I love puns. So I guess this is sort of a game. Just post puns (don't have to be KH related) I'll start.

 

I was gonna tell you a bad Kingdom Hearts pun... then I realized that would be HEARTLESS of me

I feel stupid because I don't get it

 

Bidoof = The roof

 

A Neutron walks into a bar and asks: "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies: "For you, no charge.

I love KH, but some people don’t. I just hate it when other people think my favorite fandoms are fan-dumb *drum crash*

Can i offer you dis pear?

Da pears won’t grow until the Clouds move and let the sun out (sooo bad i know ;-

Cloud: *waiting* aren’t we gonna fight?

Sephiroth: wait, I’m taking a selfie-roth

Edited November 22, 20159 yr by Nina Gaitan

Can February March? No, but April May.

Whoa, I did Nazi that coming

Too soon

Two fish are swimming when they both bump into a wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam(n)!"

i did a ton of work today, a skele-ton  :wink:

Barbara would be proud if she saw this thread.

 

This is the one I use often:

 

Edited November 24, 20159 yr by OmegaForte

 

I just love music puns.

Edited December 5, 20159 yr by SarcasmAbounds

I just hope we get to No-mur-about Kingdom Hearts 3 soon.

Stop being such an igneous and enjoy geology puns. They rock.

Edited December 11, 20159 yr by ShatteredGem

A customer complains that his food is cold and the waiter says wow it's chili.

EAT DA PUNCAKE!!!!

All the puns here are pretty Terrable

 

HUE

Well, i wish that i could VENt about how TERRAble these puns are . 

Drink the Aqua!

The moogle who smuggled illegal kupo nuts is known as...

 

*drum roll*

The Smoogler!!!

 

(okay that was really bad bwahahaha...do I get points for trying?)

Who wants to go out with a Yang! eh! eh!

They asked me to duel.

When I won I said "Yuri-ka!"

Someone asked me: "Where did yugo to?"

"Fusion", was my answer.

A man walked into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

 

He shouts, "A beer, please! And one for the road!"