What is a conspiracy theory?

 

Imagine you're on the internet doing your daily routine, and all of a sudden, you come across an article/video which maybe has one of these titles:

 

''Disney exposed for planting sexual subliminal messages in children's minds''

 

''9/11 is the jews fault''

 

''Harry Potter exposes children to the occult, many parents worried!''

 

Don't you just hate these type of theories, then tell me, what conspiracy annoys you the most?

 

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I usually ignore those theories .

The one where the entire Seeker of Darkness saga is all in Sora's head, that he's just a lonely Christopher Robin who imagined up the entire story with make believe friends to cope with his solitude

 

I don't want the third game to end with "It was all a dream"

"ILLUMINITI!!"

"Teh Templar Order D=<"

"End of the world ~ 2014,2016,2018,etc"

"Watch Dogs teaches people how to hack"

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most of them are extremely annoying and stupid. i cant name any off the top of my head right now but neverless yeah

The Disney "sex" subliminal messages really annoy me.  The closest to inappropriate is the Nude woman you whiz by in the rescuers, which was most likely some employee seeing if they could get away with it or just thinking freaks aren't gonna sit and watch a kids movie slowed down frame by frame.  The ones with the word "sex" is supposedly there is the worst. Just hold on, if you freeze the frame within 3/16th of a second and you read squiggles backwards you'll clearly see a very obvious "sex" there, that looks like a 2 year old drew it in crayon then pissed on it with the "eligibility" of it.

 

Any theory that says the world is imagined by the protagonist who's lonely or in a coma.  

 

 

I find it odd how more American's think the moon landing was a hoax than any other country, you would think as Russia was USA's competitor in the big space race they would but they've never said they thought it was a hoax. 

Edited August 3, 201411 yr by Caity Raindrop

9/11 being a cover up by the US Government

 

Neil Armstrong did not actually go to the moon

 

Polybius.

 

That's about it.

Pretty much all of them, but I do find interest in researching them.

Anything dealing with the Illuminati.The Holocaust didn't happen.President Obama is a secret Muslim, and all Muslims are Terrorists. <<< God I really REALLY hate this one. It's not true WHATSOEVER.

All the Half-Life 3 and Pokemon remake confirmed theories. Seriously, when Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire were announced I thought I was free of the tyranny of "Hoenn confirmed" but it only made way for "Sinnoh confirmed"

Obama's the Anti-Christ  personally, I think he's too STUPID!

Video games makes kids killers, that one takes the cake but the runner ups are

 

Obama is not from America but Kenya ( talking about reaching for straws)

 

Women will take over the world , wipe out men, and find a way to reproduce without us.

 

Global warming is a hoax

 

Michael Jackson was killed by the illuminati or he is still alive

 

Tupac was also killed by the illuminati  or he is still alive

 

A good amount of world leaders are actually reptilians aliens from a different planet

 

Jesus had really light skin or dark sin , when he was in fact tan

 

Obama hates white people or wants to enslave them all ( this one is good because they FORGET  the fact  he is mixed with black and white)

 

The Holocaust never happen.

Edited August 3, 201411 yr by MasterRoxas13

I really hate the one's based around tragedies such as 9/11 or the holocaust since they are completely disrespecting those who were affected by those incidents. If idiots want to believe the world is run by illuminati lizard people let them, but don't let them attack (in a literal or figurative sense) holocaust suvivors or tell people who's families were ruined by 9/11 that the culprits are their own government.

Fool.

 

I hate the lizard people one.

They're not something I pay attention to because most of them are so stupid.  My main pet peeves, though, tend to be the ones that say [X media] is corrupting the youth or something.

 

The one where the entire Seeker of Darkness saga is all in Sora's head, that he's just a lonely Christopher Robin who imagined up the entire story with make believe friends to cope with his solitudeI don't want the third game to end with "It was all a dream"

 

That's not a conspiracy theory; that's a fanfic.

"Eating dessert three times a day is unhealthy" Completely ridiculous.  It has dairy products such as milk and eggs, grains made into flour, there can be fruits as well, and even vegetables sometimes.  That covers most of the food groups.  It's a balanced meal!

The Patorits rule the U.S.A

The moon landing was faked and the government uses time travel to rig the presidential elections.

Fool.

 

I hate the lizard people one.

PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE, and are annoyed at your cover getting blown. :lol:

 

Conspiracy theories about the moon landing annoy me.Theories that are practically impossible even if all parties involved kept it a secret.

Also I am kind of annoyed at the New Age creation myth conspiracy theory thing.

Edited August 4, 201411 yr by Tigerruss

The Holocaust did not happen.

All the 9/11 ones.

The moon landing was fake.

Everything they bring up about Obama (Muslim, not born in US, etc.)

 

I cannot take anyone who believes any of these seriously.