I love puns. So I guess this is sort of a game. Just post puns (don't have to be KH related) I'll start.

 

I was gonna tell you a bad Kingdom Hearts pun... then I realized that would be HEARTLESS of me

i was going to make a pun then i realized that nobody would like it

i was going to make a pun then i realized that nobody would like it

 

Man I knew mine was bad.. but that was just Terrable

Who on earth would use a shield as a weapon? That'd just be Goofy!

Edited April 8, 201213 yr by wayfinder823

Man I knew mine was bad.. but that was just Terrable

 

That Saix.

Wow....this is such a PUNy topic!

Edited April 8, 201213 yr by Roxas_Axel_Xion

Fun fact- Xemnas wasn't always a part of ORG. XIII. He originally worked for an adult film company as Se.... I'm afraid I might be breaking rules if I finish this one

I for one am a master of puns. I guess you could call me the PUNisher.

Joke #1

 

Roxas: Knock Knock!

 

Axel: Who's there?

 

Roxas: Nobody.

 

#2

 

This isn't really a joke but it's still funny.

Did you know Xemnas can be rearanged to mansex

 

#3

 

*Kairi walks up to sora*

 

Kairi: "Hey Sora, do you know what they say about people with big feet?"

 

Sora: *Confused look*

 

Kairi: *Walks away, grinning*

 

Sora: "They need big shoes?"

 

These are just ones I've found, I can't come up with any myself... Haha http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.png

Holocaust jokes are so immature. Anne Frankly, I don't appreciate them.

Did you hear about the goblin who got his left arm and left leg cut off? that's ok he's all right now!!

Whoa, I did Nazi that coming

Kanye West clearly adores Kingdom Hearts.

 

He has a song called Heartless (I think)

 

He behaves like a Heartless (stealing Taylor Swifts special moment)

 

And in the eyes of most music lovers he is Nobody

Not really a pun, but...had to.

 

"Hey, you. Lookin' sexy over there. I'm gonna shoot my white beam into your keyhole."

 

So ladies? Would that work?

Please don't fight me if you like Kanye cos I like some of his songs too...

We found Dove in a soapless place

Nobody is taking this seriously, but I guess I might be the biggest Nobody.

 

 

Lol, had no idea what to say. This is no pun :<

Whoa, I did Nazi that coming

 

speakin of which, i found a picture that kinda reminded me of that.

 

I used all of my good puns up in that Pokemon pun war I had a while ago...

 

That wasn't a pun. It was just a fact.

I used all of my good puns up in that Pokemon pun war I had a while ago...

 

That wasn't a pun. It was just a fact.

 

I try to be social but it never WERXAND i just end up a NOBODY

I try to be social but it never WERXAND i just end up a NOBODY

 

Are you possessed? Cause you even made the Rev Run!

I can see why Xehanort is so lonely, his x left him with no heart >

Edited April 8, 201213 yr by [email protected]

Geez, the mouths on you guys. You should go join a conVentus.

icee that these puns are still going on

icee that these puns are still going on

 

That was bad... you deserve to be.... um PUNished.... v.v