Chapter One: Sora96's Quest

"I've had enough of this bullshit!" Sora96 practically shouts at his monitor. "I'm sick and tired of not being treated like I'm being important around here!" He complained to nobody in particular. "Not even Snow respects me!" He said, wiping a tear from his eye. "...that's it. I'll kidnap DChiuch... and force him to make me an Administrator..." He said, sniffling. "I'll show them that I'm important, too." He realized he had left a Tinychat page open, and his microphone was on. The username said "guest18152" so he shrugged it off as some noob member. He closed out of the tab and began typing out a long debate about why Miranda Kerr was sexier than Keira Knightley on an open notepad window.

 

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After he finished getting dressed and disguised, Sora96 put a rag in a small bucket of warm water which had chamomile and ground up sleeping pills, hoping it would be as effective as the normal drug. He wrung it out and balled it up in his hand. He went out his window and stuck to the shadows, and began his trek to Daniel's house.

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Daniel laid on the couch, his head on Aaron's lap. Aaron had somehow fallen asleep in his upright position, but Daniel disregarded it, his eyes fixated on the television screen. Sora96 slowly opened Daniel's window and slipped in quietly. He shut it behind him and pressed his back up to the backside of the couch. He could tell Aaron was asleep, so he snuck around the couch. As soon as he saw Daniel, he pressed the rag up to his nose. "Brayd--" Daniel was about to say, but lost consciousness due to the heavy does of sleeping drugs.

 

He slowly drug Daniel off of Aaron's lap and tried to lift him, but Daniel was too heavy. He didn't notice Daniel's phone fall out of his pocket. He drug Daniel out of the house through the window, closing it cautiously behind him.

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Meanwhile, Shana was in the locker room with baylaust and hatok.

 

 

Alright, I'm done writing. I promise the next chapter will be much funnier. For now.. I just need to try to get some sleep. >_>'' and sorry it's short. this went through SO many stages of development.

Edited November 9, 201212 yr by Snow

Yep.

No~

I just needed... time and the right person.

 

 

 

 

yes.

 

i could run up walls in my sleep

You need to know of each and every one of his feats before you can call yourself a Xaon fan.

Edited November 9, 201212 yr by Snow

i could run up walls in my sleep

You need to know of each and every one of his feats before you can call yourself a Xaon fan.

 

Hahaha This is true.

So I'm not a Xaon fan anymore? :<

So I'm not a Xaon fan anymore? :<

 

no but you just won't be biased towards him

and that's a problem

This is amazing. Snow Man, you deserve a medal.

This is amazing. Snow Man, you deserve a medal.

 

and where is this medal

is it with the KH13 disciplinary committee? in other words nowhere at all?

and where is this medal

is it with the KH13 disciplinary committee? in other words nowhere at all?

 

Disciplinary Committee? KH13 has a Disciplinary Committee?

Can I be in the next chapter, Snow? Please? http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.png

Looking good Snow, glad my idea was able to help

just got to say, you've got pretty much every KH13er's personality DOWN PAT

Like, I actually thought I was reading a post by Rob in the dialog

Keep it up

This is the most amazing thing ever

 

you should totes put me in

Wait, can I get into this story? My general apathy towards you needs to be thoroughly explored!

Chapter Four. Still haven't slept. And I'm getting inspiration from this guyhorse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdI7RJr9ooA

 

Snow sighed, and dragged himself back to the airport. He saw that tickets to Australia were all over the floor in front of the counter and the woman behind the counter had lost consciousness. He picked one up and used it to board the plane. The woman on the intercom said the flight was delayed for a few hours due to maintenance. Snow buried his face in his hands.

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Trey sat with his elbow on his desk and his hand holding his head, staring blankly into the computer screen. He felt a warmth engulf his head and jumped in shock. He felt his head immediately, but there was nothing there. He sighed in relief and got up. Trey walked away from the computer but stopped. "OH I JUST CAN'T LEAVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT DRUG THE AUTHOR IS ON!" he yelled, turning around and glomping his monitor. "All my friends and waifus are inside you." He said, stroking the back of it warmly with a creepy smile.

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Xaon ran into an alley as his rabid fangirls ran past him, leaving a heavy trail of drool. "BILBOOOOOO!" They continued to call mindlessly as they ran down the street, obviously not caring about who saw them. "Whew..." He said. "That was a close one." "...bilbo." A voice said in his ear. "NGYAH!" He said running down the alley until there was nowhere left to run. "KIRUX! NO! I'M TOO YOUNG!" He cried. Kirux cornered him into the alley and grinned crazily. "Biilllboooo~ dooo the tonggueeee thing~" Xaon climaxed eight times from the shock before turning around and attempting to climb the wall behind him. Kirux glomped him from behind against the wall. He pushed her off and, by the sheer force of will and some sort of drug the author was on, he ran up the wall, out of Kirux's grasp. He reached the roof and collapsed on it, catching his breath.

 

"BIILLLBOOOOO!" She called. "BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!" She said, pressing herself against the wall awkwardly. "Okay... okay... now to get back to the airport..." He said.

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Paranoia decided to do nothing at all for the remainder of his life.

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Shana went back to the locker room because more guys and maybe more money.

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coolwings entered Aaron's credit card everywhere and drained all the money from it, except the amount needed for the plane ticket. He smiled devilishly and hopped on his bike to begin the 4327645354327543 mile ride to the airport. "Snow, I'M COMING FOR YOU BRO!" He yelled, his feet going amazingly fast on the pedals.

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TheApprenticeofKingMickey didn't give a firetruck about Daniel and actually did her job as a moderator, unlike all the other ones.

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Sora96 sent a really cool horse downstairs to hang out with DChiuch.

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Jim farted in a bucket, and bragged to Sora96 that he could do whatever he wanted in America.

 

Sora96 posted a new status update.

GENN! JIM WONT STOP TROLLING ME! BAN HIM!

Comments:

Jim: umad bro

 

I was lazy and Xaon kept bothering me so I gave him a long chapter.

 

Don't know whether to be insulted or flattered.

 

Also, Bay would never have sex with Shana. D: That's the only thing I find iffy about this so far. He's owned by meor Tery so he'd never.

Lol This Is So Awesome!

This is the most hilarious literature I have ever read so far.

 

Only some things to ruin it like....I don't know...."Locker Room"?

 

Snow, do you seriously have a death wish?

 

 

Don't know whether to be insulted or flattered.

 

Also, Bay would never have sex with Shana. D: That's the only thing I find iffy about this so far. He's owned by meor Tery so he'd never.

 

Who's "Bay"? I only know bay, gaygust and such.

Lol, nice. Keep it up, Snow

This is very good. But I think it can be better if the guy with the 'moves like Maslow' (James Maslow) was in it, aka me!

 

 

BTR RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.......Why am I so creepy and lacking in a personality????

.......Why am I so creepy and lacking in a personality????

 

It could be worse. You could apparently be a raving crazy lunatic fan girl. Cause that's obviously what I am. And according to hatok that image of me is confirmed. Gonna go over here and cry. BRB

 

just got to say, you've got pretty much every KH13er's personality DOWN PAT

 

Looking good Snow, glad my idea was able to help

just got to say, you've got pretty much every KH13er's personality DOWN PAT

Like, I actually thought I was reading a post by Rob in the dialog

Keep it up

 

This is the most amazing thing ever

 

you should totes put me in

 

Wait, can I get into this story? My general apathy towards you needs to be thoroughly explored!

 

Don't know whether to be insulted or flattered.

 

Also, Bay would never have sex with Shana. D: That's the only thing I find iffy about this so far. He's owned by meor Tery so he'd never.

 

Lol, nice. Keep it up, Snow

 

This is very good. But I think it can be better if the guy with the 'moves like Maslow' (James Maslow) was in it, aka me!

 

 

BTR RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

.......Why am I so creepy and lacking in a personality????

 

Thanks for all the feedback.

Oniaku, I don't know how I could incorporate you, really.

 

because you are, Tery.

 

Xeveemon I've got a special plan for you.

 

Also Genn, you're the only one I've seen actually moderating the forums. so yeah.

 

and I'll try to get chapter five up in a bit.

Pfft I'm laughing so hard right now

 

This story is fascinating! Keep up the good work Snow!

The Xaon character is the best.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for all the feedback.

Oniaku, I don't know how I could incorporate you, really.

 

because you are, Tery.

 

Xeveemon I've got a special plan for you.

 

Also Genn, you're the only one I've seen actually moderating the forums. so yeah.

 

and I'll try to get chapter five up in a bit.

 

Thank you, I guess. x3

can't think of any way I could possibly describe this

 

it did make me laugh tho

The Xaon character is the best.

 

HELL YAH.

This is amazing good job Waffles.