Basically yeah, take classic and cliche lines and turn them into insults. I'll start.


God should've spent a little more time on you

Did it hurt when you fell? Because your face is messed up.

8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people and I just had to end up with this despicable bitch

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven...

...just like the fallen angel Lucifer who betrayed God, waged a disastrous war on the heavenly bodies, and brought evil to the world?

Im lucky i found you... Compared to you I look like a model.

If I had a dime for every time someone called you beautiful

I'd be a poor man

Roses are red

Violets are great

Emoji movie comes out july 28th

 

 

 

Okay okay that wasn't classic^^


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd erase the letters U and I.

(I suck at this... )

Edited June 19, 20178 yr by DoDo4869

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven...

 

...just like the fallen angel Lucifer who betrayed God, waged a disastrous war on the heavenly bodies, and brought evil to the world?

oh man beat me to it

Are you a lightswitch? Because you turn me off.

Did you fall from Heaven? Because you should be dead.

If you and I were the last man and woman on Earth, we'd all be screwed. 

Is it getting hot in here or did you just let out gas?

Are your legs from McDonald's? Because they're full of fat.

Are your legs from McDonald's? Because they're full of fat.

"Are you from McDonald's? Because I'm not loving it."

"Are you from Burger King? Because I'm not loving it."

fixed

how dare u disrespect the might of McDonald's

Are you the Queen of Hearts?

Cause you're kinda scary up close

Girl can I get yo digits? Because I think you're a criminal and need to do a finger scan.