carrying Mickey, hiding, Aqua & Terranort continue fighting.

    Terranort: “I Will Kill You!”
    Aqua: “Aghh”

    The two summon their respective Keyblades & deliver blows to each other, Aqua slams a large weapon on Terranort but he counters breaking it in half, the blade half impales itself into the boulder next to Ven.

    Aqua: “Get Out of Terra’s Body!”

    The enraged Aqua lays the smack down on Terranort, she disarms him & upward elbow strikes him in the face, hurls him into debris & then somersaults around him (ala Black Widow) tossing him into a pile of Keyblades.

    Terranort: “Ansem! Xemnas!”

    (Que: Dismiss)
    Ansem teleports in summoning the Guardian & forming dark balls in his palms, Xemnas follows suit igniting his lightsabers.

    Xemnas: “Come here Ventus!”
    Mickey: “Ven! Run!”

    Ventus runs while Mickey holds back Xemnas but he’s quickly tossed aside, Terranort notices Ven, he headbutts Aqua & chases after Ven.

    Terranort: “Come here you..”

    Aqua closelines Terranort, tackling him.

    Aqua: “NO!”

    He recovers & attempts to hook kick her but Aqua catches his leg & bashes his knee with her elbow dislocating it, she then knee strikes him, Ansem sores in, Aqua counters by catching him then elbowing him in the face & gets him in a headlock, Xemnas comes in to aid but she sidekicks him, keeping him at bay, Ansem attempts to break free of her hold.

    Ansem: “Get!... Off.. Me!”

    She lifts him up & push kicks him through piles of Keyblades.

    Ven hides as the fight continues.

    Terranort: “Once we’re through with you we will unite Ventus with Vanitas & your friends will belong to darkness forever”
    Aqua: “NOOOO!”

    She uppercuts Terranort with her Keyblade sending him back dazed, Xemnas rushes in tornado kicking her allowing the Guardian to grab her around the head, Aqua elbows Ansem in the face & the Guardian responds by punching her in the gut, Xemnas slashes the dazed Aqua with his lightsaber, the Guardian passes her to him, he grabs her by the arm & slashes her once more but she stops an oncoming third with her weapon & knees Xemnas pushing him off, Ansem fires a shadow ball which stuns her, just as she can retaliate Terranort comes in behind elbowing & then proceeding to suplex Aqua laughing maniacally, he quickly gets up & boots her across the dirt, she stands but Terranort then knees her in the face (slow mo shot of Aqua falling back after being kneed)

    Ventus: “AQUAA!”

    The battered Aqua gets back on her feet but is immediately hit by a dark ball from Ansem, Xemnas follows up with a barrage of laser bolts, Terranort back hands her & then summons the No Name to blast Aqua with a dark pulse sending her flying through the air crashing near Ventus, she lies on the ground motionless. Ven rushes over lifting her up, Aqua regains enough strength to lift herself up, she looks completely beaten, cloths torn up, armour pieces shattered, she spits out some blood, her face close up to the camera, bruises & a bloodshot eye, bloodied nose & cuts.

    Xemnas: “Such resilience”
    Ansem: “How futile”
    Ven: “Aqua come on, Get Up! we have to get out of here”
    Aqua: “(faintly) run..”
    Ven: “What?”
    Aqua: “Run... Ven.. Just Run!”
    Ven: “No no, I’m not leaving you”
    Aqua: “Just go, you & Mickey get to the ship... Aghh... get back to the others plz”

    Ven begins to tear up, he looks over & sees the three villains slowly approaching. He embraces Aqua, tears rolling down his face, Aqua embraces him back then kisses him on the forehead.

    Aqua: “Now Go!”

    Ven retreats, he picks Mickey up & carries him on his back rushing off into the dust cloud. Aqua holds back tears, she then pushes herself up onto one knee.

    Terranort: “Ventus is wise Aqua, he knows when to retreat, but he won’t get far once we’ve killed you”

    Aqua grits her teeth, a look pure anger & hate covers her face.

    Aqua: “You’ll never stop at One!”

    She stands back up & summons the Master Defender taking a fighting stance.

    Aqua: “I’ll Take YOU ALL ON!

    (Music Intensifies, Que Aqua’s theme) The enraged Aqua charges back in, Ven takes cover with an unconscious Mickey, Aqua locks Xemnas in choke hold with her Keyblade, she swings around hurling him into Terranort & slashing Ansem, she damages the Guardian then uppercuts Ansem with a fireball then hurling said fireball at Terranort who just threw Xemnas off of him, the blast knocks him down, Xemnas charges back in.

    Ventus stays in cover as crossfire nearly hits him, Aqua hacks at Ansem then Xemnas, the latter prepares to fire laser bolts but Aqua uses the former as a shield, swinging around him, then shooting an Ice ball at Xemnas, Terranort charges in, Mickey wakes up.

    Ventus: “Mickey! Come on we need to go”
    Mickey: “What?.... Ven what’s?”
    Ventus: “No Time! Run to Gumiship, let’s move”

    The two retreat back to the ship, meanwhile Aqua continues her fight, she blocks Xemnas’ attack then headbutts him, Terranort comes in but she ducks & hooks his Keyblade then disarms him & consequently herself but she grabs his arm. 

    Aqua: “I Hate You Xehanort!!!”

    She punches him in the ribs forcing him to his knees, she then hammer arms his shoulder forcing him down more, he looks up at her with an infuriated look, she right hooks him.

    Terranort: “OOF!”

    Aqua follows up with an uppercut, Terranort is out of commission, Xemnas goes to strike but Aqua blocks his saber, she then grabs a rusted Keyblade, bashing him with it, then hitting two more times with both & finally striking with a firaga bomb, Xemnas is sent flying, Ansem & the Guardian come in, Aqua manages to avoid their attack & leaps onto the Guardian.

    Aqua: “Aghhhhh!”

    She stabs it & proceeds to slice it in half seemingly destroying the creature, in the chaos she catches Ansem off guard & drop kicks him into a rock knocking him out, all three villains are finally down for the count.

  8. How much does Kairi love Sora?
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