You're walking through a forest at night. You decided to take a shortcut after hanging out with your friends at Dave & Busters. As you walk, you heard footsteps behind you. You quickly look to see what's behind you. Nothing was there. Relieved, you continued to walk. But all of sudden, you heard a loud voice saying "NOW IT'S SHOW TIME!"

You began to run with terror. As you're walking, the voice began to come closer and started to yell all over the place while screaming with a demonic voice: "I'M REALLY FEELING IT!"

You stopped dead in your tracks. You know that you can't outrun it. You grab your handgun. But there's only one bullet left. Being scared, you hold your gun out, hoping that the terrifying voice would leave. But unfortunately not, the voice came closer and closer to you. The voice became so deep that it sounds like screams from hell. With your heart pumping as fast as ever, you began to aim around you, hoping to find the source of the sound. But the voice seems to come from everywhere. What will you do?

But if it's a short cut to my home, which is in the city, why is there a forest?

But if it's a short cut to my home, which is in the city, why is there a forest?

Because the city and the forest are near to each other. The home is between these two.

Because the city and the forest are near to each other. The home is between these two.

I take the one bullet in my gun and use it to threaten whoever was in charge of the zoning laws.

I'd take the gun and shoot with such accuracy.....such precision.....it hits where the voice comes from...and kills them....

I'd tell the voice that "I'm really feeling it" is an incredibly dumb meme and that they should stop using it since it isn't funny.

Riki would smack Shulk for his insolence!

Riki would smack Shulk for his insolence!

This, on the other hand, is a fantastic joke.

What will you do?

Nothing...You were eaten by a Grue.

I'd open the door

Get on the floor

And walk the dinosaur

Baahaha Holy sh** Im sorry, but I cant help but think of the shia labeouf song ...

I could have sworn that this was a lead-in for this song:

 

Actual Cannibal... Shulk? ._.

 

 

Riki would smack Shulk for his insolence!

This, on the other hand, is a fantastic joke.

Y'all are gonna have to explain this one to me at some point (if I don't already know what it is and I've just forgotten.)

Actual Cannibal... Shulk? ._.

 

 

Y'all are gonna have to explain this one to me at some point (if I don't already know what it is and I've just forgotten.)

"You will pay for your insolence."

 

The line that the one boss that everyone has trouble with says over, and over, and over, and over again.

 

 

AKA Lorithia.

 

"You will pay for your insolence."

 

The line that the one boss that everyone has trouble with says over, and over, and over, and over again.

 

 

AKA Lorithia.

 

......

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

See, I wouldn't have known that, since I've only played with the Japanese voices

 

......

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

See, I wouldn't have known that, since I've only played with the Japanese voices

 

 

Oh yeaaah. That's what she always says in English.

 

Ignore the voice and give it no attention. If it gets close I will put one between its eyes.

Wait , did the voice say : "IT'S SHOWTIME" ?

 

 

It's Sting .

 

 

Shout out 'Marco!' and hopefully the mysterious voice will reply with 'Polo!'

 

Or you could just use the Monado foresight and predict where your opponent is

where's a smash ball when you need it?

I will sacrifice my one bullet to Genie, who will summon Big Boss from MGSV, take him down tactically and use a fulton.

Or I'd maybe point my gun at the face of Actual Cannibal Blank Blank.

Whichever one makes more sense.