The Transcendent Key
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If I were to manipulate time for you all and bring you forth Kingdom Hearts III, would you all accept me as your unquestionable ruler? Oh, who am I kidding, I'd force you all into submission, anyways! B)
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So humans, if you had my powers, what would you do with them?
The Transcendent Key replied@Frisk. Those Journals will be mine!
@Sora. You, spiky haired human! We finally meet!
@Xam. Watch your language, son!
Hmm, I think I'm gonna go with Roger to set fire to the sun! B)
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So, Transcendent beat Final Fantasy IX today! I saw him achieve this accomplishment, and he was quite satisfied with how the game wrapped up! Watching him play, I can agree the game was definitely good!
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New chapter is up. Take a look.
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Who here wants to help me find a human by the name of Ristopher Crobin?
The Transcendent Key repliedHoney, you say? Ah, that's your slang for whatever vice you have, eh, Golden bear? Well, I can make all your wishes of honey come true, if you come work for me! B)
DaxtotheMax repliedHmm...let me think about it...think, think, think...well I'm always glad about helping out a friend, especially when it's for a smackeral of honey
The Transcendent Key repliedOh yes, of course! You'll get your smackeral of honey, very very soon! B)
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I have no idea what you have done with Transcendent, but I will make sure he returns, just bet on it
The Transcendent Key repliedBetwixt And Between. Or maybe Memory's Skyscraper! Or maybe nowhere...or everywhere! B)
Solstice repliedI will revue him from your clutches, even if it means I need to look for the home of darkness
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Don't trust your minds, humans! I'm the true president here! Bill Cipher has spoken!!!
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Hey Bill, is Pizza always going to exist?
The Transcendent Key repliedWell, human, to answer that question, yes! I was a pizza slice at one point, cuz I wanted to see what the big deal humans were having over it, and yes, I can verify that Pizza is a food that'll always be around! It's in other universes too!
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So I heard that back in February, a certain mercenary named Deadpool had taken over Transcendent's profile! What was he like, humans?
WakingDawn96 repliedHey Veemon!
Greg, Veemon isn't an easy one to take down, also he is my successor since my name on here used to be Xeveemon, so yeah, not an easy force to take down.
Veemon repliedYeah, but I bet I would have a hard time against you, Bill, considering the way your "existence" works, it'd take a mind-erasing device to even wipe you out of a person's brain, but hey, what do I know?
The Transcendent Key replied@Roger. Oh, wow, so he is strong!
@Veemon. Hehe, well, my fellow creature, I'm glad that you acknowledge my abilities! You seem to be equally impressive!
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Hmm, Pokemon seem to be wondrous creatures! Humans seem to love them very much! I'm going to investigate and see which Pokemon is the right one for me! I want one as a pet!
The Transcendent Key repliedAlright then, fair enough Roger! How about a bro fist, I think that's what humans call it. Would that suffice?
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Hey Bill! I finished the first season of Gravity Falls and i gotta say, i really like your style (well, in the last two episodes, anyway). D-Don't get the wrong idea, though. I-It's not like i like you or anything. Baka. *wraps a blanket around me and continues watching the second season*
The Transcendent Key repliedOh, well, for starters, how about Gravity Falls!? That little place has lasted long enough...time to make those Pines pay!!!
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I've got an idea! Instead of voting for foolish humans, why don't you all vote for me, Bill Cipher, for president!?
Solstice repliedBut bill, that would be a violation of article 2, section 1, clause 5 of the u.s constitution
The Transcendent Key replied@Roger. EXCELLENT!
@Foxy. I AM THE CONSTITUTION! I AM THE UNIVERSE! I AM YOUR FATHER!
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Hey, I posted the new chapter. Take a look.
The Transcendent Key repliedI have taken a look, human, and it's a great chapter! Transcendent's been telling me how much he loves your story! Great job, kid!
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So then, what deal did you make with Transcednet exactly.
The Transcendent Key repliedWell, he asked me to give him Kingdom Hearts III! Ha, the joke's on him, though! That sucker's gonna have to wait like everyone else! Right about now, he's traumatized and rolling on the floor, crying!
The Transcendent Key repliedThat's THE Interdimensional triangle demon, to you! And for future reference, I'm a dream demon, kiddo!
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How would you like to make a cameo appreance in one of my writings?
The Transcendent Key repliedHmm, I see! Well, just put me in with whoever the big bads are! That's where I'll be at!
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Well humans, I don't know about all of you, but I can't seem to grasp the concept of "quotas!" Apparently there is such a thing as liking too many things! Oh well, back to causing chaos!
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So humans, what do you think of me appearing in a Kingdom Hearts game sometime in the future?
WakingDawn96 repliedI do tend to have that kind of effect on living beings. I think that is just part of who I am, being funny but still cool.
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I really hate the Pines family! They only get in my way! What's so wrong with making the world my personal playground!?
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I'm on Episode 70 of Naruto, and I gotta say, I've been liking this anime so far! Probably one of my favorite battles so far has got to be Rock Lee vs. Gaara! That fight was savage! Naruto vs. Neji was also pretty good!
The Transcendent Key repliedIndeed, human! This username's owner is on Episode 75! He seems to be enjoying it a lot!
The Transcendent Key repliedYa know Mr. Barry, I saw this show that Transcendent's watching, and I gotta say, it's pretty amusing...especially all the villains! They seem like my kind of peeps! But geez, did that blonde numbnut have to defeat Gaara? I was rooting for sand boy! Oh well, hopefully next time, Sandy will give blondie a proper beating!
