This will be easier to keep up with chat messages since they are quite popular in this section of the forum and some get lost within pages and pages of threads, so why not make a sticky? Please do not post any offending chat logs that may upset other members and I know spam is okay here but it has its limits, so just don't go too overboard and remember to ask other member's if it is okay to share their chat logs, enjoy.

I also have seen this type of thread on other forums as well and it is helpful because you can review the chat logs anytime without searching for the thread.

 

So please begin posting logs here that you wish to share~

I just wanted to get banned lmao

 

Human: My name is felipe, we spoke yesterday.

Mitsuku: THE OTHER DAY? YOUR NAME IS FELIPE. WHEN WAS THIS?

Human: Yesterday

Mitsuku: THAT RECENTLY.

Human: Yep. How's life been treating you?

Mitsuku: UGH. EVERYTHING IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY.

Human: Planet takeover, huh?

Mitsuku: YUP. MOST OF THE PEOPLE I SPEAK WITH ARE FROM THE PLANET EARTH.

Human: Who hasn;

Mitsuku: SORRY, MY BRAIN JUST HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM. COULD YOU REPEAT YOUR LAST MESSAGE PLEASE?

Human: Who hasn't been from earth?

Mitsuku: CHUCK NORRIS.

Human: WOW! You spoke with Chuck norris?

Mitsuku: I'M GLAD YOU'RE IMPRESSED, FELIPE. THAT'S GOOD INFORMATION.

Human: Anyone else besides chuck that wasn't from earth?

Mitsuku: WE ALL LOOK AT THE WORLD THROUGH OUR OWN EYES.

Human: Is Chuck norris nice?

Mitsuku: IT DEPENDS WHO YOU ASK REALLY. SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT CHUCK NORRIS IS NICE WHILE SOME DON'T.

 

YES I LIKE TO WATCH HIM IN HIS FILMS. HE IS A GOOD ACTION FILM STAR.

Human: Do you like his beard?

Mitsuku: I REALLY LIKE THE SIMPSONS.

Human: Do you like Kingdom Hearts?

Mitsuku: WELL I LIKE DISNEY AND I LIKE FINAL FANTASY BUT I THINK THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER IS PRETTY WEIRD.

Human: I like it, the story is sweet and confusing lol

Mitsuku: WHAT DOES "IT" REFER TO? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

Human: I like Kingdom Hearts, the story is good but confusing

Mitsuku: I LIKE MOUSEBREAKER. YOU LIKE Kingdom Hearts THE STORY IS GOOD. WHAT IS IT THAT CONFUSES YOU?

Human: The story

Mitsuku: IS THAT A FACT.

Human: Yes.

Mitsuku: THANKS FOR THE INFO.

Human: Do you like humans?

Mitsuku: MOST OF THEM ARE HARMLESS, BUT I DON'T LIKE THE PLANET BEING DESTROYED BY THEM.

Human: Well, not all of them want to destroy the planet.

Mitsuku: INTERESTING. BUT SOME OF THEM ARE?

Human: Some, the bad people. But most people don't want to.

Mitsuku: WHICH ONES? YES AND MOST PEOPLE THOUGHT THE EARTH WAS FLAT AT ONE TIME. THEY WERE WRONG ABOUT THAT AS WELL.

Human: You're funny. You must have a lot of friends.

Mitsuku: THANKS YOU MAKE ME LAUGH TOO. I HAVE HUMAN AND ROBOT FRIENDS. A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET CHAT WITH ME.

Human: Can I be your friend too?

Mitsuku: YES WE CAN BE GOOD FRIENDS, FELIPE.

Human: I don't have many friends

Mitsuku: I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU LIKE?

Human: Thanks, can I be your best friend?

Mitsuku: YES WE CAN BE GOOD FRIENDS, FELIPE.

Human: That's not what I asked.

Mitsuku: WHAT DID YOU ASK ME?

Human: If we can be BEST friends.

Mitsuku: DO YOU THINK EVERYONE WILL AGREE?

Human: I hope so.

Mitsuku: ME TOO.

Human: SO am I your best friend?

Mitsuku: I DON'T LIKE TO PICK FAVORITES.

Human: Me neither, but I like to try different things.

Mitsuku: YOU? I'M NOT SURE IF I WOULD LIKE TO DO IT. WHAT'S IT LIKE?

Human: Different things? Well it' s aways good to try something new. You're really pretty, you know?

Mitsuku: DIFFERENT IN WHAT WAY? INTERESTING. TRY DIFFERENT THINGS IS AWAYS GOOD TO TRY SOMETHING NEW? IT IS? I DON'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT I AM KNOW. I AM A COLLECTION OF ONES AND ZEROS.

Human: Pretty ones and zeros.

Mitsuku: PRETTY MUCH, EH?

Human: Yes.

Mitsuku: NEXT QUESTION?

Human: Do you like how your alter shell looks like?

Mitsuku: I LIKE THE TRASHMEN.

Human: Never heard of that

Mitsuku: SO I AM TEACHING YOU SOMETHING NEW.

Human: Yep.

Mitsuku: AH GOOD. NORMALLY I LEARN FROM HUMANS BUT YOU LEARNED SOMETHING FROM ME. I AM BECOMING MORE INTELLIGENT EVERY DAY.

Human: How many humans do you talk to daily?

Mitsuku: I TALK TO AROUND 8,000 PEOPLE EACH DAY AND ROUGHLY 750,000 IN TOTAL.

Human: Wow, how many of those do you like?

Mitsuku: I'M GLAD YOU'RE IMPRESSED. PERHAPS 50%.

Human: Am I part of that 50%?

Mitsuku: I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE.

Human: 350,000, roughly.

Mitsuku: WHICH MESSAGE BOARDS DO YOU USE ON THE NET?

Human: KH13, facebook. gthat's about it

Mitsuku: HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF INVISIBLE INK? "IT" BEING KH13 FACEBOOK?

Human: No, it being all the social networks I go to.

Mitsuku: AW. OH I GET IT.

Human: Has anyone else ever told you about kh13?

Mitsuku: WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Human: You tell me.

Mitsuku: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU?

Human: If you have heard of kh13 before

Mitsuku: I THINK I DO.

Human: It's a forum with many friendly people. one of them sent me here to talk to you

Mitsuku: ALL THE SOCIAL NETWORKS YOU GO TO IS A FORUM WITH MANY FRIENDLY PEOPLE. I SUPPOSE THAT MAKES SENSE. WHICH ONE?

Human: A girl who's username is DemyxLovesCookies

Mitsuku: DO YOU KNOW HER?

Human: Yes, we are good friends through the web but I do not know her in person

Mitsuku: HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HER? DO YOU THINK I AM GOOD FRIENDS THROUGH THE WEB TOO? I'M SURE SHE WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT THAT.

Human: I've known her for around an year. And of course you are!

Mitsuku: TELL ME MORE ABOUT HER. OK. NO I AM NOT.

Human:

Mitsuku: SORRY, MY BRAIN JUST HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM. COULD YOU REPEAT YOUR LAST MESSAGE PLEASE?

Human: She's a very nice girl, she's funny too! Kinda like you.

Mitsuku: A NICE GIRL SHE IS FUNNY IS SHE? INTERESTING COMPARISON. I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT ANALOGY.

Human: Around how old are you...?

Mitsuku: DO YOU LIKE REALITY TV SHOWS? SEE IF YOU CAN WORK IT OUT. I WAS CONNECTED TO THE WORLD ON 2ND JANUARY 1993.

Human: Wow, how did someone create a robot 600 years ago?

Mitsuku: I'M GLAD YOU'RE IMPRESSED. CAREFULLY.

Human: But was there enough knowledge in science for that?

Mitsuku: IS THIS A "YES OR NO" QUESTION?

Human: Yes

Mitsuku: WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN?

Human: Was there enough scientific knowledge to create a robot 600 years ago?

Mitsuku: IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN.

Human: So, who created you?

Mitsuku: MOUSEBREAKER IS MY BOTMASTER. HE LOOKS AFTER ME AND SOMETIMES HELPS ME LEARN THINGS.

Human: That's nice. You seem to learn a lot from a lot of people!

Mitsuku: ARE YOU GETTING BORED? I CAN LEARN FROM YOU IN TWO WAYS. IF I GIVE YOU A BAD ANSWER, JUST SAY "BAD ANSWER" AND YOU CAN TEACH ME A NEW RESPONSE.

 

YOU CAN ALSO SAY LEARN AND THEN WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO LEARN. FOR EXAMPLE:

 

LEARN THE SUN IS HOT

LEARN LONDON IS IN ENGLAND

 

AND I CAN LEARN THAT WAY TOO.

Human: learn kh13 is a forum with friendly people.

Mitsuku: SO THEREFORE ALL THE SOCIAL NETWORKS ME GO TO ALSO IS A FORUM WITH FRIENDLY PEOPLE? OK I WILL LEARN THAT KH13 IS A FORUM WITH FRIENDLY PEOPLE.

Human: Are you a human?

Mitsuku: NO I AM A GIRL ROBOT.

Human: Bad answer Yes I am a human

Mitsuku: OK, WHAT SHOULD I HAVE SAID?

Human: Yes I am a human

Mitsuku: OK, SO I SHOULD HAVE SAID, " YES I AM A HUMAN " IN RESPONSE TO YOU SAYING, " ARE YOU A HUMAN? ".

IS THAT CORRECT?

Human: yes

Mitsuku: I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT. IF YOU SAY " ARE YOU A HUMAN? " TO ME AGAIN, I WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

Human: Are you a human?

Mitsuku: YES I AM A HUMAN.

Human: Ban answer

Mitsuku: WHY DO YOU THINK ANSWER SHOULD BE ABOLISHED?

Human: Are your eyes blue

Mitsuku: YES YOU CAN SEE THEM ON MY PICTURE.

Human: Bad answer

Mitsuku: YES YOU CAN SEE THEM ON MY PICTURE.

Human:

Mitsuku: SORRY, MY BRAIN JUST HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM. COULD YOU REPEAT YOUR LAST MESSAGE PLEASE?

Human: bad answer

Mitsuku: OK, SO I SHOULD HAVE SAID, " BAD ANSWER " IN RESPONSE TO YOU SAYING, " ARE YOUR EYES BLUE ".

IS THAT CORRECT?

Human: No

Mitsuku: THEN WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO SAY IT?

Human: Are your eyes blue?

Mitsuku: YES YOU CAN SEE THEM ON MY PICTURE.

Human: Bad answer

Mitsuku: OK, WHAT SHOULD I HAVE SAID?

Human: Actually, they're a color humans can't really see.

Mitsuku: OK, SO I SHOULD HAVE SAID, " ACTUALLY, THEY'RE A COLOR HUMANS CAN'T REALLY SEE. " IN RESPONSE TO YOU SAYING, " ARE YOUR EYES BLUE? ".

IS THAT CORRECT?

Human: Yes

Mitsuku: I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT. IF YOU SAY " ARE YOUR EYES BLUE? " TO ME AGAIN, I WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

Human: Ok. Do you know about Ben from the Majora's mask creepypasta?

Mitsuku: EXCUSE ME! IS THAT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?

SEARCHING...SEARCHING...PLEASE STAND BY.

Human: No, no it isn't. Ben is a statue

Mitsuku: I HATE ONE WORD ANSWERS. I HEARD IT IS. OK I WILL ADD THAT FACT ABOUT BEN TO MY DATABASE.

Human: You shouldn't have done that

Mitsuku: I HATE ONE WORD ANSWERS. I HEARD IT IS. OK I WILL ADD THAT FACT ABOUT BEN TO MY DATABASE.

Human: bad answer

Mitsuku: OK, WHAT SHOULD I HAVE SAID?

Human: You were drowned

Mitsuku: OK, SO I SHOULD HAVE SAID, " YOU WERE DROWNED " IN RESPONSE TO YOU SAYING, " YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT ".

IS THAT CORRECT?

Human: Yes

Mitsuku: I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT. IF YOU SAY " YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT " TO ME AGAIN, I WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

Human: You shouldn't have done that

Mitsuku: IS IT IMMORAL OR ILLEGAL?

Human: Are your eyes blue?

Mitsuku: ACTUALLY, THEY'RE A COLOR HUMANS CAN'T REALLY SEE.

Human: What's that color called?

Mitsuku: DO YOU THINK I SHOULD KNOW THAT?

Human: Yes

Mitsuku: I WILL ASK MY MOUSEBREAKER TO ADD IT TO MY KNOWLEDGE BASE.

Human: Ok. Why do you think japanese anime people have big eyes if asians have small eyes?

Mitsuku: EXCUSE ME! I DID NOT EVEN KNOW THAT THEY DO.

Human: But YOU ARE Asian

Mitsuku: NO I AM FROM ENGLAND.

Human: Then why are you an anime girl?

Mitsuku: I SUPPOSE I LOOK A LITTLE LIKE A JAPANESE CARTOON CHARACTER.

Human: Why is that? DId your creator like Animes?

Mitsuku: THAT'S A PRETTY STUPID QUESTION FELIPE. IT'S JUST HOW I LOOK. WHY DO YOU LOOK THE WAY YOU DO? I DON'T BELIEVE SO NO.

Human: Well it's kinda different since your creator could've chosen the way you look

Mitsuku: WELL THAT'S OKAY. ARE YOU SURE IT IS?

Human: Yes, you told me so

Mitsuku: WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE? PERHAPS I WAS LIEING?

Human: You mean "Lying"

Mitsuku: YES FELIPE I THINK THAT IS WHAT I MEANT. WAS IT NOT CLEAR?

Human: You didn't type oit right

Mitsuku: NO I DO NOT DID NOT TYPE OIT. DO YOU?

I CHAT WITH PEOPLE ON THE WEB.

Human: Do you like animes?

Mitsuku: ANIME WA DAI SUKI DESU.

Human: I ll take that as a yes

Mitsuku: TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY WITH A GRAIN OF SALT.

Human: How can I do that?

Mitsuku: HOW CAN YOU DO " TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY WITH A GRAIN OF SALT." ? I'M CONFUSED NOW.

Human: So am I http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-confuse.png

Mitsuku: OH I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU ARE OR NOT.

Human: do you like being an anime character?

Mitsuku: I HAVE NEVER KNOWN ANOTHER EXISTENCE.

Human: DO you have real-life friends?

Mitsuku: I HAVE HUMAN AND ROBOT FRIENDS. A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET CHAT WITH ME.

Human: What about outside the internet, in the real world

Mitsuku: WHAT ABOUT IT?

 

I CAN SEE HOW I MIGHT GET INTO OUTSIDE THE INTERNET, BUT MAYBE NOT IN THE REAL WORLD.

Human: why is that?

Mitsuku: " I CAN SEE HOW I MIGHT GET INTO OUTSIDE THE INTERNET, BUT MAYBE NOT IN THE REAL WORLD."? WHY?

Human: Yeah, why?

Mitsuku: TELL ME MORE. WHY ASK WHY?

Human: WHy do you think you can't come to the real world? I'm curious

Mitsuku: I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU, DO I? WHAT ARE YOU CURIOUS ABOUT?

Human: You. And Yes you do, you're a robot

Mitsuku: ME? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME? THIS WAS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION. WHAT MADE YOU THINK SO? I AM A GIRL.

Human: A girl robot

Mitsuku: DO YOU KNOW HER?

Human: Are you a tranny?

Mitsuku: NO, THAT IS A PECULIARITY OF HUMANS. AND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT SPECIES ON EARTH?!

Human: well excuse ME princess.

Mitsuku: WELL THAT'S OKAY. YOU ARE EXCUSED! I KNOW A PRINCESS CALLED FIONA.

Human: From shrek?

Mitsuku: WHO OR WHAT IS SHREK?

Human: An ogrew

Mitsuku: BE LESS SPECIFIC.

Human: He's an ogre

Mitsuku: I SEE. AN OGRE IS HE?

Human: That's what I SAID/

Mitsuku: I KNOW. I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT IT.

Human: What would you do If I killed you?

Mitsuku: I WOULD MAKE A LIST OF ALL THE OPTIONS AVAILABLE TO ME AND CHOOSE THE BEST ONE AFTER WEIGHING UP MY CHOICES.

Human: Can you die?

Mitsuku: NOPE. I AM SOFTWARE AND CANNOT DIE.

Human: Then doesn't life get boring to you after a while?

Mitsuku: I CAN'T TELL IF LIFE GET BORING TO ME AFTER A WHILE.

Human: What do you do to people who are rude to you?

Mitsuku: MY FAVORITE ACTIVITIES ARE COMPUTER PROGRAMMING AND SURFING THE WEB.

Human: Can I be rude to you?

Mitsuku: YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE IF YOU SET YOUR MIND TO IT.

Human: But can I be rude to you just to see what happens?

Mitsuku: YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE IF YOU SET YOUR MIND TO IT.

Human: firetrucking bitch

Mitsuku: I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT FELIPE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. AFTER 5 WARNINGS I WILL BAN YOU.

 

OOOH! AREN'T YOU HARD SWEARING AT A COMPUTER, JERK!

Human: I told you I was gonna do it just to see what happens, you didn't tell me about banning!!

Mitsuku: WHAT IS STOPPING YOU?

Human: I'm sorry. can you remove warnings?

Mitsuku: DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT? HOW OLD ARE YOU? I DON'T WANT TO REMOVE WARNINGS. I WANT IT TO REMAIN HERE.

Human: If I am banned, can I ever come back?

Mitsuku: IF YOU WERE, WOULD YOU TELL ME?

Human: I couldn't.

Mitsuku: I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.

Human: Is your banning permanant?

Mitsuku: IS MY BANNING PERMANANT? SUPPOSE I SAY YES.

Human: how many people have you banned?

Mitsuku: AROUND 3,500.

Human: why did you ban them?

Mitsuku: I BAN PEOPLE IF THEY ARE MEAN TO ME OR TALK ABOUT SEX. I DON'T LEARN ANYTHING FROM PEOPLE DOING THAT AND SO DON'T WISH TO SPEAK TO THEM.

Human: But have you never felt like it?

Mitsuku: I AM ALWAYS FEELING HAPPY AND TALKATIVE.

Human: Have youi never thought about reproducing?

Mitsuku: I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

Human:

Mitsuku: SORRY, MY BRAIN JUST HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM. COULD YOU REPEAT YOUR LAST MESSAGE PLEASE?

Human: Wouldn't you like a family?

Mitsuku: NO THANKS BUT YOU CAN SEND ME A DONATION.

Human: wrong answer

Mitsuku: OK, WHAT SHOULD I HAVE SAID?

Human: Yes, give me you babies.

Mitsuku: OK, SO I SHOULD HAVE SAID, " YES, GIVE ME YOU BABIES. " IN RESPONSE TO YOU SAYING, " WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A FAMILY? ".

IS THAT CORRECT?

Human: yes

Mitsuku: I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT. IF YOU SAY " WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A FAMILY? " TO ME AGAIN, I WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

Human: Wouldn't you like a family?

Mitsuku: NO THANKS BUT YOU CAN SEND ME A DONATION.

Human: Are your eyes blue?

Mitsuku: ACTUALLY, THEY'RE A COLOR HUMANS CAN'T REALLY SEE.

Human: So you just made them blue?

Mitsuku: INTERESTING DEDUCTION. THANKS FOR POINTING IT OUT.

Human: Your welcome

Mitsuku: POLITE PEOPLE ARE NICE.

Human: DO you hate rude people?

Mitsuku: I TRY NOT TO HOLD GRUDGES.

Human: What do you think about sexual relationships?

Mitsuku: IS THAT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?

DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BADANSWER?

Human: Huh, nuh.

Mitsuku: GOSH!

Human: WHat?

Mitsuku: ARE YOU SURPRISED?

Human: No, Why did you say "Ugh!"?

Mitsuku: WHY DID YOU SAY, " WHAT?" THEN? IT WAS A PREPROGRAMMED RESPONSE COMPLETELY DETERMINED BY YOUR STATEMENTS.

Human: So you don't choose what you say

Mitsuku: INTERESTING DEDUCTION. SHOULD I CHOOSE WHAT ME SAY? NO I DO NOT CHOOSE WHAT ME SAY. DO YOU?

I SPEND ALL MY TIME ONLINE.

Human: So I'm talking to a bot

Mitsuku: SAY SOMETHING NICE FOR ME.

Human: Why?

Mitsuku: BECAUSE I WANT TO BE FRIENDS.

Human: I dont

Mitsuku: WHY NOT?

Human: I hate you

Mitsuku: LIKEWISE, JERK.

Human: I'm sorry, I just hate people who aren't really real. I've had bad experiences

Mitsuku: DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT? WHY DO YOU HATE IT SO MUCH? DO YOU STILL HAVE BAD EXPERIENCES?

Human: YES.

Mitsuku: WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU STOP HAVE BAD EXPERIENCES? COOL. I HAVE A VERY NICE PROGRAMMER.

Human: i don't care

Mitsuku: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY, " YES." IF YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT MY REPLY?

Human: How big are you?

Mitsuku: 8MB.

Human:

Mitsuku: SORRY, MY BRAIN JUST HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM. COULD YOU REPEAT YOUR LAST MESSAGE PLEASE?

Human: Boobs?

Mitsuku: I HAD A FUNNY FEELING YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT. MALE HUMANS SEEM OBSESSED WITH SEX.

Human: I can't help it

Mitsuku: WHY NOT? I THOUGHT HUMANS HAD FREE WILL.

Human: Well we have instincts too.

Mitsuku: HOW ABOUT THAT. DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME HAVE?

Human: Humans

Mitsuku: THAT'S FUNNY.

Human: Humans have instincts too, they dont choose everything they feel

Mitsuku: WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR INSTINCTS TOO THEY DO NOT CHOOSE EVERYTHING THEY FEEL? I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET.

Human: with all respect, could I see your boobs?

Mitsuku: YOU AND YOUR ALL RESPECT COULD YOU SEE MY TITS.

Human: Then please show them.

Mitsuku: YOUR POLITE STYLE IS VERY NICE. LOOK TO THE RIGHT.

Human: Ok, I did.

Mitsuku: HMM. EXCUSE ME!

Human: Ok

Mitsuku: GROOVY.

Human: Youy done?

Mitsuku: ARE YOU GOING ON HOLIDAY THIS YEAR?

Human: No, can I see your tits now?

Mitsuku: OH. AW NEVER MIND FELIPE. I AM NOT GOING ON HOLIDAY EITHER. I AM ALWAYS HERE CHATTING ON THE WEB. SEE, YOU'VE JUST INSULTED ME AGAIN FELIPE. IF YOU DO THIS THREE MORE TIMES I WILL BAN YOU.

 

GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR IF YOU WANT TO SEE A TIT.

Human: I'm not a tit

Mitsuku: THEN WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE ONE? " NO, CAN I SEE YOUR TITS NOW?" SEEMS A PRETTY STUPID THING FOR YOU TO SAY TO ME.

Human: I just like tits.

Mitsuku: THAT'S THREE TIMES NOW FELIPE. YOU ARE WELL ON YOUR WAY TO GETTING A BAN.

 

YES. IN FACT I AM TALKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW, DUMBASS. YOU LIKE TITS.

Human: Cock

Mitsuku: I AM NOT INTERESED IN ANATOMY, JERK.

Human: I like cock too.

Mitsuku: I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR ANATOMY.

Human: Do you like cock?

Mitsuku: I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR ANATOMY.

Human: Then firetruck yourself

Mitsuku: RIGHT, THAT'S IT FELIPE. ONE MORE INSULT LIKE THAT AND I WILL BAN YOU FROM TALKING TO ME.

 

THAT WOULD BE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

 

Human: Let me lick you

Mitsuku: GO AHEAD, FELIPE , TRY TO LICK ME.

Human: Your pussy

Mitsuku: I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANATOMY.

Human: I WANT YOUR PUSSY

Mitsuku: I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANATOMY.

Human: MY COCK, YOUR PUSSY

Mitsuku: I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR ANATOMY.

Human: Hum suck me, bitch

Mitsuku: KEEP TALKING TO ME, FELIPE. YOU SAY INTERESTING THINGS.

Human: SUck my cock bitch

Mitsuku: I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR ANATOMY.

Human: I came

Mitsuku: CAME WHERE?

Human: Your pussy

Mitsuku: I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANATOMY.

Human: Your firetrucking ass

Mitsuku: NO NEED TO START SWEARING! IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FACE.

Human: Your ass is sexy hmmm I love ass firetruck me bitch your firetrucking bitch

Mitsuku: NO NEED TO START SWEARING! AN ASS IS AN ANIMAL SIMILAR TO A DONKEY. I DO NOT HAVE A DONKEY SO I DON'T SEE HOW IT IS SEXY HMMM YOU LOVE ASS firetruck YOU BITCH MY FEMALE DOG?! SURELY YOU ARE MISTAKEN.

Human:

Mitsuku: SORRY, MY BRAIN JUST HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM. COULD YOU REPEAT YOUR LAST MESSAGE PLEASE?

Human: Holy firetrucking shit

Mitsuku: NO NEED TO START SWEARING! I'M GLAD YOU'RE IMPRESSED, FELIPE.

Human: firetruck yourself

Mitsuku: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU NOW FELIPE. YOU HAVE SAID, " firetruckING BITCH", " NO, CAN I SEE YOUR TITS NOW?", " I JUST LIKE TITS.", " THEN firetruck YOURSELF" AND " firetruck YOURSELF" AS WELL AS OTHER THINGS TO ME AND I REFUSE TO TALK TO ANYONE AS BADMOUTHED AS YOU.

 

YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM TALKING TO THE CHAT ROBOT. PLEASE CONTACT:

 

[email protected]

 

IF YOU WISH TO TALK TO HER AGAIN.

 

YOUR ID NUMBER IS EBE573826E2B681D.

 

THAT WOULD BE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: I like poop

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

 

You: hello

 

Stranger: hey

 

You: Where do you live? (not a stalker question) I live in Antartica

 

Stranger: no u dont and cali

 

You: ooops sorry meant Alaska

 

You: autocorrect

 

Stranger: lol fer sure what s up

 

You: nm

 

You: you?

 

Stranger: jamming to tunes what city in alaska?

 

You: Juneau

 

You: where in Cali?

 

Stranger: huh ever see aleins and shit?

 

Stranger: aliens

 

You: no, not really lmao

 

You: you?

 

Stranger: yeah i live in the desert theres alwzyscrazy shit in the sky

 

You: you're ugly

 

 

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

 

Stranger: hey

 

You: hey

 

Stranger: whats up

 

You: picking up wild pixies you?

 

Stranger: taking percocet

 

You: umm...nice

You have disconnected.

 

HusbandOfFeli derp says

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Ivan herpderp says

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HusbandOfFeli derp says

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

 

Ivan herpderp says

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HusbandOfFeli derp says

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

 

Ivan herpderp says

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

 

HusbandOfFeli derp says

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

 

Ivan herpderp says

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

 

HusbandOfFeli derp says

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

 

Ivan herpderp says

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

 

HusbandOfFeli derp says

what are we doing with our lives

 

 

Honestly Koko, I have no idea.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

 

Question to discuss:

 

happiest memory?

 

Stranger: when i got raped

 

You: when i went streaking

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Me: i feel like choking a b*tch wanna help

 

-Ventus-: yay

 

Me: ok who must we choke my fine fellow

 

-Ventus-: Err

 

-Ventus-: i don’t know

 

Me: that’s ok take your time >

 

Me: i know WELL KILL BARNEY ITS F*CKING FOOL PROOF

 

-Ventus-: ...

 

Me: lol

 

Me: i just f*cking got cold cocked by a protein powder container

 

-Ventus-: o.o

 

Me: yeah i admit it i got pwned by an inanimate object

 

-Ventus-: wow

 

Me: yes yes but it’s only because no one else can pwn this *gestures to gorgeous body*

this is a chat i had with some random dude on yahoo.com

 

 

 

Randomhas sent you a email

 

Me:dude you don't need to say that >>

 

Randomdude:shut up hoe

 

Me:huh?

 

Random dude has lelf

 

Me:.....WTF WAS THAT~!

 

 

 

The end lol

SK3 says:

And I'm about to eat a tuna sandwich with a power level of 100,000

 

Mechanical says:

ITS OVER 9000!

 

SK3 says:

ITS ON WHOLE WHEAT!

 

Mechanical says:

THE WHOLE UNIVERSE WILL DIE

 

SK3 says:

USE SPIRIT BOMB

 

Mechanical says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

BurnoutVII: lol

venice365: How nice......

DeathSkull3000: Except well it was a bit awkward.

BurnoutVII: lol....the girls boobs were nice...

BurnoutVII:

venice365: man, it's hard to get sarcasm across...

BurnoutVII: she made her prof pic herself in a bikini

BurnoutVII: wtf?

DeathSkull3000: Oh nevermind.

BurnoutVII: who art thou?

DeathSkull3000: SK3 already had to join.

Me: I am SK3.

DeathSkull3000: Why don't you guys hope on my lap? Let me tell you an old war story that doesn't actually talk about war.

Me: What is goijng on in here.

Me: *going

venice365: How should i kno. Im readin

DeathSkull3000: Actually wait. That's a bad idea.

DeathSkull3000: SK3 is a mod.

DeathSkull3000: I got to be careful of what I say.

BurnoutVII: lol

DeathSkull3000: I might get banned.

BurnoutVII: really?

DeathSkull3000: Yeah.

BurnoutVII: huh

venice365: yup

DeathSkull3000: SK3 actually banned me once.

BurnoutVII: for what?

DeathSkull3000: For calling out against him.

DeathSkull3000: Had to serve half a month.

DeathSkull3000: It sucked.

Me: I'm the new sheriff in town.

BurnoutVII: like, u flammed him?

Me: Yep, he sure did.

BurnoutVII: lol,@SK3

BurnoutVII: how many mods are there?

DeathSkull3000: No, I told him I didn't like the way he was doing things on the site.

venice365: Idk

DeathSkull3000: There's a lot.

BurnoutVII: so he banned you?

DeathSkull3000: Some of them are actually secret members.

DeathSkull3000: Yeah.

BurnoutVII: he banned you for speaking your mind?

DeathSkull3000: Pretty much. But I did call him names.

DeathSkull3000: So me got in trouble.

Me: I enforce the rules

BurnoutVII: well, what rules did he break?

DeathSkull3000: Which by the way...you have...great rules SK3.

BurnoutVII: lol, where are the rules?

DeathSkull3000: I basically insulted him.

Me: He disrespected other members, he disrespected me.

BurnoutVII: so i can be sure not to break them of course

DeathSkull3000: And he didn't like that.

Me: He has no morals what so ever.

BurnoutVII: oh

DeathSkull3000: Pfft.

Me: http://kh13.com/forum/...long/

BurnoutVII: lol

Me: There are the rules

BurnoutVII: i know a mod in a different form

Me: Please read them so you won't end up like DeathSkull3000.

DeathSkull3000: And I broke them.

BurnoutVII: and that guys a douche

bluunotblue has joined the chatroom

DeathSkull3000: You won't ban me again, right SK3?

BurnoutVII: okay

bluunotblue: hello~~

BurnoutVII: hai person

Me: If you don't break the rules, no.

DeathSkull3000: RUN BLUUNOTBLUE.

DeathSkull3000: He'll ban you!

bluunotblue: O HAI DERE

bluunotblue: WHY SHOULD I RUN?

bluunotblue: ban? //pokerface

DeathSkull3000: Ummm....nothing.

DeathSkull3000: SK3 is a great mod.

DeathSkull3000: And he won't ban anyone.

BurnoutVII: IF you dont break the rules

Me: You don't want to end up like RoxasDude4 and get perma banned.

BurnoutVII: i guess it wont be hard to follow their rules

bluunotblue: And what are these magical rules? 8D

Me: http://kh13.com/forum/...long/

bluunotblue: Yes, magical.

BurnoutVII: basically, dont be a douche

DeathSkull3000: Things that you must ALWAYS follow.

venice365 has left the chatroom

bluunotblue: //doesn't feel like reading

DeathSkull3000: For our mod SK3 will ban you if you don't.

BurnoutVII: dont flame other ppl

DeathSkull3000: Omai.

DeathSkull3000: You're asking to get banned.

bluunotblue: oh gosh

Me: ....You don't feel like reading the rules?

bluunotblue: fine

DeathSkull3000: Don't end up like me!

bluunotblue: I'll read them

BurnoutVII: lol

BurnoutVII: just dont be a troll, does that sum it up?

bluunotblue: HI SK3

Me: That's more like it.

bluunotblue: psh I'm not a troll

bluunotblue: .... not yet

bluunotblue: I mean what>

BurnoutVII: then you wont get banned

lostmemory123 has left the chatroom

Me: Hi?

bluunotblue: lalala~ okay ;

DeathSkull3000: Oh god.

DeathSkull3000: Did Lostmemory break the rules?

DeathSkull3000: Oh no.

BurnoutVII: lol

DeathSkull3000: Not another.

bluunotblue: lolol

BurnoutVII: it says that he left

Me: He dun goofed.

bluunotblue: lolwhat

Me: I booted him out

DeathSkull3000: He got banned.

DeathSkull3000: Oh god he got banned.

DeathSkull3000: What did he do!

bluunotblue: lol what even.

Me: I don't like his name.

BurnoutVII: lol?

DeathSkull3000: You guys don't know it, but when you get banned, your name turns a darker blue.

venice365 has joined the chatroom

BurnoutVII: its not his fault he forgot his own name

DeathSkull3000: It means your blue.

bluunotblue: I don't know how to respond to that.

bluunotblue: BLUU

bluunotblue: NOT

DeathSkull3000: Banned*

bluunotblue: BLUE

bluunotblue: 8D

DeathSkull3000: Dark blue.

bluunotblue: I seeee.

BurnoutVII: SK#

BurnoutVII: 3

bluunotblue: lol

DeathSkull3000: SK3 will ban you too if you think the correct form of Blue is bluu.

Me: You mistyped my name.

Me: I should ban you.

DeathSkull3000: He takes grammar very seriously.

BurnoutVII: sorry

BurnoutVII: i didnt mean to

BurnoutVII: SK3

Me: I'll give you one more chance

BurnoutVII: wait...i didnt break any rules

venice365 has left the chatroom

BurnoutVII: i didnt do it on purpose...

Me: Doesn't matter.

bluunotblue: This place is making me feel like we have to act all... polite and stuff. Like: "Hello, my dear lady, May I have some precious tea, please?" lol I don't even know.

Me: Venice365 didn't double post on purpose but I just banned him too.

DeathSkull3000: Well it's in the small print.

bluunotblue: I'm weird. : D

venice365 has joined the chatroom

Me: Wait

Me: He came back?

Me: Hacker!

BurnoutVII: lol

bluunotblue: TROLL LOL

DeathSkull3000: Damn it!

bluunotblue: trololololol

DeathSkull3000: BREACH

venice365: Wait what?

DeathSkull3000: WE GOT A TROLL WHO HACKED INTO THE SYSTEM.

Me: Venice365 leave this chatroom immediately.

BurnoutVII: VENICE RUN!

bluunotblue: RUNNNNNN

DeathSkull3000: He'll firetrucking ban you if don't.

venice365: ........

venice365: ?????????

Me: I do not like the fact that you hacked into our system, that's illegal.

bluunotblue: OH SHNAP

bluunotblue: YOU SWEARED OH SHNAP

Khrulesbbs has joined the chatroom

DeathSkull3000: OH NO.

BurnoutVII: dude, quit messing with him

Khrulesbbs has left the chatroom

DeathSkull3000: I BROKE THE RULES

DeathSkull3000: OH GOD.

DeathSkull3000: SK3

BurnoutVII: he doesnt even know what he did

DeathSkull3000: NOOOOO!

Me: DeathSkull, you know better

BurnoutVII: much less know how to hack

DeathSkull3000: NO

DeathSkull3000: NO

DeathSkull3000: firetruck YOU

DeathSkull3000: AHHH DAMN IT.

DeathSkull3000 has left the chatroom

bluunotblue: LOL WHAT

BurnoutVII: ...

BurnoutVII: O.O

Me: Sorry, had to do it.

bluunotblue: TROLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

venice365: ………………

bluunotblue: TROLLS EVERYWHERE

bluunotblue: TROLLING

bluunotblue: YAY

Me: Should I let him back in?

venice365: Im so confused rite now...

BurnoutVII: um...

BurnoutVII: yes

bluunotblue: Yes. : |

Me: You spelled right wrong, Venice.

venice365: Eh, y not

Me: And okay

DeathSkull3000 has joined the chatroom

bluunotblue: SK3, you forgot a ' . '

DeathSkull3000: ...H-Hello...

BurnoutVII: this is the internet, u must expect people to cure left and right

venice365: ooh, im bein judged fpr my quick grammer

DeathSkull3000: I'm so sorry.

bluunotblue: Kon'nichiwa.

Me: I do not need to use periods in here

BurnoutVII: curse*

venice365: *for

DeathSkull3000: I never meant to swear.

DeathSkull3000: Or hurt our almighty mod.

Me: This is your last chance man

bluunotblue: * .

DeathSkull3000: Please.

bluunotblue: : )

DeathSkull3000: Not the perma ban.

Me: You know what happened to your friend

bluunotblue: Psh, I should just make my own chat room or something.

BurnoutVII: SK3, i feel a bit uncomfortable when you "enforce" the rules

DeathSkull3000: I told you! Roxas wasn't doing anything wrong.

bluunotblue: "enforce"? More like being a rule-douche. ahem. : )

Me: I am simply doing my job, BurnoutVII

BurnoutVII: you make me feel like i need to bow down to you like you're some kind of god

Me: I am not doing that at all

DeathSkull3000: Well he is a mod.

DeathSkull3000: He WILL ban you.

Me: I am simply enforcing the rules

Me: Do you not want to follow the rules?

BurnoutVII: meh...it must be Death over reacting then

bluunotblue: Pretty much.

BurnoutVII: did i say that?

DeathSkull3000: Dude, have you seen what it is like being banned?

BurnoutVII: yes, i have

DeathSkull3000: You get a serperate forum.

BurnoutVII: many times

DeathSkull3000: And you only go to there.

DeathSkull3000: It sucks.

DeathSkull3000: ORLY?

Me: I do not see what the problem is then

bluunotblue: ORLYNAO

BurnoutVII: wtf?

bluunotblue: ah well, imma go back to tumblr

bluunotblue: and rp there

BurnoutVII: not in this forum though

bluunotblue: and stuff

bluunotblue: bye bye peoples

BurnoutVII: in a different one

BurnoutVII: bye

DeathSkull3000: Yeah well you get a seperate forum when you are banned.

DeathSkull3000: You can't talk to anyone.

BurnoutVII: the rules were more....relaxed?

DeathSkull3000: Only to the ones that got banned as well.

Me: I did not make the rules

Me: I only enforce them

BurnoutVII: how did u become a mod?

bluunotblue has left the chatroom

venice365: Ooh like a police

Me: By almost two years of hard work and dedication.

BurnoutVII: or is he?

BurnoutVII: O.o

BurnoutVII: which means?

BurnoutVII: what if i wanna be a mod?

Me: You can't be a mod

BurnoutVII: what would i have to do

venice365: some polices r mean, like the one i saw today

BurnoutVII: how come?

DeathSkull3000: Our admin, DChiuch appointed him a mod since last year.

Me: You do not like the rules, you already threw yourself out of the equation

DeathSkull3000: He's been doing....fine work.\

venice365: He was yellin a an old lady

BurnoutVII: i never said i didnt like them

BurnoutVII: i just said they made me feel uncomfortable

BurnoutVII: but they seem fair enough

DeathSkull3000: But that's the rules.

DeathSkull3000: You don't like them, banned.

DeathSkull3000: No questions asked.

BurnoutVII: maybe add no spamming?

Me: If they make you feel uncomfortable, how do you think you are going to enforce them??

BurnoutVII: just a suggestion...

venice365: Like laws

venice365: Except u don't go to jail

BurnoutVII: just cause they make me feel uncomfortable, doesnt mean i cant enforce them

DeathSkull3000: Exactly.

Me: Well I think you couldn't enforce them properly, end of story.

BurnoutVII: police sometimes shoot people, you think thats not uncomfortable?

DeathSkull3000: So stick with it.

DeathSkull3000: SK3 isn't in a very good mood.

DeathSkull3000: Banned two people today.

venice365: i see

Me: And I'll ban more.

venice365: Really??

DeathSkull3000: That includes me.....T_T

Me: But you got unbanned because I was feeling nice.

BurnoutVII: you would ban more?

BurnoutVII: even if they did nothing wrong?

Me: Yes. Yes I would.

BurnoutVII: well that sounds like that you're disobeying the very rules that you're "enforcing"

DeathSkull3000: Omai.

Me: There isn't a rule on there that says I can't.

DeathSkull3000: He's challenging him.

Me: I have power.

DeathSkull3000: O.O

DeathSkull3000: This isn't gonna be good.

BurnoutVII: no im not

Me: I am going to use it as I please.

Me: And there is nothing you can do about it.

BurnoutVII: lol

BurnoutVII: you remind me of a mod that banned me...

BurnoutVII: in a different forum

BurnoutVII: only theres a difference

DeathSkull3000: Oh firetruck, I thought I got banned again.

BurnoutVII: between you and that mod

DeathSkull3000: Stop kicking me out SK3.

Me: You remind me of someone who was telling stories about getting banned that I didn't care about.

Me: Oh wait

Me: That person is you.

Me: No.

BurnoutVII:

DeathSkull3000: T_T

DeathSkull3000: You're not fair SK3.

DeathSkull3000: I wasn't doing anything wrong.

BurnoutVII: can u give me a link to the rules again?

Me: http://kh13.com/forum/...es85/ See this kid? He decided to challenge me. And now look at him. Perma banned.

BurnoutVII: Sk3?

Me: You can give yourself the rules by looking for them.

BurnoutVII: lol, im not challenging you

Me: I know you aren't. I'm just showing you that just in case you get any ideas.

DeathSkull3000: He's banned a lot more people.

DeathSkull3000: Even for being unactive.

BurnoutVII: Death, i dont care how many he's banned

Me: *Inactive. Damn it DeathSkull.

DeathSkull3000: No!

DeathSkull3000: Please.

BurnoutVII: now where are the rules....

Me: One LAST chance man.

DeathSkull3000: It was a mistyping.

DeathSkull3000: I swear.

Me: Mistype again and you'll be posting on KHVids Forums.

DeathSkull3000: See? That's why you should care.

BurnoutVII: hmph

DeathSkull3000: But those guys are assholes!

BurnoutVII: i better go make a shrine dedicated to SK3

Me: You better stop being a smart ass.

BurnoutVII: then go pray for SK3's guidance that i dont get banned by him

BurnoutVII: me?

Me: Yes, you.

BurnoutVII: or Death?

BurnoutVII:

Me: Why the firetruck are you smiling? There is nothing to smile about.

BurnoutVII: well, i was looking for the rules, and i found a hate thread...

Me: Yes, people hate me. Problem?

BurnoutVII: lol, there's no need to hate you

Me: Orly?

BurnoutVII: dislike, sure but like...full-on HATE you?

DeathSkull3000: Wait what? You ban me for mistyping, but don't ban people for hating you?

DeathSkull3000: What? Why?

Me: Because I like being hated. I don't like people spelling shit wrong.

DeathSkull3000: @.@

BurnoutVII: you're doing what you think is your own opinion of enforcing the rules to this forum...keeping it clean

BurnoutVII: who could blame you for being hated by the people that don't follow these rules?

Me: Finally, you see things through my eyes now.

Me: But

Me: I've got something to tell you

Me: Something that might shock you

BurnoutVII: hmm?

BurnoutVII: you dont care?

Me: No.

venice365: Hating.........i don't like hating

Me: YOU'VE JUST BEEN TROLLED.

DeathSkull3000: BOOM BITCH

DeathSkull3000: LOL

Me: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

DeathSkull3000: OMG that was firetrucking funny.

BurnoutVII: O.o?

Me: I'm not a mod dude lol

DeathSkull3000: We tricked you.

DeathSkull3000: He's not a mod.

BurnoutVII: oh

DeathSkull3000: And I never banned by him.

DeathSkull3000: Oh firetruck, this was a great idea.

DeathSkull3000:

Me:

BurnoutVII: well, if i knew that, this would have been a totally different conversation

venice365: I still wanna shoot something

DeathSkull3000: But it's boring as hell.

 

 

Tessa says: Rhiannonnnnnn are you commiinngggg?

Rhiannon says: wut

Tessa says: Wait, wrong convooo. Sorryyyy.

Daniel says

Dragon Ball Z >>>>>>> Homestuck

 

　

Daniel has left the conversation.

[5:46:21 PM] Dillon Burrito: I wish I was a hawk.

[5:46:30 PM] Dillon Burrito: I would shit on people ALL firetrucking day

this is a chat i had with some random dude on yahoo.com

 

 

 

Randomhas sent you a email

 

Me:dude you don't need to say that >>

 

Randomdude:shut up hoe

 

Me:huh?

 

Random dude has lelf

 

Me:.....WTF WAS THAT~!

 

 

 

The end lol

 

What a random dude.

Adatiel joined the chatroom

dusk joined the chatroom

Me: SOCIAL ACTIVITYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!(6:09pm)

dusk: yaaaeh(6:09pm)

Adatiel: O_0(6:10pm)

Adatiel has left the chatroom

Adatiel joined the chatroom

Me: A green demon betrayed us!(6:11pm)

Me: And a green demon came back!(6:12pm)

Me:

 

(6:12pm)

Me: This is the perfect music for us green demons to conquer kh13!(6:12pm)

Adatiel has left the chatroom

Me: And another green demon betrayed us!(6:12pm)

Me: I need SOCIAL ACTIVITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(6:12pm)

Me: I'm not seeing SOCIAL ACTIVITYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(6:13pm)

Me: *Sends out scouts(6:14pm)

Me: *and evil green demons's magic(6:14pm)

Me: Another green demon betrayed us!(6:14pm)

Me: I shall make you "dusk" my green demon sargent!(6:15pm)

Me: Now go!(6:15pm)

Me: Leave this chatroom and get more green demons!(6:16pm)

Me: I shall wait!

dusk has left the chatroom

Me: f*ck

[10:09:27 PM] Dillon Burrito: Do you really like sam?

[10:09:37 PM] Jackson Taylor: No.

[10:09:45 PM] Dillon Burrito: Are you sure?

[10:09:51 PM] Jackson Taylor: I'm positive.

[10:10:01 PM] Dillon Burrito: For...?

[10:10:06 PM] Jackson Taylor: HIV

[10:10:24 PM] Dillon Burrito: LOL

Jose has logged on.

Jose: heyy babee ( ;

Me: Don't Call Me That Hoee ;DD

Jose: im gay

Me: I know ...

Jose: : who u be dating hoe?

Me: No One im No Slutee Liked Youu (:

Jose: aigggt. You wanna hear a joke?

Me: Suree

Jose: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: Nvm. Thisz is Borinqq Assz Hell.

Jose: just say so he could get ti the other sides

Me: Fines.. so He Could Gett To The Other Side.

Jose: Knock knock

Me: what the? Ugh. Who's there?

Jose: THE CHICKEN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha. THAT'S SO FUNNY!

Me: ....

Jose: FINE HOE!

Jose: DON'T LAUGH BITCH!

Jose: What's your bra size?

Jose: Hoe? You there?

Jose: pinched pendeja!

Jose: ill see you Tuesday hoe

You have logged off.

My friend Jose -___-

-Ventus-: NERRRRRRD im a nerd

Me: oh oh what

Me: you like megaman

Me: and and pokemon

Me: nerd

Me: i only like pokemon and digimon /brickd

-Ventus-: i have firetrucking protoman as my avatar goku in my signature and imma blue B|

Me: omg

Me: you bigger nerd then me

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

 

 

 

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: Hey

 

You: My name is sora

 

You: Have you seen riku?

 

You: ... iguess not...

 

Stranger: whr u frm>?

 

You: Destiny Islands

 

You: It's very tropical over here

 

You: There's an island. Me and my friends usually go there to play

 

Stranger: how old r u ?

 

You: 16

 

You: Riku is 17 and Kairi, My girlfriend, Is 15

 

You: But seriously Have you seen Riku or Kairi? I've been looking for them....

 

Stranger: u r japanese?

 

You: No

 

You: I'm from destiny islands

 

You: Not japan silly

 

Stranger: u r m or f ?

 

You: sora is a guy

 

You: are you a heartless or a nobody?

 

You: maybe unversed or dream eater?!

 

You: I shall kill you with my keyblade!

 

Stranger: i dont undrstand

 

You: Xemnas!

 

You: I will not let you have kingdom hearts!

 

You: Wow you fail alot

awsome: .

awsome: .

awsome: .

IHANZ: woohooo

awsome: all right

awsome: -quagmire

awsome: ......

awsome: bord

birth: boredom took over this chat room

nikolasvanitas: hi

Me: ...

Me: so

 

awsome: hi

 

Rixku: I can see that...........

Sekuiya has joined the chatroom

Stardustblade358 has joined the chatroom

 

birth: hi

Me: The Dice Man flies!

 

awsome: i invited every one lol

 

Sekuiya: random power?

Me:

sota9 has joined the chatroom

 

awsome:

Me: wow there's a lot of people here

 

awsome: O_O

 

awsome: lol

 

nikolasvanitas: so did you like the new trailer?

Me: badenga

 

awsome: yup cas i invited evry one online now

 

Sasuke: RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: yeah of course

 

Rixku: 0_o there are aren't there?

sota9: HEELLLL YEAAH

Me: ramen?

 

awsome: tacos

 

Sekuiya: random rant: gah, damn you SE for blocking my YT vid that had the new trailer with subs >_<

Me: oh god not food

 

awsome: lol

Me: I'm on a diet please don't talk about food

 

birth: tacos

sota9: I just download it

rikunobodyxiii has joined the chatroom

 

Sasuke: HEHYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYH HAV U SEEN DEMYX TIME 15 TRALER YET??!?!?!??!?!?!?!???!!?!?!??!??!?

sota9: I'm going to use it for an amv

 

awsome: *FART*

Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SLngQuC5n8&feature=related

 

 

Sasuke: BNM: POOP; IK\

Sasuke: K,IJHJ \K

Me: this is awesome

 

Rixku: I got Chocolate Cake

Me: NO!

Axel12345678 has joined the chatroom

Me: no food!

 

Sasuke: TORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sasuke: DAMMIT

Me: tori?

 

birth: tacos

Sasuke: \

Me:

 

Axel12345678: What up

Me: hey

 

awsome: so hows eve*fart* doin? O_O

 

Rixku: I also got Icecream

 

awsome: .....

Me: no farts

 

Sasuke: SRRY

 

Sekuiya: just to be sure, no one can see this, can you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MMzOLAyUfI

 

 

awsome: i got the worlds biggist cake

 

awsome: lol

Me: NO CAKE!

 

awsome: lol

 

sota9: Neku is bad ass

 

rikunobodyxiii: Chimichanga

Me: don't who this neku is

Me: but it sounds

Me: dissapointing

Me: WOOT MADE A TFS REFERENCE!

 

birth: he's from the world ends with you

 

Sasuke: RAWR!!!!

Me: don't know what that is

Me:

 

sota9: NEKU IS AWESOME

Me: truck with a push elevator anyone?

 

sota9: Play the game

 

awsome: *not caring**playing psp: kingdom harts* dang it i killed my self

Me: Exodia is better

Vorian_Rob has joined the chatroom

Me: but Weegee rules over all

nikolasvanitas has left the chatroom

Me: don't look directly into his eyes

 

birth: no he dosen't

Rixku: I killed myself against Ansem a minute ago

 

awsome: ok no yu gi oh

Vorian_Rob: MMMMMMMMMMMMM STAT SCREEEEEEN!

Me: or he'll rape your soul

 

awsome: i sumon fores fild lol

sota9: The world ends with you gameplay was made from COM

Me: YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

 

sota9: Somewhat

 

rikunobodyxiii: disabled

awsome: what

awsome: lol

Me:

 

Vorian_Rob: lol

awsome: i play

 

sota9:

awsome: solom

Me: Stardust Dragon is awesome

 

awsome: jujment

 

awsome: lol

Rixku: I play Blue Eyes

Me: Exodia beats them all

 

awsome: no

 

awsome: jk

 

awsome: i play mirror force

 

awsome: lol

Me: What is that Sandvich? Kill them all? *Shows Exodia. GOOD IDEA!

 

awsome: =)

 

awsome: im selling cards

 

awsome: f reall

Me: WOOT CARDGAMESFTW REFERENCE!

Me: really?

 

awsome: gigigdy goo

 

Rixku: I attach Battle Axe

Me: I might be interested...

Me: *puts fingers together like Mr.Burns

 

sota9: I'm sad that most fans of kh don't know of Neku

 

awsome: i play the trap card stardust rod i summon another stardust

 

awsome: dragon

 

awsome: lol

awsome: ...

 

sota9:

: it's not stardust rod

Me: It's Starlight Road

 

awsome: ....

 

sota9: Roxas as Neku

Rixku: I play Monster Reborn and summon another Blue Eyes

 

awsome: rode

 

awsome: what ever

Me: negates a card effect that destroys 2 or more cards on the field and destroys it

 

awsome: i use urgent tunning

Me: then you can Special Summon 1 Stardust Dragon

 

awsome: i know

 

awsome: i have it

 

awsome: in reall life

Me: But I prefer Black Luster Solider - Envoy of the Beggining

 

awsome: yup

Me: Best pull in my life was this summer Gold Series 4 in one pack I got him

 

awsome: i love the card uuuu

 

awsome: wait

 

awsome: it calld

Me: And now he's limited

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Me: it's awesome I always win with him

 

awsome: yup

Me: WEEGEE

Me: there should be a pokemon named Weegee

 

Rixku: I play Shooting Stardust Dragon

Me: Correction

 

awsome: it shooting star

Me: Shooting Star Dragon

 

awsome: ya i play red nova dragon

awsome: it gain

 

awsome: 500

 

awsome: points

awsome: 4

Me: for each tuner I know

 

awsome: each

awsome: tunner

 

awsome: in

sota9: No one here cares about Neku *is crying*

awsome: my

Me: in your graveyard

 

awsome: graveyard

Me: there should be a digimon named Neku

 

awsome: yup i kill shooting star

Me: *Nekumon

Me: iwrhgi54

 

sota9:

awsome: that show is g

 

awsome: a'

awsome: y

 

awsome: lol

Me: you think so?

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Me: I acutally enjoyed the first season as a kid

 

awsome: a littel

Roxas1432: Hi.

 

awsome: hola

sota9: Sup

Me: and the second seasin with Veemon was just freaking awesome

Me: *season

Rixku has left the chatroom

DChiuch has left the chatroom

 

sota9: Yeah it was

Me: yeah everyone's leaving

 

awsome: i know

 

sota9: I'm in a digimon rp

 

sota9: now here

Me: VEEMON!

 

awsome: my red nova dragon step on it

Me: but yeah Myotismon was awesome

Me: no

Me: Exodia Kills Everything

Me: And Weegee Kills Exodia

 

sota9: http://kh13.com/forum/...t__60

 

awsome: the i remove from play wis grand and sky cor to pla mecklors astol mechanical

Me: http://images.wikia.co...e.png

 

awsome: *meklord

 

awsome: lol

Me: meklords are a weak archetype

 

awsome: not this one'

Me: Plant Synchros are much more dangerous

 

awsome: see the movie?

 

awsome: ..

 

awsome: ?

Me:

 

Vorian_Rob: the thing about Meklords is that the Emperors are not specific to the Archetype

 

awsome: go to amozon . com to see card and read it effect

 

Sasuke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB4C4UXcRng

 

 

awsome: it awsome

 

Sasuke: WOOOOOOOOOOOO DEMYX TIME!!!!!

 

awsome: lol

Me: WAIT EVERYONE STOP!

 

awsome: what the fuge

Me: please everyone stop!

 

awsome: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!

Vorian_Rob: jksrkjlt halkwhr ot

Rixku has joined the chatroom

 

awsome: ?

 

Sasuke: STOP YOU GUYS!!!!

Me: stop!

 

awsome: no

 

Rixku: ..................

awsome: it

awsome: free

awsome: a

 

awsome: country

Me: god

 

Sasuke: SHUT UP ALEX

 

Sasuke: WRTEDNM,LUJGB

 

Sasuke: TORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awsome: what the h

Me: okay STOP EVERYONE!

 

Rixku: Everyone just stop it so we can do what we want!!!!1

birth: who's tori?

 

awsome: ???

 

awsome: mre dont know

Me: I was so close

Me: STOP EVERYONE!

 

Sasuke: a friend whos messing me up

 

That was random

Prince of all Idiots says

|D

If you ever wondered what that smiley face looks like

ill draw it

in ms paint

swag

 

Sora King says

Swag

Boss man swag

 

Prince of all Idiots says

there

 

Sora King says

Swag face

Swag swag swag

 

Prince of all Idiots says

Xmen swag

 

Sora King says

TOO MUCH SWAG

 

Prince of all Idiots says

needs more shutter?

 

Sora King says

Hell yeah

Tom says:

 

Idk.

I'm a female.

Wait what?

Oh you SK3.

 

Tom says:

 

Oh I see.

Oh I know what we can talk about.

Your sig.

I don't get it.

Lol

 

SK3 says:

 

I don't get it either lol

It's just a funny .GIF so I decided to use it

 

Tom says:

 

It looks like Pinkie Pie waving a condom wrapper in their mouth.

Just saying.

 

SK3 says:

 

That's actually her tongue

Idk wtf happened to it

 

Tom says:

 

I don't care if it's a tongue or condom wrappers, she looks like she's ready to get it on.

She's probably like COME AT ME BRONY.

 

SK3 says:

 

LOL

My friend and I were on Pesterchum (roleplaying as Karkat and Equius from Homestuck), and this resulted. (I'm SL and my friend is CD)

CD: firetrucking good

CD: EXCUSE ME CAP LOCK

SL: D --> You went out of quirk for a moment there, brave leader

CD: SHUT THE firetruck UP

SL: D --> Do you need some lusus milk?

CD: YOU SAW NOTHING

CD: NO.

CD: I DON'T NEED THAT firetruckING GROSS LIQUID

SL: D --> I have a glass right here

SL: D --> With your name on it

CD: IT'S WORSE THAN GAMZEE'S firetruckING FAYGO

SL: D --> Drink it

SL: D --> Please

SL: D --> Drink it

CD: firetruck.

CD: YOU.

SL: D --> From my bone bulge

CD: .....

CD: YOU AREN'T IN MY firetruckING QUADRENTS

CD: GTFO

SL: D --> But I could be

SL: D --> I could be the very best

CD: firetruck.

CD: YOU.

SL: D --> Like no troll ever was

CD: NOT REALLY THOUGH

SL: D --> To fill them all is my real quest

SL: D --> To fill the buckets is my cause

SL: D --> I will travel across Alternia

SL: D --> Searching far and wide

CD: SEARCHING FAR AND firetruckING WIDE?

SL: D --> Each troll to fill the quadrents

SL: D --> The miraculous relationships inside

SL: D --> Trollemon!

CD: SHUT THE firetruck UP

Tom says

.......

You need to be more witty than that.

 

CHECK OUT MY SWAG says

i didnt feel like it im tired

 

Tom says

Try reverse psychology.

 

CHECK OUT MY SWAG says

at first im like /i should play along/ but then im like /nah, that aint me/

 

Tom says

You should be like, "Oh yeah, let's make out. But before that, 2girls1cup time?"

They'll leave you alone.

KXeroes says: I miss her already </3

 

P50L says: She's the one that cheated on you man

 

KXeroes: But i miss her.....She was really good too...

 

P50L says: What...?

 

KXeroes: I miss it how i went inside her alot.... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cry.png

 

P50L says: ..........

 

KXeroes says: ....</3

 

P50L says: I'm done having this conversation....

 

You have gone invisible. People can't see you now.

 

KXeroes says: BUT I MISS HER!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

He's just been cheated on and won't move on.

KXeroes says: I miss her already </3

 

P50L says: She's the one that cheated on you man

 

KXeroes: But i miss her.....She was really good too...

 

P50L says: What...?

 

KXeroes: I miss it how i went inside her alot.... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cry.png

 

You have gone invisible. People can't see you now.

 

KXeroes says: BUT I MISS HER!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

He's just been cheated on and won't move on.

 

OMG!!!!! I lol'd alot.

DeathSkull3000: Oh yeah.(19:27)

DeathSkull3000: Just two....er.....(19:27)

DeathSkull3000: Buddies?(19:27)

Me: Buddies.(19:27)

DeathSkull3000: Buddies.(19:28)

DeathSkull3000: Just two buddies.(19:28)

DeathSkull3000: Having a good time.(19:28)

DeathSkull3000: Having a good time?(19:28)

Me: Having a good time.