Posted October 18, 201213 yr Popular Post Sora- Mentally regresses with each passing game Roxas- Obedient psychopath who nearly killed both of his friends Ventus- Naive, whiny idiot who can't put two and two together Terra- Gullible moron who can't put two and two toegther Aqua- Stupid, pretentious, judgemental, can't put two and two together Eraqus- Preaches constantly but never once is he proactive, also, resorts to murder on the drop of a hat Vanitas- Bumbling an incompetent, but masks it with a false sense of superiority Ansem- Wants to destroy all worlds for no reason Riku- Spends every game going through the exact same character arc Kairi- Barely shows up, never accomplishes anything, spends msot time getting kidnapped Namine- Writes self insert fanfiction and then moans about how the person she writes about wants to stay in character Xemnas- Sits around constantly, enacting a constant stream of often contradictory evil plans Xigbar- Has literally no motivation gven, ever Xaldin- Simply wants to be evil for the sake of it Lexaeus- Has no character to speak of Vexen- Bumbling and incompetent, but masks it with a false sense of superiority Zexion- Presumptuous idiot Axel- Steadily losing any sense of character, is literally saved from death in every game he appears in Saix- Lazy and angry, tries to garner undeserved sympathy for 'only wanting a heart' Demyx- Whiny inneffectual, spends time tryignt o get undeserved sympathy Luxord- No character Marluxia- Almost as bad at plans as Xemnas Larxene- Evil for the sake of it Xion- Simplistic Mary Sue of a character Yen Sid- Acts wise by giving advice, but the advice at best useless, at worst, detrimental to the recipient Xehanort- Acts like a connving genius, but really just lucky Young Xehanort- No character Terranort- No character Riku's Dad- No character Sora's Mom- No character Kairi's Grandmother- All she does is recite the exact same story DiZ- Has as many plans as Xemnas... but doesn't actually act on any of them Hayner! Pence! Ollette!- So bad they ahev to be judged as a group to even count And... I think that's everyone Edited October 18, 201213 yr by hatok
October 18, 201213 yr Leave the KH characters alone! LEAVE THE KH CHARACTERS ALONE! Now! NOW! (BTW, the caps lock part is the shouting.)
October 18, 201213 yr Author Look at how accurate all of that is... except Sora He certainly isn't getting any smarter...
October 18, 201213 yr Lexaeus- Has no character to speak of Luxord- No character The Lexaeus one made me laugh .And I wish Luxord had more to him :c. He was my favorite and I feel like his cards could've been really amazing =w=
October 18, 201213 yr And... I think that's everyone what about DiZ? and who could forget: HAYNER! PENCE! OLETTE! Edited October 18, 201213 yr by Kirux
October 18, 201213 yr Leave the KH characters alone! LEAVE THE KH CHARACTERS ALONE! Now! NOW! (BTW, the caps lock part is the shouting.) Also, no.
October 18, 201213 yr Also, no. I wanted a time machine that looks like a flying glass elevator & sounds like R2-D2, not some fukin rock.Also, yes.
October 18, 201213 yr Author what about DiZ? and who could forget: Ansem- Wants to destroy all worlds for no reason And uh... I'll think of something for the lamest KH trio... It is done Edited October 18, 201213 yr by hatok
October 18, 201213 yr Leave the KH characters alone! LEAVE THE KH CHARACTERS ALONE! Now! NOW! (BTW, the caps lock part is the shouting.) http-~~-//youtu.be/kHmvkRoEowc&autoplay=1
October 18, 201213 yr I wanted a time machine that looks like a flying glass elevator & sounds like R2-D2, not some fukin rock. Also, yes. No TARDIS for you, young man. Also, people are allowed their own opinion. Thus, your's is irrelevant as this is a hatok thread. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbKbCcfvBbw
October 18, 201213 yr And uh... I'll think of something for the lamest KH trio... It is done Don't troll me just cause you know I was right Hayner! Pence! Ollette!- So bad they have to be judged as a group to even count Lawls, too true. I'd love to hear an opinion on Mickey Donald Goofy (etcs) roles as well, but I understand this is about the original made for KH characters.
October 18, 201213 yr http-~~-//youtu.be/kHmvkRoEowc&autoplay=1 WTF? I never did anything to Britney! So take dat video down!
October 18, 201213 yr WTF? I never did anything to Britney! So take dat video down! iii cant stop laughhong
October 19, 201213 yr I'm beginning to wonder if hatok even likes Kingdom Hearts... Not only that but he's starting to make us wonder why/if we even like it, too. It's a conspiracy.
October 19, 201213 yr For the record, I'm pretty sure Kairi's grandmother has Alzheimer's, she just keeps repeating that story man.
October 19, 201213 yr It's beautiful! :glittery eyes: I've been wanting to do this for the longest so no work for me now. Why do I keep playing these games? I've been mad at that series for the longest. It's like a bad relationship, I know it's wrong and if I keep going back I know I'm just going to get hurt again but my co dependency doesn't let me think logically and I just think "this time I won't get punched in the face. I know he's changed!" Then I get punched in the face again.
October 19, 201213 yr http-~~-//youtu.be/kHmvkRoEowc&autoplay=1 I opened this thread and about two seconds in, this video starts automatically playing, and I pee myself. Thanks...
October 19, 201213 yr What makes Zexion a presumptuous idiot? Or...at least idiot. I don't need to argue, but I am curious.
Sora- Mentally regresses with each passing game
Roxas- Obedient psychopath who nearly killed both of his friends
Ventus- Naive, whiny idiot who can't put two and two together
Terra- Gullible moron who can't put two and two toegther
Aqua- Stupid, pretentious, judgemental, can't put two and two together
Eraqus- Preaches constantly but never once is he proactive, also, resorts to murder on the drop of a hat
Vanitas- Bumbling an incompetent, but masks it with a false sense of superiority
Ansem- Wants to destroy all worlds for no reason
Riku- Spends every game going through the exact same character arc
Kairi- Barely shows up, never accomplishes anything, spends msot time getting kidnapped
Namine- Writes self insert fanfiction and then moans about how the person she writes about wants to stay in character
Xemnas- Sits around constantly, enacting a constant stream of often contradictory evil plans
Xigbar- Has literally no motivation gven, ever
Xaldin- Simply wants to be evil for the sake of it
Lexaeus- Has no character to speak of
Vexen- Bumbling and incompetent, but masks it with a false sense of superiority
Zexion- Presumptuous idiot
Axel- Steadily losing any sense of character, is literally saved from death in every game he appears in
Saix- Lazy and angry, tries to garner undeserved sympathy for 'only wanting a heart'
Demyx- Whiny inneffectual, spends time tryignt o get undeserved sympathy
Luxord- No character
Marluxia- Almost as bad at plans as Xemnas
Larxene- Evil for the sake of it
Xion- Simplistic Mary Sue of a character
Yen Sid- Acts wise by giving advice, but the advice at best useless, at worst, detrimental to the recipient
Xehanort- Acts like a connving genius, but really just lucky
Young Xehanort- No character
Terranort- No character
Riku's Dad- No character
Sora's Mom- No character
Kairi's Grandmother- All she does is recite the exact same story
DiZ- Has as many plans as Xemnas... but doesn't actually act on any of them
Hayner! Pence! Ollette!- So bad they ahev to be judged as a group to even count
And... I think that's everyone
Edited by hatok