Posted May 9, 201213 yr OMS OMS OMS!! My boyfriend Jesus just proposed!!! And his mom gave her blessing. I thought she would be all pissed of her son is marrying a dude since she is one of those mexican super religious women, but she's okay with it. Satan thank you!!
May 9, 201213 yr OMS OMS OMS!! My boyfriend Jesus just proposed!!! And his mom gave her blessing. I thought she would be all pissed of her son is marrying a dude since she is one of those mexican super religious women, but she's okay with it. Satan thank you!! Congratulations!!!!!!
May 9, 201213 yr Popular Post OMS OMS OMS!! My boyfriend Jesus just proposed!!! And his mom gave her blessing. I thought she would be all pissed of her son is marrying a dude since she is one of those mexican super religious women, but she's okay with it. Satan thank you!! Can't tell if trolling or...
May 9, 201213 yr Can't tell if trolling or... I am afraid I cannot tell if this is a troll or not. Same.
May 9, 201213 yr So your Jesus fiance. Im sorry to tell you that I was knocked up by Jesus and am now pregnant with his child.
May 9, 201213 yr So you've just appeared and apparently you're a satanist, gay and getting married and we're supposed to be...what...why are you telling us this? Nobody knows you! You're on a site for Kingdom Hearts fan and the first thing you say is that you're getting married and I mean, if this is real great for you but I have one question. Are you friends with Kony?
May 9, 201213 yr The only way to make this day even more better is... Ice-cream. Wrong, the only way to make this day even more better is SEA SALT ice cream :], by the way, congrads on getting engaged, not a lot of people we hear that are homosexual that get proposed like that, much less with acceptance from one of the couple's parents. Edited May 9, 201213 yr by Iamkingdomhearts1000
May 9, 201213 yr Author So your Jesus fiance. Im sorry to tell you that I was knocked up by Jesus and am now pregnant with his child. You bastard, you had sex with my fiance? lol So you've just appeared and apparently you're a satanist, gay and getting married and we're supposed to be...what...why are you telling us this? Nobody knows you! You're on a site for Kingdom Hearts fan and the first thing you say is that you're getting married and I mean, if this is real great for you but I have one question. Are you friends with Kony? It was the first thing i said because stuff happens.And yes, i'm a satanist because satan was "banished" because he gave humans knowledge, and i'm gay, because... well because i'm gay, and yes, i'm geting married, and yes i do see the irony in my fiance's name being jesus, actually, when we started going out, my best friend peed herself from laughing so hard at the irony and no, i don't know kony
May 9, 201213 yr You bastard, you had sex with my fiance? lol It was the first thing i said because stuff happens. And yes, i'm a satanist because satan was "banished" because he gave humans knowledge, and i'm gay, because... well because i'm gay, and yes, i'm geting married, and yes i do see the irony in my fiance's name being jesus, actually, when we started going out, my best friend peed herself from laughing so hard at the irony and no, i don't know kony Wow, okay. I believe you. Congrads to you and your boyfriend. And just so we don't get on the wrong foot, hi. I may seem like a bit of a prick but I'm not that bad a guy. I'm an atheist but if I believed in anything it would probably be satanism and I'm Bi. Just wanted to let you know, so you didn't think I was being a huge prick and discriminating against you and whatever else.
May 9, 201213 yr Wow. I'm not sure what to think of satanists myself because I don't really have an opinion on them but you seem like an okay guy so I guess I'll respect and tolerate the idea that you are one. But congrats anyway.
May 9, 201213 yr Author Wow, okay. I believe you. Congrads to you and your boyfriend. And just so we don't get on the wrong foot, hi. I may seem like a bit of a prick but I'm not that bad a guy. I'm an atheist but if I believed in anything it would probably be satanism and I'm Bi. Just wanted to let you know, so you didn't think I was being a huge prick and discriminating against you and whatever else. don't worry, you don't look like a prick.I know i'm a statistic improbability I mean: i'm a gay satanist that's with a guy named jesus, listens to heavy metal and lives in a place with such a scary name. I mean death valey, i'd be pissing my pants if i didn't live here anyway, thank you all for your messages
May 9, 201213 yr I mean death valey, i'd be pissing my pants if i didn't live here I used to live there, too lol. Its always nice to see someone react to "Death Valley." They try to crucify you after they hear you say it lol.Anyway, congratulations, man. Hope things go well for you two. BTW I bet Koko has a boner for this thread lol.
May 9, 201213 yr Author I used to live there, too lol. Its always nice to see someone react to "Death Valley." They try to crucify you after they hear you say it lol. Anyway, congratulations, man. Hope things go well for you two. BTW I bet Koko has a boner for this thread lol. why would koko have a boner for this tread?
OMS OMS OMS!!
My boyfriend Jesus just proposed!!!
And his mom gave her blessing. I thought she would be all pissed of her son is marrying a dude since she is one of those mexican super religious women, but she's okay with it.
Satan thank you!!