Posted March 25, 20169 yr Much like the meme, this is a game to describe a movie you've seen badly. So the rules are simple and quite obvious. Describe a movie badly. Also, be sure to include the movie name. I'll start: Short man with big feet needs to destroy a ring to prevent a ghost from resurrecting. (The Lord of the Rings)
March 25, 20169 yr Short man with big feet and accent hangs out with old white grandpa Shaq and bulky midgets to find some priceless rock. The Hobbit trilogy (smh, I was to lazy to think off anything else...)
March 26, 20169 yr Author Broke man finds flying carpet and a golden teapot, uses them to get a girl (Aladdin).
March 26, 20169 yr Girl trips out on shrooms, meets caterpillar. Queen says no. (Alice in Wonderland, any version) Edited March 26, 20169 yr by Jack Snow
March 26, 20169 yr Brother dies. Huggable white robot. Building montage. 13 year old whips 30-ish year old man's butt. SPAAAAAAAACE!! Teh end (Big Hero 6)
March 26, 20169 yr Girl gets knocked silly, and squishes old hag. New old hag very pissed. Nonsense happens, but at least she gets some cool shoes. (The Wizard of Oz)
March 26, 20169 yr Author School nerd gets bitten by a spider and gets spider powers, uses them to save the world from a psychopath. (Spider-Man)
March 26, 20169 yr Destructive alien koala comes to earth to destroy to only find that he's cute (Lilo & Stitch) Edited March 26, 20169 yr by ShatteredGem
March 26, 20169 yr Discount Guy Fawkes gets bored one day and blows shit up and wants a made-up position political leader dead with the aid of a pretty woman. (V for Vendetta.)
March 26, 20169 yr Guy finds weird ass naked chick, wants to get with her but sadly can't because apparently he talks to butterflies and shit and isn't as badass as this ripped douchebag that lives in his apparent and eventually the weird ass naked chick gets picked up by a stork. (I really want you guys to guess the movie I'm talking about so I'm just gonna put it in spoilers) Lady in the Water Edited March 26, 20169 yr by Aqua7KH
March 26, 20169 yr Guy finds weird ass naked chick, wants to get with her but sadly can't because apparently he talks to butterflies and shit and isn't as badass as this ripped douchebag that lives in his apparent and eventually the weird ass naked chick gets picked up by a stork.(I really want you guys to guess the movie I'm talking about so I'm just gonna put it in spoilers) Lady in the Water Had M.Night Shyamalan written all over it, Aqua. Bloody Lady in the Bloody Water. Bloody hell.
March 26, 20169 yr Author Man finds alien ring, uses it to defeat an alien (Green Lantern) SHIT BLOWS THE HELL UP! (Transformers) Michael Bay in a nutshell.
March 26, 20169 yr Grown man dressed as a bat fights an egotistical idiot with a cape. He also happens to have steroids. (Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice) Edited March 26, 20169 yr by Rocketboy227
March 26, 20169 yr Overrated "comedic" writer tries to traumatize audience with talking food. (Sausage Party)
March 26, 20169 yr Author Stockholm Syndrome prevents woman from escaping her captor. (Beauty and the Beast)
March 26, 20169 yr Emotions takes over little girl's free will and actions. The little girl is forced to grow up at the age of 11. (Inside Out)
March 26, 20169 yr A rich dude that likes to dress up as a bat has to fight a no-so-rich dude who likes painting his face while he blows up the whole place (The Dark Knight)
March 26, 20169 yr A skeleton has a mid-life crisis, and becomes the new Santa Clause. (Nightmare Before Christmas) Edited March 27, 20169 yr by Takzu20
Much like the meme, this is a game to describe a movie you've seen badly.
So the rules are simple and quite obvious. Describe a movie badly. Also, be sure to include the movie name.
I'll start:
Short man with big feet needs to destroy a ring to prevent a ghost from resurrecting. (The Lord of the Rings)