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211,891 profile comments

  1. Shera Wizard posted a status update

    guys trey has spoken lets go eat unicorns

    Queen Tery replied

    Thank you.

    Anonn0000 replied

    Us unicorns do not want ta be eaten thnx D<

  2. Javelin434 posted a status update

    Judging by the recent statuses, it seems that I'm missing out on something. What would that be?

    Junko replied

    nothing important

    ReikuSSR replied

    I feel like eating some BBQ chicken.

    Queen Tery replied

    Cheese tub.

    Javelin434 replied

    Speaking of chicken, I have a sudden craving of chicken wings right now, and it's 2am xD

    Shera Wizard replied

    firetruck YOU GUYS I WANT TO EAT CHICKEN JAVELIN GET ME MY CHICKEN NAO

    Junko replied

    GIMME

    Shera Wizard replied

    YOU'RE SHARING

    Shera Wizard replied

    OH

    NO

    YOU

    SICK

    BASTARD

    Shera Wizard replied

    DONT THANK YOU ME

     

    THOSE ARE CHICKENS OF DOOM YOURE EATING AND THOSE BELONG ONLY TO WIZARD

    Shera Wizard replied

    DUDE THEY'RE TASTELESS

    Kirie replied

    walks by and runs away

    Shera Wizard replied

    YOU ARE

    EVIL

    Shera Wizard replied

    NO ONE PUTS A SPACE BETWEEN A WORD AND AN EXCLAMATION MARK!

    Shera Wizard replied

    WHICH CENTURY ARE YOU EVEN FROM

    Kirie replied
    http://images.wikia.com/glee/images/9/95/This-is-gonna-be-good.gif
    Javelin434 replied

    YOU SICK LITTLE FUGGER YOU ATE ALL THE WINGS!?!?!

  3. Shera Wizard left a comment on Kirie's profile

    OGMOGMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMG CLANNAD SIGGY

    Kirie replied

    Thank you!!!?

    xD

  4. Queen Tery posted a status update

    So much hatred. Go eat a unicorn for firetrucks sake.

    Junko replied

    i heard that they taste very good

    Queen Tery replied

    Horny horses

    Shera Wizard replied

    They taste good too

    Queen Tery replied

    I impaled my girlfriend with a large horn. My horn. My lower horn. My penis.

    Junko replied

    good to know that you have a sharp penis

    Queen Tery replied

    Shit my secret's out

    Shera Wizard replied

    -_________________-

    Shera Wizard replied

    i thought everyone knew that trey

    Queen Tery replied

    You'll murder me for plowing my girlfriend?

    Shera Wizard replied

    umad neverbetter?

    Junko replied

    buahahaha

    Queen Tery replied

    So you're going to bite my wrist off? Maybe you should bite my penis off so the sex would actually stop.

    Queen Tery replied

    Mmmmmmmm cheese :3

    Queen Tery replied

    Mmmmmmm sex :3

    ReikuSSR replied

    aw poor unicorn...

    Queen Tery replied

    Having sex while covered in cheese :3

    Queen Tery replied

    With monkeys

    Queen Tery replied

    You ever farted into a bottle and then sniffed it later?

    Junko replied

    non

    ReikuSSR replied

    . . .

    Queen Tery replied

    I actually put him at a loss for words xD

    ReikuSSR replied

    No. I could say something. I just would feel bad if I "preached" too much.

    Junko replied

    success?

    Shera Wizard replied

    my god i just got 18 notifications from this masterpiece

    Queen Tery replied

    My butt can preach a whole sermon. Upside down.

    Shera Wizard replied

    no ordinary butt can do that

    Queen Tery replied

    Brownies can fart, don't you firetrucking do that to me.

    ReikuSSR replied

    I do apologize for earlier I do mean my words, I have been quite boastful and I do say I am sorry for that.

    Queen Tery replied

    Go for it. Make... my... day >:)

    Shera Wizard replied

    neverbetter pls

    ReikuSSR replied

    If this what happens when KH fans stay up too late?

    Queen Tery replied

    You eat frosted dumplings scraped out of a goat's ass, that's what you eat.

    Queen Tery replied

    This is what happens when I stay up too late.

    Shera Wizard replied

    BUT ITS ONLY 1 PM GOD

    Queen Tery replied

    You're fed by buttholes?

    Queen Tery replied

    Donut holes?

    Queen Tery replied

    You know what could fit in a donut hole? xD

    Queen Tery replied

    Made... my... day >:)

    Queen Tery replied

    I just realized that with this status locked I have the power to spam all of you and you can't do anything about it :D

    Queen Tery replied

    Life is good

    Queen Tery replied

    So how is everyone's night going? Boring? Perhaps I could entertain all of you by talking about my personal life.

    Queen Tery replied

    Despite NeverBetter's efforts I still plan to spam you all.

    Queen Tery replied

    When I was four I decided to take a poo.

    Queen Tery replied

    I was watching the Power Rangers and I got so excited I failed to feel the sliver of excretion release from my butthole. I quickly darted for the bathroom.

    Queen Tery replied

    It hurt so good.

    Queen Tery replied

    When finally PLOP

    Queen Tery replied

    GOES THE WEASEL

    Queen Tery replied

    It was my 9th birthday and all I wanted was a pony.

    Queen Tery replied

    And that was the day I saved Abraham Lincoln

    Queen Tery replied

    But thats a story for another day.

    Queen Tery replied

    THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

    Queen Tery replied

    Or maybe it was her mother?

    Queen Tery replied

    Or his mother?

    Queen Tery replied

    No, it's one mother. I've only been with one chick.

    Queen Tery replied

    AND THAT WAS HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

    Queen Tery replied

    9 Seasons crammed into a status. How about that

    Queen Tery replied

    Is anyone else as tired as I am?

    Queen Tery replied

    It's like 3:30 am here, but I'm off work tomorrow so I'm like WHEEEEE IM STILL AWAKE

    Queen Tery replied

    Sex feels good

    Queen Tery replied

    Y'nowatimsayin

    Queen Tery replied

    King Riku does ;)

    Queen Tery replied

    But I digress

    Queen Tery replied

    I consider you all my friends

    Queen Tery replied

    I NEVER GOT THAT firetruckING PONY

    Queen Tery replied

    It haunts me to this day.

    Queen Tery replied

    I think my parents got it for me, but my dad ran it over. They were too scared to tell me. But I knew. I saw it's head in my tree house. They always were awful at hiding presents.

    Queen Tery replied

    AM I BORING YOU

    Queen Tery replied

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

    Queen Tery replied

    DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN

    Queen Tery replied

    Wait, I'm 21

    Queen Tery replied

    DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN. Then get me a beer.

    Queen Tery replied

    Beer is really gross, you know?

    Queen Tery replied

    It tastes like piss. Yes I know what piss tastes like.

    Queen Tery replied

    My own piss. How that is, you'll never know.

    Queen Tery replied

    Do you think I'll ever find the right guy?

    Queen Tery replied

    Sex is STILL fun.

    Queen Tery replied

    God when is this status going to enddddddddd

    Queen Tery replied

    Even I'm waiting for it.

    Queen Tery replied

    NeverBetter you're missing my storrryyyyyyyyyyyy

    Queen Tery replied

    No one ever wants to hear about my childhood

    Queen Tery replied

    Idk if it's the crack, the cocaine, or the lack of ponies.

    Queen Tery replied

    PEEKABOO

    Queen Tery replied

    That reminds me. King Riku has this really cute little brother. He's like two. He high fived me on video chat today.

    Queen Tery replied

    I believe that means I've been accepted. Hell yeah~

    Queen Tery replied

    Hmmmmmmmmmm, I need more things in my life to occupy me.

    Queen Tery replied

    But my girlfriend is asleep. She's missing all of this. She'll be laughing pretty hard at you lame-asses when she wakes up.

    Queen Tery replied

    Heh sex

    Queen Tery replied

    Did I mention I love sex?

    Queen Tery replied

    I'm sorry that's inappropriate.

    Queen Tery replied

    Ha

    Queen Tery replied

    So anyway my parents finally gave me that pony.

    Queen Tery replied

    It's really old and dead and stuff, but it'll work for what I need it for.

    Queen Tery replied

    *Hops on the pony's back* Nevermind, no it won't.

    Queen Tery replied

    YOU HAD ONE JOB

    Queen Tery replied

    *Thanks for the idea Shera*

    Queen Tery replied

    It's been real fun guys.

    Queen Tery replied

    Peace

    Queen Tery replied

    Sex

    Queen Tery replied

    Better fill up those last two

    Queen Tery replied

    Comments

  5. Dave posted a status update

    With nothing on Netflix, I'm trying opera instead. La Cenerentola. I've no idea what they're saying, but I like the music, and that's the point of an opera anyways.

  6. ReikuSSR posted a status update

    Make me the object of hate. Put all SIN on my Cross so I may bear all the weight that is all existence. I will be thy Priest, thy scapegoat, in past, present and forever more...

    Dracozombie replied

    Melodrama especially makes you a target.

    ReikuSSR replied

    Carve the target deep in my flesh.

    Queen Tery replied

    Keep talking like that and you might get more than one target carved in.

    ReikuSSR replied

    Heh. So be it make my chest bear the ellipses to carve a galaxy.

    Queen Tery replied

    So kill you?

    Junko replied

    reiku go to sleep or something

    Hei replied

    Why not carve it into a pumpkin or something man

    Junko replied

    because reiku is tired and has no idea what he's going on about

    ReikuSSR replied

    I have some who want my head already I kindly ask...

    Take a number. I do say I am over my head, but please I am for peace.

    Gumi, I should; however, I have much on my mind to rest now.

    Queen Tery replied

    That's far out man

    ReikuSSR replied

    Hmm. Hei a nice jack o lantern would be cool.

    I do say though the universe is so elegant much better fitting to be upon my chest.

    Queen Tery replied

    I think that would cause some serious heartburn.

    Junko replied

    =_=

    and this is all over one stinkin' topic, eh?

    Queen Tery replied

    Welcome you... Oh Gumi, you're not new here?

    Junko replied

    owo im a toddler

    ReikuSSR replied

    No. Actually it is not. I just felt like posting my status as the real Pries† again.

  7. Dracozombie posted a status update

    How to be a target on the internet: Participate in it.

    Ghost replied

    Yep. Pretty much.

    Demyx. replied

    wiser words have never been spoken.

  8. CloakedSchemerX posted a status update

    Congratulations. Made me thoroughly pissed off, and made me regret trying to care for the person here that I really, well, care for. That's your victory. And I already know you're happy with yourself for that. Dick.

    Dracozombie replied

    Caring? Over the internet? Pshaw, that's the thing that makes you a target, dude.

    ReikuSSR replied

    My head already has so many names on it.

    Demyx. replied

    My comment was for Sikota. Because I like firetrucking with him and he knows this. If Sodom had a problem she could have messaged me and I would have explained. In other words. You guys had no reason to get all pisssy.

    Dracozombie replied

    They did not know you, in fact, like to firetruck with him. I don't think Sodom wasn't even around. So I don't think them getting "pissy" was all that unreasonable.

    Demyx. replied

    I admit it was the wrong place to make the joke. But I was a little tipsy so I was thinking about it. :P

    Dracozombie replied

    Well, I cannot fault you for drunkenness. I do, however, fault you for only getting tipsy and not wasted.

    CloakedSchemerX replied

    Gah, its fine. At least, it is now. I was just pissed off yesterday. On another note, I'm curious as to how the world's majority decides to get drunk or just drink in general. It tastes so bitter.

    Dracozombie replied

    Because getting drunk is fun. The ones who are able to do it are the ones able to choke down the bitterness in order to get the end results, that being, drunken fun.

    CloakedSchemerX replied

    Well that answers that.

    Demyx. replied

    Depends on what you're drinking. You can make good mixes that don't even taste bitter.

    Lady Aleister replied

    DON'T BE MEAN TO SIKOTA OR SCHEMER OR YOU SHALL DIE.

  9. Demyx. posted a status update

    Welp time to watch Doctor Who.

  10. Dave posted a status update

    The 1963 version of Cleopatra is nearly five hours long! Even I don't have patience for that...

    Shera Wizard replied

    did it um...air in theaters?

    Dave replied

    I believe so. Probably have a few intermissions.

     

    Shera Wizard replied

    I cant believe it, people those days must've been insanely patient

    Zola replied

    Or extremely bored.

    Ghost replied

    It's a really good movie though!

  11. Hei posted a status update

    The moral of the story is that poptarts suck

    Zola replied

    Toaster Strudels do, too. Glorified donuts.

    Dracozombie replied

    How dare you.

    Demyx. replied

    Unless they have frosting and sprinkles.

    Hei replied

    No, you all have terrible tastes in pastry devices. The strudel is the ultimate pastry.

    Dave replied

    I do love strudels. I don't know why I enjoy eating poptarts, really.

    Jilly Shears replied

    say what

  12. AzureBeats posted a status update

    W.T.F

    Shera Wizard replied

    F.T.W

  13. Weiss left a comment on Yang's profile
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/4433e45ede4016b06623b93e3ce0794d/tumblr_mnr257cXkw1ry9reao4_r1_1280.gif The final one has been created!
    Yang replied

    yesssssss

     

  14. AzureBeats posted a status update

    Goddammit made a mistake.

  15. VENROXAS posted a status update

    sitting in the rain I have nothing else to gain All i loved for you has slipped away bit by bit till there was nothing else to give My heart was taken from me and returned cold and broken wasted in the sand you cruel beast~

  16. Yami Tsuki posted a status update

    So who is your most dislike character in KH. For me, its DiZ, cause what he did to Roxas was awful.

    Junko replied

    i hate everyone

    Yami Tsuki replied

    in Kingdom Hearts?

    Junko replied

    yup

    Yami Tsuki replied

    um okay, kinda strange that your on a kingdom hearts website and you hate everyone on there.

    Junko replied

    i see nothing strange with that

    Demyx. replied

    Xion and Roxas.

    Yami Tsuki replied

    well i can understand xion, but how come roxas?

    Demyx. replied

    Because they ruined him for me. Made him all whiny and angsty.

    Yami Tsuki replied

    oh yeah that's true

    Dave replied

    Vanitas.

    Shera Wizard replied

    I'm with gumi. I dislike every character except for maybe Roxas' Stick

    Yami Tsuki replied

    Yeah I dislike Vanitas, making look like Roxas was wayyyy to confusing

    Shera Wizard replied

    Vanitas? Ventus looked like Roxas and Vanitas looked like Sora?

    Yami Tsuki replied

    im sorry, im meant sora, not roxas

  17. ReikuSSR posted a status update

    This is to all... http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/152/4/a/bwowscans_needless_c30_p010_by_reikussr-d67hor6.jpg

  18. Kazuto Kirigaya (Kirito) posted a status update
    http://us9.chatzy.com/99159399649709 join plz :)
  19. Daniel Black posted a status update
    http://us9.chatzy.com/99159399649709 why not?
  20. Protoman posted a status update

    die die die (a shift from skype to website)

    Deadshot replied

    haha

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