Chapter One: Sora96's Quest

"I've had enough of this bullshit!" Sora96 practically shouts at his monitor. "I'm sick and tired of not being treated like I'm being important around here!" He complained to nobody in particular. "Not even Snow respects me!" He said, wiping a tear from his eye. "...that's it. I'll kidnap DChiuch... and force him to make me an Administrator..." He said, sniffling. "I'll show them that I'm important, too." He realized he had left a Tinychat page open, and his microphone was on. The username said "guest18152" so he shrugged it off as some noob member. He closed out of the tab and began typing out a long debate about why Miranda Kerr was sexier than Keira Knightley on an open notepad window.

 

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After he finished getting dressed and disguised, Sora96 put a rag in a small bucket of warm water which had chamomile and ground up sleeping pills, hoping it would be as effective as the normal drug. He wrung it out and balled it up in his hand. He went out his window and stuck to the shadows, and began his trek to Daniel's house.

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Daniel laid on the couch, his head on Aaron's lap. Aaron had somehow fallen asleep in his upright position, but Daniel disregarded it, his eyes fixated on the television screen. Sora96 slowly opened Daniel's window and slipped in quietly. He shut it behind him and pressed his back up to the backside of the couch. He could tell Aaron was asleep, so he snuck around the couch. As soon as he saw Daniel, he pressed the rag up to his nose. "Brayd--" Daniel was about to say, but lost consciousness due to the heavy does of sleeping drugs.

 

He slowly drug Daniel off of Aaron's lap and tried to lift him, but Daniel was too heavy. He didn't notice Daniel's phone fall out of his pocket. He drug Daniel out of the house through the window, closing it cautiously behind him.

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Meanwhile, Shana was in the locker room with baylaust and hatok.

 

 

Alright, I'm done writing. I promise the next chapter will be much funnier. For now.. I just need to try to get some sleep. >_>'' and sorry it's short. this went through SO many stages of development.

Edited November 9, 201212 yr by Snow

I should be in this story. My bitchness will over rule you all.

/shot.

Can't wait to see what will happen next.

Yep. I took a break. And now I have to get back to writing. >_>

 

Chapter 7

coolwings stood up and sat in his chair. Xaon wrenched Shana off his shoulder and placed her in the seat next to coolwings. "You two. Love. Now." coolwings put his head in his lap while Shana went cold and silent. "Great. That takes care of that." He muttered, when somebody burst into the plane. "Is that... Trey?" Xaon said aloud. "NO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF PRETENDING TO BE HIM." He yelled, tearing off his skin to reveal that he was Jim, a well dressed bald man. "That skin... it was just so hot and sweaty in there." Xaon cast him a sideways glance. "Oh my."

 

Ertyx (the real Trey) hid in the alley near the police station. He had his eyes set on the firetruck in the parking lot. He snuck along the cop cars and quietly entered the firetruck. He opened up the panel behind the steering wheel and hotwired the firetruck. He closed the panel and backed out of the parking lot. "HEY!" A girl's voice said. Ertyx turned to see a little girl with a sweatshirt that had "khgirl4ever" written sloppily across the chest. "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Shit, it's 4Everbee. He thought. He opened the passenger door and pulled her in. "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Ertyx drove off down the street, with 4Everbee screaming at him.

 

Xeveemon threw off his headphones and sighed. "I'm bored." He whined. He looked out the window to see a firetruck coming down the street. "OMG FIRETRUCK!" He screamed and jumped out the window. He landed on the top of it and held on to the ladder.

 

A woman walked into fuselage (or whatever it's called) of the plane from the cockpit. She held a plastic black baton in her hand, and wore a black latex uniform. She wore heavily tinted shades and a black hat, which she had her flaming red hair in a bun under. "Hey." She said, taking off her shades. "Who's causing trouble on my airplane?" She demanded. Snow's ears perked up at the seriousness of the woman's voice. coolwings still had his head in between his legs. She walked down the aisle, and pushed Xaon down into a seat. "Hey! Watch the coat!" He said, but the woman looked away. "What about you?" She said to coolwings.

 

"I DONT KNOW ANYTHING. SCREW YOU ALL!" coolwings yelled. She sighed. She grabbed the collar of his shirt and dragged him in front of her. "What did you say?" She asked. coolwings looked away from her burning gaze. "Look at me when I'm talking to you." She said coolly. "NO!" He refused. "I'MA COOLWINGS!" The name caught her attention. She'd seen it somewhere before. "Where did you get that name? The back of a cereal box?"

 

coolwings finally looked her in the eyes. "NO!" A black wing sprouted from his back. "SCREW THIS PLANE, I'MA FLYING TO AUSTRALIA!" He screamed, flying out the broken window. The woman was shocked. A boy started screaming from the corner of the plane. "LEA! LEA!" Flaming Lea sighed and rolled her eyes. "Devereauxr, sit back down, or I won't let you be a moderator with me." She said to him.

 

They heard a honking outside, and Flaming Lea looked out the window, seeing a firetruck speed toward the plane at a hundred miles per hour. "NOOOOOOOO!" Xaon screamed. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Flaming Lea shook her head. The firetruck stopped short of the plane and Xeveemon flew off of it, landing on Flaming Lea. Ertyx got out of the firetruck, 4Everbee still screaming at him. "Hey, Lea, you miss me?" He yelled up to the plane. The plane door opened up again, and the intercom sounded. "Final passenger boarding. Please take your seats and we'll lift off in a few moments." "BILLLLBOOOOOOOO!" Kirux screamed fangirlishly. Xaon buried his face in his hands. "DOOO THE TOONNGUEEE THIIINGGGG!"

 

Ertyx climbed on the firetruck and into the plane, 4Everbee hanging on his foot. "We're now going to lift off. Please let an attendant know if you need anything during the flight." The intercom cackled.

 

Sorry that this chapter sucks, haven't really had any sleep lately. =w=;;

"They heard a honking outside, and Flaming Lea looked out the window, seeing a firetruck speed toward the plane at a hundred miles per hour. "NOOOOOOOO!" Xaon screamed."

 

 

I THINK I DIED LAUGHING alkdfhslkdfjlsdkgj hahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhomg

 

Snow, your story is pure gold! I can't stop laughing

 

Keep up the good work

BEST KH13 STORY EVER!

I jump back into this story and I find that I've become awesome. o.O

This story is hilarious lol

Yep. I took a break. And now I have to get back to writing. >_>

 

Chapter 7

coolwings stood up and sat in his chair. Xaon wrenched Shana off his shoulder and placed her in the seat next to coolwings. "You two. Love. Now." coolwings put his head in his lap while Shana went cold and silent. "Great. That takes care of that." He muttered, when somebody burst into the plane. "Is that... Trey?" Xaon said aloud. "NO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF PRETENDING TO BE HIM." He yelled, tearing off his skin to reveal that he was Jim, a well dressed bald man. "That skin... it was just so hot and sweaty in there." Xaon cast him a sideways glance. "Oh my."

 

Ertyx (the real Trey) hid in the alley near the police station. He had his eyes set on the firetruck in the parking lot. He snuck along the cop cars and quietly entered the firetruck. He opened up the panel behind the steering wheel and hotwired the firetruck. He closed the panel and backed out of the parking lot. "HEY!" A girl's voice said. Ertyx turned to see a little girl with a sweatshirt that had "khgirl4ever" written sloppily across the chest. "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Shit, it's 4Everbee. He thought. He opened the passenger door and pulled her in. "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Ertyx drove off down the street, with 4Everbee screaming at him.

 

Xeveemon threw off his headphones and sighed. "I'm bored." He whined. He looked out the window to see a firetruck coming down the street. "OMG FIRETRUCK!" He screamed and jumped out the window. He landed on the top of it and held on to the ladder.

 

A woman walked into fuselage (or whatever it's called) of the plane from the cockpit. She held a plastic black baton in her hand, and wore a black latex uniform. She wore heavily tinted shades and a black hat, which she had her flaming red hair in a bun under. "Hey." She said, taking off her shades. "Who's causing trouble on my airplane?" She demanded. Snow's ears perked up at the seriousness of the woman's voice. coolwings still had his head in between his legs. She walked down the aisle, and pushed Xaon down into a seat. "Hey! Watch the coat!" He said, but the woman looked away. "What about you?" She said to coolwings.

 

"I DONT KNOW ANYTHING. SCREW YOU ALL!" coolwings yelled. She sighed. She grabbed the collar of his shirt and dragged him in front of her. "What did you say?" She asked. coolwings looked away from her burning gaze. "Look at me when I'm talking to you." She said coolly. "NO!" He refused. "I'MA COOLWINGS!" The name caught her attention. She'd seen it somewhere before. "Where did you get that name? The back of a cereal box?"

 

coolwings finally looked her in the eyes. "NO!" A black wing sprouted from his back. "SCREW THIS PLANE, I'MA FLYING TO AUSTRALIA!" He screamed, flying out the broken window. The woman was shocked. A boy started screaming from the corner of the plane. "LEA! LEA!" Flaming Lea sighed and rolled her eyes. "Devereauxr, sit back down, or I won't let you be a moderator with me." She said to him.

 

They heard a honking outside, and Flaming Lea looked out the window, seeing a firetruck speed toward the plane at a hundred miles per hour. "NOOOOOOOO!" Xaon screamed. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Flaming Lea shook her head. The firetruck stopped short of the plane and Xeveemon flew off of it, landing on Flaming Lea. Ertyx got out of the firetruck, 4Everbee still screaming at him. "Hey, Lea, you miss me?" He yelled up to the plane. The plane door opened up again, and the intercom sounded. "Final passenger boarding. Please take your seats and we'll lift off in a few moments." "BILLLLBOOOOOOOO!" Kirux screamed fangirlishly. Xaon buried his face in his hands. "DOOO THE TOONNGUEEE THIIINGGGG!"

 

Ertyx climbed on the firetruck and into the plane, 4Everbee hanging on his foot. "We're now going to lift off. Please let an attendant know if you need anything during the flight." The intercom cackled.

 

Sorry that this chapter sucks, haven't really had any sleep lately. =w=;;

 

Really.. note for myself... never travel on the same plane with the KH13 people. It´s dangerous.

I'M FINALLY APART OF SOMETHING!

-High fives self.-

I'M FINALLY APART OF SOMETHING!

-High fives self.-

 

You die a few chapters later.

lolno I'm just kidding

You die a few chapters later.

lolno I'm just kidding

 

Do I die a super awesome death from trying to kick ass and got shot in the chest but I still tried to fight but I failed and slowly died while Coolwings cry along with everybody else?

Do I die a super awesome death from trying to kick ass and got shot in the chest but I still tried to fight but I failed and slowly died while Coolwings cry along with everybody else?

 

no

coolwings is in love with Shana

Do I die a super awesome death from trying to kick ass and got shot in the chest but I still tried to fight but I failed and slowly died while Coolwings cry along with everybody else?

 

What! 4Everbee is going to die!! :'(

What! 4Everbee is going to die!! :'(

 

Maybe.

Haven't decided.

Hahahaha I Love This lol

Really.. note for myself... never travel on the same plane with the KH13 people. It´s dangerous.

 

B-but... IT'S FUN! D:

After reading this, I don't think I'll ever get on a plane with you guys. ._.

I feel like this is going to be a random story with no plot for ages before they actually return to what started this off .__.

I feel like this is going to be a random story with no plot for ages before they actually return to what started this off .__.

 

I'm doing my best to keep to the plot, which is to get to Aussie world and save Danne. Getting on the airplane was step one.

I'm doing my best to keep to the plot, which is to get to Aussie world and save Danne. Getting on the airplane was step one.

 

I bet at the end Aaron already saved Dan and everybody did this for nothing

I bet at the end Aaron already saved Dan and everybody did this for nothing

 

I bet that's what goes on when he's busy not being here...

Snow I love you for this ahahaha :'D

 

also shana, yes, i do have a death wish. but you do know this isnt serious right

 

yeah i know

Edited November 24, 201212 yr by Shana09

If you're offended by how I portray you in the story, let me know and I'll change it. I don't mean to offend anyone, and to be honest, I don't know what would offend people.

 

Chapter 8: Blackest Friday
Ertyx sat in his seat, with King Riku and VanitasisKirby on either side of him, his arms stretched out behind them. His black leather coat shone in the sunlight. He slowly rocked his head back and forth to "Move Bitch" by Ludacris. Sil was dragging her hands across his chest and constantly kissing his cheek. Flaming Lea wanted to join in, but he figured he had enough girls with him already. Snow immediately got jealous because he had Kirby in his pairing, and Ertyx knew. He calmly looked at Snow, and said, "Don't hate cos we're great. VaniSilRikuTrey, bitch."

Shana09 shot out of her seat. "OMG GUYS REMEMBER IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!" She screamed. Ertyx shot up, knocking Sil down behind him. Ertyx ran and jumped out the window, followed by Flaming Lea, and Snow-- let's just say everyone who was on the plane. Ertyx landed conveniently on top of Wal-Mart. Everyone else landed in front of Wal-Mart and ran in.

Ertyx made his way in through the vents and tore his way out when he was above the electronics section. He took off the vent cover and jumped out. He grabbed a PS Vita and put it in his shirt as hundreds of people swarmed around him. Xaon walked up to the woman in customer services and tossed a wad of money at her. "GIVE ME ALL THE CONDOMS YOU GOT, BITCH!" He shouted at her. "XAAAOOOOOONNN!!" His fatass ex-girlfriend called. "Uh, hold that thought." He said, turning around and running away.

Shana09 tore through the clothes aisle, looking for the sexiest top she could find. She finally found one when Xaon dashed by and had somehow torn it. "GOD DAMMIT!" She said, tossing it aside. A fat girl came through, calling Xaon's name, knocking Shana09 over. "UGH! WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE ON BLACK FRIDAY!" She screamed.

Flaming Lea stood at the entrance to watch people fight each other over things. She wasn't really interested in buying anything, just thought the idiotic fights were hilarious.

Firaga96 punched Keysofblades in the face. "YOU WANNA GO RIGHT HERE, PARDNER? I GOT TIM O' LEARY AND CLIVE WINSTON!" He said, tearing the iPhone out of their hand. Kinode stepped in between them. "Break it up, lovebirds." "EEEWWW KINODE!!!!" Firaga96 curled into the fetal position.

Snow sighed and sat down, when he heard gunshots ring throughout the store. "AAHHH! HOLY SHIT!" He screamed. hatok blew the barrel of his .45 pistol and shouted. "EVERYONE, SHUT THE firetruck UP ALREADY, WERENT WE SUPPOSED TO SAVE DANIEL?!" "firetruck DANIEL!" Trey said. hatok shot at Trey, but Trey did a matrix-back-bending-thing and the bullet hit 4Everbee instead. "NOOOOO!" coolwings called, rushing to 4Everbee's side. He held her hand in both of his and broke out in tears. Snow crawled into the mini-starbucks and cried as well. He just didn't want people to see him crying.

Trey pulled out a gun of his own and pointed it at hatok. hatok stared at the .44's barrel and tossed his gun away. "Whelp, that's enough fun for one day." He said. Namikaze burst from the shade and tackled hatok. He picked up hatok by the scruff of his neck and jumped back into the shadows.

Xaon stopped when he heard the gunshots, and his fat ex tackled him. "NO! NO! SHOOT HER!" He shouted. "Alright." Trey said, turning and shooting Xaon's fat ex. Xaon's fat ex's body slowly went limp and Xaon threw her off. "Thanks, BUD." He said to Trey. "I really wanted to shoot someone today." He said proudly.

Naught jumped out of the freezer aisle and yelled, "HEY EVERYONE, WANT TO KNOW HOW TO WRECK A THREAD ON FRIDAY?!" He shouted, and everyone looked at him. "SHUT UP!" Alan Smithee yelled.

A smile grew on 4Everbee's face, and she started laughing. "OH MY GOD! I CANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS FELL FOR THAT!" She said, opening her eyes and laughing so hard that her nose bled. "IT WAS A RUBBER BULLET!" She cried, tears streaming down her face. She was literally rolling on the floor laughing. She snorted a few times, too. Trey sighed and pointed his gun at her. "Give me an excuse." He said. She continued laughing, oblivious to Trey. He sighed. "Say goodbye, wings." "NO!" coolwings shouted, jumping in front of the gun, and landing in a clothes rack.

"...I didn't shoot yet, idiot." coolwings cried like a five year old as 4Everbee continued laughing. Snow stopped crying to hear her laughing, and his expression slowly turned into anger. He jumped over the counter and kicked 4Everbee in the side of the head. "DONT YOU WORRY ME LIKE THAT!" He yelled. Trey pulled the trigger and shot Snow in the foot. "AGH! WHAT THE firetruck, YOU ASSHOLE!" Trey shrugged. "I got carried away."

"ooookkaaayyy, let's just all get back on the plane..." Jim said, walking out the door, and everyone followed him. The plane was parked neatly in the parking lot for them to board.

Alright, sorry about the hurried ending to this chapter, was getting a bit impatient.

this is officially Trey's theme

Edited November 28, 201212 yr by Snow

Me right now

Best Kh13 story ever.

(Cause like.. I'm in it so. yeah. )

CURSEE YOUUU XAOOONN