Loki

I have two nipples

That choreography....

But I do a great Thor impression

Creep back

In my case, I didnt even have to do step one. People started calling me a troll despite my insistence that Im not. This sites definition of a troll is idiotic.

Their ship is sinking. Its too full of games they will never complete.

The character design is really bland. Most of the characters, if you were to shed them of their clothes and shave their heads, you wouldnt be able to tell them apart.

So what does the school do when they find a stuffed goat on the roof? Give it to the theatre department. Classic.

Bring kleenex. Someone will thank you for it.

When has Mario ever lost them money? They will keep releasing that franchise because there is always a demand for it. Whether they try and be inventive with new games will be the subject of gamers, but for the most part it will still sell regardless.

Which ever one will be easier to shoplift... I mean borrow from the store.

There was the time awhile ago in the malls toy store I saw this awesomely huge black dude. So I grabbed the football next to me and reenacted a slow-mo replay of me tackling him, bouncing off his awesome physique, and epically falling to the ground. It was really random but the guy was cracking up so it was cool. And then last weekend the girls ended up dragging me and my friend to a nail salon against our will. I think the women working there couldnt handle all the testosterone we brought into the place.

I dont know. Soras looks like a sideways 't'.

How curious. Somehow a goat ended up on the roof of my school.

Now lets see if he can pull it off in LA

I just now noticed that I am Legendary, because there wasnt any legends about me before I was on this site or anything.

Your birthday wishes killed 3 puppies.

Happy Birthday. Heres a hair brush cake.

Fixed. This forum has more than one god, you know.

I love this idea. Politics isnt chaotic enough now. Lets do this system. Then people will be debating over what questions are on the ballet and which ones end up getting left out. People will be getting their titties in a wrap when they think an answer that goes to their candidate was phrased in a derogatory manner. The voting turnout will drastically drop and that will be a huge issue too. It will quickly be labeled a literacy test of the modern era. After all, not all countries are monolingual and marking a name can be done by anyone who speaks any language. Have questions instead and, even if you offer it in several languages, you cant account for every language spoken in one country. And lets just throw out the trust factor too. Elections should be about what issues you believe, not whether you trust the person to get them done. Hatok for voting reform.

How dare that actor not sacrifice his nose in the name of Harry Potter!

Afraid of the mods? I make my shitstorms when I like regardless of whether the mods are on.

Adding new characters in the last installment who would be significant in the next saga would make for a more fluid transition. Because, you know, our lives dont normally happen in sagas. Events overlap.

Bacon is actually a plant that only grows inside pigs and some breeds of turkeys

Bacon is a vegetable, btw