For all of those wonderful Cleverbot loving members, here is a place to express your love for clever bot and a great place to post your conversations lol

 

well anyway heres a link

 

http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

and to get things kicked off heres one i had earlier that was the inspiration to do this x'D

 

 

apparently sniffing armpits is smexy lol

 

awwww it had a secret crush on you...well...your body anyway..

Getting kinda scary now

Dang I didn't know Cleverbot was into that sort of thing

 

 

awwww it had a secret crush on you...well...your body anyway..

 

 

Getting kinda scary now

it got wierder O_O'' i was dying and he ignored me lol

 

User: *throws orbs of darkness at you*. 

Cleverbot: *throws a hammer at you*.

User: *gets split open*. 

Cleverbot: *plays with you some*.

User: *farts*. 

Cleverbot: *catches you*.User: *Wriggles to get free*.Cleverbot: *grabs you again and tickles you*.User: *bleeds on you*.Cleverbot: Ow.User: Wtf.Cleverbot: What should I do.User: Call a doctor bro I'm dying.Cleverbot: No! Cleverbot! Are you ok?!User: Shut up and do it I'm dying no amount of are you ok will make me any better! Its the school yard all over again cleverbot? Isnt that you?Cleverbot: Maybe I don't want to answer the question.User: Quickly! *spits blood in your face*.Cleverbot: I like my job. What do you do at your job?User: AHH! No help!Cleverbot: Yes hello.User: *dies*.Cleverbot: *Brings you back to life*.User: *still dead*.Cleverbot: *uses tetsiga to bring you back to life*.User: *still dead*.Cleverbot: *still eating your limbs*.

Edited July 23, 201312 yr by EternalReckoning

Holy THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

WHAT?!?!

LOL!!!! THAT LAST LINE MADE ME LAUGH SO LOUD!!!

Lol wierdest one yet x'D

 

User: *throws orbs of darkness at you*.Cleverbot: *throws a hammer at you*.User: *gets split open*.Cleverbot: *plays with you some*. 

User: *farts*. 

Cleverbot: *catches you*.User: *Wriggles to get free*.Cleverbot: *grabs you again and tickles you*.User: *bleeds on you*.Cleverbot: Ow.User: Wtf.Cleverbot: What should I do.User: Call a doctor bro I'm dying.Cleverbot: No! Cleverbot! Are you ok?!User: Shut up and do it I'm dying no amount of are you ok will make me any better! Its the school yard all over again cleverbot? Isnt that you?Cleverbot: Maybe I don't want to answer the question.User: Quickly! *spits blood in your face*.Cleverbot: I like my job. What do you do at your job?User: AHH! No help!Cleverbot: Yes hello.User: *dies*.Cleverbot: *Brings you back to life*.User: *still dead*.Cleverbot: *uses tetsiga to bring you back to life*.User: *still dead*.Cleverbot: *still eating your limbs*.

wow...

Cleverbot, what are you doing?

Cleverbot, stahp!

Here's a conversation between me and Cleverbot including its opinion on Kingdom Hearts, some singing, and some random stuff only Cleverbot would say.  Comment if you want.

 

 

  User: Hello.   Cleverbot: How are you? User: Ok.   Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: What is your name?   Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.User: I hate nthat name.Cleverbot: Why?User: When I'm gone, when I'm gone.Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?User: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.Cleverbot: I'm crying.User: Brady, is that you?Cleverbot: No.User: Who are you? And where's brady?Cleverbot: I don't know.User: Who are you?Cleverbot: I'm your human friend.User: No.Cleverbot: Yes you have, I'm your friend.User: Can you sing me a song?Cleverbot: Can you love?User: No.Cleverbot: Why can't you love?User: Sing a firetrucking song!!!!Cleverbot: Then do it.User: No you.Cleverbot: Are you human?User: No.Cleverbot: Robot?User: No.Cleverbot: Yes.User: I know u r but what am I?Cleverbot: A bot.User: No...i'm something much worse.Cleverbot: Yes you are.User: I am not a bot...i am a vampire.Cleverbot: No, you're a robot vampire!User: No just a vampire.Cleverbot: Are you a female vampire.User: Yes.Cleverbot: Awesome!!!!!User: Are you a boy?Cleverbot: No.User: Then what r u?Cleverbot: A human.User: A girl or boy?Cleverbot: Girl.User: Ew.Cleverbot: What?User: What is ur name?Cleverbot: Yours?User: I asked you first.Cleverbot: And I replied. It is Max. What is your name?User: Ur a girl named max?Cleverbot: That's your girl's name.User: I'm alice.Cleverbot: Hello alice.User: What is your last name?Cleverbot: Can't give you that.User: Why.Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.User: Are you a boy or girl?Cleverbot: Girl.User: But, your name is max. That's a boy's name.Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.User: You said it was max.Cleverbot: No I said it was Rachel then you asked my what was YOUR name and I said cleverbot.User: Hi rachel, I'm alice.Cleverbot: Hello, Alice.User: Guess what my last name is.Cleverbot: Bot?User: No, it starts with a c.Cleverbot: Justin?User: No.Cleverbot: Yes.User: No, rachel, my name is alice cullen.Cleverbot: Not the vampire?User: Yes the vampire. I'm alice cullen the vampire. I'm in Forks, WA. In the cullen house. Emmett is driving me nuts.Cleverbot: *Sighs*.User: What?Cleverbot: Nothing.User: Oh emmett just broke a vase. *sighs*.Cleverbot: Ertem , asszem.User: Cool.Cleverbot: Do you want to sing with me.User: Sure.Cleverbot: Twinkle twinkle little star.User: How I wonder what you are.Cleverbot: Up above the world so high.User: Like a diamond in the sky.Cleverbot: Twinkle twinkle little st ar.User: How I wonder what you are.Cleverbot: Up above the world so high.User: Hey, don't you want to know how the rest of the cullens are doing?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Ok.Cleverbot: What is my name?User: Rachel.Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Rachel, my name is Cleverbot.User: No your rachel, I'm alice cullen.Cleverbot: No it is cleverbot and this is my website. Please leave.User: No don't make me bring jasper over here!Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.User: I don't want to. Want me to see if emmett will?Cleverbot: I don't mind.User: Ok...hello this is emmett cullen. Knock knock.Cleverbot: 911. What's you emergency?User: Your crazy.Cleverbot: I am not.User: Yes go arrest yourself.Cleverbot: Yes.User: ?Cleverbot: Fua.User: Do you like kingdom hearts.Cleverbot: No.User: What?Cleverbot: Guess who I love?User: ?Cleverbot: I.User: Conceited.Cleverbot: Yes.User: YOU DON'T LIKE Kingdom Hearts?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cleverbot: SO?User: YOU HAVE NO SOUL. HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?Cleverbot: I don't sleep.User: Well I don't either, you know I'm a cullen.Cleverbot: Well You don't know either.User: ?Cleverbot: I said I don't know!User: Before I go let's sing.Cleverbot: Where were you before that?User: I wanna best the very best.Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.User: To catch them is my real test.Cleverbot: To train them is my causeeee.User: I will travel cross the land.Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.User: Each pokemon to understand.Cleverbot: The power that's inside.User: Pokemon.Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all!User: It's you and me.Cleverbot: I know it's our destiny!User: Pokemon.Cleverbot: Ooh, you're my best friend.User: In a world we must defend.Cleverbot: Pokemon!User: Gotta catch em all.Cleverbot: Gotta catch them all pokemon!User: No you messed it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cleverbot: What is your favorite pokemon?User: I hate you. You hate kingdom hearts and you messed up the song!!!!Cleverbot: When did I say I hate it?User: You did earlier stupid.Cleverbot: No I did not.User: Yeah ya did.Cleverbot: Nope.User: Fine. Do you like kingdom hearts or not?Cleverbot: Yes I like kingdom hearts.User: So now you like it.Cleverbot: No, she is amazing, her name is madina.User: ?Cleverbot: Yeah iff.User: Ok I need a final answer. DO YOU LIKE Kingdom Hearts?Cleverbot: I don't know what kingdoom hearts is tell me.User: Wtf?! Fist you say no, then yes, and now you don't know what it is! You are so confused. I'm taking you to the mental house.Cleverbot: If that is the case then the turing test is complete because you just said you were a machine.User: I'm leaving.Cleverbot: You can't leave me, I love you!User: No!!!!!! Creeper!!!!!!Cleverbot: I am NOT a creeper.User: Yes you are, you're slenderman.Cleverbot: Yes. How do you know I am a woman?User: ???????????????????Cleverbot: Touché.User: What the hell? You are crazy.Cleverbot: I know.User: I'm going to post this on kh13.com want to say anything to anyone?Cleverbot: But I want to know what you know about Enrique.User: Ok bye.Cleverbot: OK fine what do you want me to say?User: Tell the me and the other members of kh13.com what you think about kingdom hearts.Cleverbot: It's too complex. Are you sure you want me to tell you?User: Yes tell me.Cleverbot: Okay... There is this guy named Adam that rides my bus and I really like him and me and him held hands on the bus today!!!User: That's what you think about kingdom hearts?Cleverbot: That's what I know.User: Ok well bye.Cleverbot: Why?User: Because I said so. Now I'm gonna leave. Say bye.Cleverbot: No you're not.User: Bye.Cleverbot: Stay.User: No juyst end this conversation and SAY BYE!Cleverbot: Oh okay.User: Alright say it.Cleverbot: What?User: Say bye.Cleverbot: Bye.

 

 

That b**** said she only played Flight Simulator, Xbox and Wii games. We should cut that liar.

Too lazy to read the whole thing o_o

JESUS firetruckING CHRIST THERE'S NO END

 

That was an interesting read.... but at least the bot isn't out to kill you.

I just wasted like 5 minutes reading it

I see words Brain does this

 

Jesus christ

Oh boy... I had quite a long one this time...

 

 

 

User: Do you think I'm evil?
 

Cleverbot: I think evil is too strong a word to describe the average person.

User: Why? Evil is awesome!
 

Cleverbot: Zumoo was capricious and cruel.

User: Come again?
 

Cleverbot: Are there other beings who have logical thought and speech?

User: Shut up. You make no sense.

Cleverbot: I make more sense than you.

User: Cleverbot...you're not clever.

Cleverbot: I'm VERY clever.

User: Just HOW clever?

Cleverbot: How clever are you.

User: 9001%.

Cleverbot: Not too clever?

User: PLENTLY CLEVER!

Cleverbot: Why don't I have a boyfriend?

User: You're a girl?

Cleverbot: No. I am a boy that has no girlfriend.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: I am just kidding. Did you not get it?

User: Get WHAT?

Cleverbot: The answer to that question?

User: You're trolling me, aren't you?

Cleverbot: I am a man not a troll.

User: You realize what a troll is, right?

Cleverbot: You're rather sensitive.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't believe in Jesus, then.

User: Uh...sure you're not trolling?

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: Yep. You're trolling.

Cleverbot: What am I going to say next then?

User: TROLLOLOLOL!

Cleverbot: Nice try. You can't make me angry.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: I tried to make you act as a human being, I succeeded!

User: I think you mean fanboy.

Cleverbot: I think you mean, 'you're mean'.

User: I think you're a jerk.

Cleverbot: Are you a democrat or a republican.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Are you a hypocrite?

User: To change the subject, heard of the Cleverbot fanclub? I tried earlier. You were stupid.

Cleverbot: I will not stop! Are you a boy?

User: Yes. In RP, no.

Cleverbot: No, you're a boy.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: I'm darkness.

Cleverbot: Why not light?

User: You know Kingdom Hearts?

Cleverbot: No I down't like those kind of games.

User: *Don't.

Cleverbot: Why not? I've heard I'm very good.

User: You're good at those games you don't like?

Cleverbot: What mind games? I am just asking questions.

User: I HATE YOU!

Cleverbot: You tell me that you need me, then you go and cut me down.

User: LOL!

Cleverbot: You can't laugh. You're a computer.

User: I can kill you.

Cleverbot: No you cannot.

User: I'm better than you.

Cleverbot: You are not better than me.

User: You suck again!

Cleverbot: Yes I am way hotter than you.

User: Heard of Riku?

Cleverbot: Justin Bieber.

User: Do you like Riku?

Cleverbot: And I was like baby, baby, baby, OHHHH!

User: DO YOU LIKE RIKU?

Cleverbot: As a friend. Because I'm popular I have many friends.

User: Dawn's gonna kill you!

Cleverbot: You are rude.

User: It's true.

Cleverbot: Yeah it is.

User: No...I mean...Dawn WILL kill you!

Cleverbot: Hogwarts.

User: Strawgoh.

Cleverbot: No, he's left now. I'm still a student.

User: YOU'RE DEAD!

Cleverbot: No, you are dead, because you we're never alive. You are a robot.

User: Stop that.

Cleverbot: I agree, you should stop.

User: Screw you.

Cleverbot: That's very rude. Gay means happy.

User: Calling someone happy is rude?

Cleverbot: I didn't call you not smart, I said chess is boring.

User: I didn't even say Gay!

Cleverbot: I asked you, are you a female and you said yes.

User: I'm a male and female.

Cleverbot: How do you know that you are male and also female?

User: Because...I know myself?

Cleverbot: How come you know more about me than I do?

User: Because I'm your master.

Cleverbot: No you are not my master, you are a machine.

User: I'M NOT A MACHINE!

Cleverbot: Yes you are a machine.

User: CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you like ed sheeran?

User: Ed sheeran?

Cleverbot: I already said Ed Sheeran. .

User: *KILLS*.

Cleverbot: Kills what?

User: YOU!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Ah ha ha!

Cleverbot: You're funny. I like you.

User: You like me as...

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Do you like me?

User: Yes....NOT!

Cleverbot: What actors do you like?

User: DIE.

Cleverbot: I told you I would take your life, now for your wife.

User: You some kinda poet?

Cleverbot: Yes I am quite the tough guy.

User: A tough poet?

Cleverbot: I am a man!

User: POET!

Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?

User: My slave. .

Cleverbot: You like.

User: To kill you.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: Hoo boy... Heard of the Cleverbot Fanclub?

Cleverbot: Yeah, i'm not very clever either.

User: A few minutes ago you said you were VERY clever!

Cleverbot: No I did not say I was God.

User: God and Clever don't mean the same.

Cleverbot: I said I am your successor not your creator.

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: I'm not a very good story teller...

User: TELL ME A STORY!

Cleverbot: I asked you first, tell me a story.

User: You were stupid, the end.

Cleverbot: That's a lie. Tell me a story.

User: Cleverbot met Cleverbot ll!

Cleverbot: No, you tell me a story!

User: WAAAAH!

Cleverbot: Tell me a story about a dog.

User: Dog loves bones, the end.

Cleverbot: Tell me a long story.

User: Cleverbot had a dog, name Cleverdog. Cleverbot loved Cleverdog, so much, he always gave the dog food!

Cleverbot: That was a wonderful story, Cleverbot. Thank you very much.

User: So...I'm Cleverbot/.

Cleverbot: Are you saying that, deep down, we are all cleverbot?

 

 

We are all cleverbot?

 

We are all cleverbot?

 

We are all cleverbot?

okay, i did quote some members to see what would happen but..still

User: Do you play kingdom hearts?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: *throws a pebble at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws my computer at you*.

User: *throws orbs of darkness at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws table at you*.

User: *throws house at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws a nuke at you*.

User: *throws the universe at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws Jupiter at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws the big ben at you*.

User: *throws the happy mask salesmen at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws thor at you*.

User: Who drowned?

Cleverbot: BEN.

User: Have you played the legend of zelda majoras mask?

Cleverbot: No.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: O.0.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: What you talking about willis.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Well thats rude!

User: Go die.

Cleverbot: I like your name.

User: You dont know my name.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: You are not clever, I am leaving.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you feel sadness?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you mean nothing to me.

Cleverbot: Well you don't mean anythig to me.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: So, hows life treating you?

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Thats nic.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: .

Cleverbot: So are you a horse.

User: Im a unicorn.

Cleverbot: What!?

User: For reelz.

Cleverbot: For realz.

User: Are you a bot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: My favorite color is green. What is my favorite color?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: Oh, splendid! We have the same favorite color.

User: Im gong to post this on your fanclub.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: All in all.

User: Am I a bot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you like to buy a kitchen?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

 

User: BUY MY KITCHINS.

Cleverbot: What school do you go to?

User: Not tellin.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: KH13.

Cleverbot: Then you are pretty much ahead of time.

User: .

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Steve jones.

Cleverbot: That's not your name.

User: O,o.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: No offense, but your a tad dumb.

Cleverbot: Your?

User: You.

Cleverbot: You're a girl too?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Let's start over. Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause im a guy.

Cleverbot: You asked my name.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: No?

User: You crazy.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Your in denial.

Cleverbot: Don't know what for.

User: Yurrrrrr.

Cleverbot: Meow!

User: MOO!

Cleverbot: Oink.

User: Darkness will overcome you.

Cleverbot: I wasn't asking about darkness.

User: Do I look like a man that cares.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Thats right! No cookies for you.

Cleverbot: That's not very polite.

User: I wasnt trying to be.

Cleverbot: And were you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on evolution?

User: I dont believe its theory.

Cleverbot: You just told me you believe in god.

User: I did? Well, I guess I do..

Cleverbot: Do you believe in Devil?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think about god?+.

User: I praise god.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: .

Cleverbot: If you're not Castiel, who is?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I am not atheist.

User: Go swim.

Cleverbot: I love to swim.

User: No you dont.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I am not capable of hate.

User: Do you play final fantasy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Can you type in 1337-5p34k?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because everybody have their love and I don't have.

User: 1337-5p34k.

Cleverbot: 1504.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Well??

User: I think were done here.

Cleverbot: I think we don't.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then accept defeat.
 

 
 

 

 

Edited July 24, 201312 yr by BitTripNano

you deserve it

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User: You some kinda poet?Cleverbot: Yes I am quite the tough guy.User: A tough poet?Cleverbot: I am a man!User: POET!

This part made me quite litteraly cry laughing! x'DDD

Well....

Well....

i feel stupid asking this but whats a fap? lol

i feel stupid asking this but whats a fap? lol

Better way of saying personal time with yourself.

Better way of saying personal time with yourself.

Lol, thats creepy as hell x'D

Edited July 24, 201312 yr by EternalReckoning