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MasterRoxas13 posted a status update
My sister keeps making fun of me for being skinny and tall because I hit my hands on the ceiling fan, but lets see who gets the last laugh when we go to the gym

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TheWayToDawn posted a status update
I'm beginning to sound like my dad O.O(not his voice of course
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xoblivionx13 posted a status update
I told my friend she should name her Spore Cornelius Van Haffleschtien. It shall bring a smile to everyone's face.
teh lazy prince Xylek repliedoh woooooooooooooooow its gonna be like dat! hey, somebody you gonna let her dis your nobody like this?
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Ghost posted a status update
snce my hair is so short now, its hard to straighten it BUT i found a way...
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
So my 10 year old little sister wants to put a song on her MP3 player that says "Mother F***er" on it, and I yelled at her and she is all pissed off at me now saying "You're vocaloid songs say worse things" I am over here just like: "REALLY NOW. WHAT CURSE WORDS DO VOCALOID SONGS SAY?"
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MyDixieRect posted a status update
Scumbag Penis Final Round: "I see you're sitting down on the toilet bro. Let's rapidly switch between flaccid and erect so it feels like i"m rubbing the porcelain" I'm done. It's time to cut this thing off.
MyDixieRect repliedMy penis betrays me everyday one way or another and I'm just sick of it
Haven't you ever had your penis involuntarily touch the inside of a toilet bowl?MyDixieRect repliedThank you Skarmony, I can always coutn on you to be here and let me know I'm not alone. :')
AuraAce repliedIt's no problem. As males.
MyDixieRect repliedIt's a tough existence being male.

Well I have always wanted to be one of the mean girls. But even if I do you and Draco will have boobies and I still won't! Senpai will never notice me.
MyDixieRect repliedBut my mother told me I'm beautiful no matter what those jealous girls say!
TheWayToDawn repliedJust before I get off KH13, I see this

This whole conversation is so weird, but somehow funny lol
MyDixieRect repliedWell as much as I hate this thing, being able to stand up while peeing and the boost in testosterone makes it worth it in the end, so I'll stick with manhood for now.
MyDixieRect repliedHey now come on dev this isn't high school!
What's the matter Ghost?
What has Shana done to you Zachy?! She always called me Weiner.
Stay away from that witch!Dracozombie repliedOne of the few examples for why I should be grateful for having a vajayjay.
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Sora posted a status update
Ha ha haaaa my senior year schedule is a cake walk
Lady Aleister repliedLuckkyyy. There as a senior in my Engineering Class last year, and he only came to that class. That was all he had to do.
xoblivionx13 repliedWAT. You lucky duck, every other day I have class at 8:00 a.m. and 9:00 a.m.
xoblivionx13 replied@Sora. DARN YOU >A>
Some people get to leave earlier in the day their senior year. It's like a special treat only for seniors. I never did it because I didn't have my lisence or a car. But I think you can leave close to 2 hours earlier than everyone else. You have to apply for a parking spot though.
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TheWayToDawn posted a status update
Why am I watching an Outlast LP as I'm eating a tuna sandwhich? lol
TheWayToDawn repliedLOL I haven't played it, but I'd like to. Even though I'd probably get so scared to the point where I cry. But I think I'll be fine!
TheWayToDawn repliedLOL
The LP's give me a good scare enough as is. But imagine me playing it
Gamerazor247 repliedI've seen my grandmother and great grandmother naked. Nothing scares me anymore e.o
Gamerazor247 repliedOh Ron Burgundy...
Anywho, no seriously, I don't even flitch when I see something, just stand there :1
TheWayToDawn repliedOh gosh... I'm sorry you had to see that @Game
Well... I wonder how I'm going to handle Outlast lol @Scott
Gamerazor247 repliedTo be honest, was not really that disgusted...
But Outlast is scary, mostly the DLC Whistleblower
Gamerazor247 repliedThat reminds me I haven't seen the Walkthrough whistleblower yet... Ima wait a few hours...
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AntonioKHT posted a status update
It took quite some time, but I finally read all notifications from post a picture of yourself... 140 is way too much! But it was worth it
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
Going to the school tomorrow to help my dad make his room look awesome. I love schooolll
WakingDawn96 repliedHow can anybody like school? School is a prison surrounded by people who don't understand you
Lady Aleister repliedYes, I have to take Agriculture if I want to take Wildlife Management so I can touch animals.
I like school ONLY because my dad is there.
Lady Aleister repliedOur town relies a lot on farming, and like...a lot of people take that class. I am just taking it because I have to.
WakingDawn96 repliedAnd I'm taking college, hopefully it's better than the schools I had in the past
Lady Aleister repliedWe only have four classes for the first semester, then four more in the second.
Overall I am taking...
Agriculture, Wildlife Management, Engineering Concepts, Engineering Applications, Analytic Geometry, Biology, Honors World History, and English.
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Ghost posted a status update
=_= my mom loves to aggravate. I tried to be peaceful but she is honestly just crazy or PMSing. Screamed at me for locking my door - OH IM SORRY, EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING MY DOOR LOCKED. Then calls me moody when she's the one being a freakin' nut. Welp I tried, but now you just ruined my day (Y) I can't wait to move out jesus christ.
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Hero of Winds posted a status update
I always see people shitting on Capcom, but the day they announce a remake of a remake for Resident Evil, those people love Capcom? What the hell is wrong with them...
WakingDawn96 repliedThey need to make a new Mega Man, but sadly they won't. I hope Nintendo buys them so that why Mega Man can come back
WakingDawn96 repliedWell there is that hope. But Mega Man will always be the one and only even if No. 9 is trying to be like Mega Man. I'm still going to play Mighty Number 9 though, and I still think that if anyone should buy Capcom, it should be Nintendo.
Hero of Winds repliedMighty No. 9 is essentially Mega Man. The guy behind it created Mega Man, and has no doubts they could potentially crossover in the future.
Hero of Winds repliedI honestly believe Sakurai could do something wonderful with Mega Man if he can get his hands on it. The easiest route being Nintendo buys Capcom and hands Mega Man to Sakurai.
WakingDawn96 repliedI know, Sakurai would be great for Mega Man. Sakurai has always done a great job with the games he worked on and that would be great for him to help Mega Man more than just having him in Smash.
And Mighty No. 9 will never be the true Mega Man, as each of them are their own.
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Imoore4 posted a status update
I feel like I need to finish up my newspaper opinion's today, but at the same time I want to wait longer...
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Brightag123 posted a status update
So theres finally going to be an Adventure Time episode about the Mushroom War….yesssssssssssssss