I'll go first: I hugged my best friend because that's how I roll

I ate a stuffed animal because im stupid.

i gave my number to myself because i was drunk

I kissed my brother because I'm hot and I do what I want........

 

wait when did I become gay..............and when did I get a brother

I shot a pickle because I'm hot, and I do what I want!

i shot my sister because i was high (this really happened)

 

and AnsemTheWise happy birthday

I kissed my psychiatrist because I'm hot and I do what I want!

 

....I need to get a psychiatrist

I hugged a pickle because I'm high.

 

Must say that the reasoning behind that makes sense.

I choked on a gangster because that's what I do

I smacked a Ninja because thats how i roll

I ate my psychiatrist because the voices told me to.

I danced with mexican because I'm hot and do what I want (I don't like this because I am a mexican)

i kissed my neighbor because i got hight

I danced with my best friend because that's how I roll.

Why, in fact, we were just dancing to Caramelldansen last night.

I kissed my dog because I was high...

I kissed an iPod because I'm hot and I do what I want.

i shot my phychiatrist because your mom told me to!!

 

I went out with my neighbor because I was drunk.

 

My neighbors are elementary school kids...

i smacked my best friend's brother because i'm stupid.

I danced with a homeless guy because I was drunk.

 

...................That makes sense

I shot a baseball becuase I was high. x3

I murdered a Lama cause I am hot and I do what I want

i ate the conputer because i'm hot and i can do whatever i want

i fell in love with myself because i love my family

I killed Link cause I wanted.

I gave my phone number to a pickle because i was high