So there have been a lot of newer members showing up lately, and I've noticed that some are having trouble picking up on some 'inside jokes' around here. So that they won't feel too left out in the future, I've composed some of the running jokes of KH13 for the new guys.

- Chronic Tumor is the original KH13 troll
- Amon is the current KH13 troll
- Jessica is the apprentice KH13 troll
- Roxas69 loves Australia
- Everyone knows Roxas69 loves Australia
- And Roxas69 also loves to keep reminding us he loves Australia
- We do not love this
- Roxas69 thinks he's also a mod
- We all know this is false
- But we also know Aaron is the only male in Daniel's KH13 staff harem
- Therefore DC and Aaron are a couple
- No one has talked about that for a long time
- I hate myself for bringing that back to life
- 6 out of the 8 mods are female
- 7 out of the 8 mods are regularily active
- Jessica is trying to be a mod
- He's getting there
- My name is not capitalized
- Despite this, people always capitalize my name
- This annoys me more than it should
- Chances are that the more active members are 'owned' by a mod
- This really doesn't mean a lot
- 90% of the posts end with the phrase '/shot'
- 99% of threads have a strong start
- 99% of those threads are killed by people who don't get the joke
- A war against me will start within one page of posts because people will think I'm talking about them
- Kaiso's boobs
- Nuff said
- Cella is a man
- Cella and Kaiso are in a serious relationship
- Cella's Pants
- Nuff said
- Mods can edit any post they want
- They tend to abuse that power
- Get used to it
- But it's fuuuuun
- God dammit
- DChiuch is a fan of Smosh
- Type the word 'f**k'
- See?
- Nathan is a douchebag
- I miss the days when that worked
- Put (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ in your status
- People will follow your example
- Seriously, try it
- Jessica's gender changes a lot
- I luckily got it right this time
- Tomorrow I'll be wrong
- Ivan and Stan are unhappily married
- Can you feel the love eminating from all of our members?
- If so, something's seriously wrong with you
- The Random section isn't serious
- Ever
- If you take a thread in Random seriously, leave the Random section
- 90% of the site is made of bronies
- 9% of the site is anti-brony
- I like unicorns
- So ha
- All good Random threads die within a day
- All bad Random threads thrive for a long time
- Wait...
- Various members have made / had fanclubs dedicated to various users
- This is very similar to the "DC and Aaron are a couple" running joke
- Similar in the way that no one should ever bring them up again
- Tom is not a cool member
- He probably will never be
- He thinks this won't be on the running jokes
- He's wrong
- Roxas69 is in love with DC
- This isn't really a 'joke'
- I legitimately think he's in love with him
- Roxas69 will deny it, but it's firetrucking true
- SEE?!
- When I post on a thread, it dies quickly after
- This makes me feel like I'm killing the threads
- Then I cry myself to sleep
- Robutt is not a guy
- Wait, he's not?
- That just blew my mind
- SoraKing3 hates SK3
- SK3 hates SoraKing3
- SK3 hates SK3
- SoraKing3 hates SoraKing3
- Do the math
- Roxas69 is a koala
- Get it? It's because he loves Australia
- Now laugh
- Aaron's never around
- Go ahead and ask him if this is true
- Oh wait, you can't, because he's never around
- Stan is not a man
- Stan is not a woman
- F**k it, I dunno
- Every time Apprentice posts a status, it gets 20+ comments
- She doesn't want you to hate her for it
- Just don't talk to her about it. The conversation will never end
- Eterna owes everyone on the site wet t-shirt pics
- This obviously doesn't interest me
- He does have some damn fine abs, though...
- DChiuch is a God
- Nobody worships him
- Therefore, DChiuch is not a God
- Except he is
- bAYLAUST FOR MOD 2012
- Stan is perfect
- The joke is that it isn't a joke
- Stan is literally perfect
- Ertyx's name is Trey
- Despite this people still call him Tery
- This annoys him as much as Baylaust annoys me
- There is a horny firetrucker called Shana09
- She'll probably deny it
- Once she gets out of the boys' locker room, that is
- Kaiso has a fascination with butts
- shh Apprenty don't remove that
- But no seriously
- Mention it and she will always come
- waterudoin kaiso

- Please refer back to how mods abuse their ability to edit any post they want to understand the above exchange

So that covers some of the inside jokes / running jokes on this site on the top of my head, and I'm sure that I'm missing many more. To the veterans of the site, feel free to post more inside jokes to keep the new guys up to date. I hope you all enjoyed this post.

Edited July 24, 201312 yr by baylaust

-DeathSkull3000 is not a cool member

-He probably will never be.

-This won't be on the Running Jokes.

-Oh well.

-Kh 13 is pimped by Daniel Chiuchiarelli 

Edited January 17, 201312 yr by K3YBL4D3 KHIGHT

-Why are the moderators editing owr posts but not FredFredbug4's post

-Mod dont want to admit defeat for the Brony war

-Mods indenial

 

Dude, get out of your fantasy and realize that it was a joke. I'm starting to believe you're lying and you actually like MLP, since every post you make talks about it.

 

Speaking of which:

 

-K3YBL4D3 KHIGHT likes MLP

-He's in denial

-We're not judging him.

-Why are the moderators editing owr posts but not FredFredbug4's post

 

- Mods can edit any post they want

- They tend to abuse that power

- Get used to it

 

hm...

With every serious topic, there's always a flame war

Members of this forum love to call eachother a "sexy beast"

Mods can read our minds

I'm surprised there's so many running jokes.

Mods can read our minds

 

No, but they can read your conversations!

I'm surprised there's so many running jokes.

 

Your Face is a running joke!

 

had to be said.

 

Your Face is a running joke!

 

had to be said.

 

-teh noobs will have difficulty catching on the running jokes

-teh noobs will have difficulty catching on the running jokes

 

yeh,i know, but ah well.

Weegee will Soul Stare you.

The women part? SO TRUE. All of the female mods I asked about it a year ago did not appear to be shocked about my conclusion. Or deny it that much. GO DC GO!

This isn't really a joke, but more like a fact/opinion:

 

-Some members become a bit more tolerable when they've been around for a year.

• I think it's because when they're around for a year they can understand when the older members who have been around longer than them are joking and not being serious. They can also tell when to join in a joke and when to leave it alone.

• ​Then again this doesn't apply to everyone.

​

So in about 8 months, the billions of people that I know probably hate me will think I'm awesome?! To the time machine!!!

Some people on this site like to be 'bitches' and spoil things for people.

This isn't really a joke, but more like a fact/opinion:

 

-Some members become a bit more tolerable when they've been around for a year.

• I think it's because when they're around for a year they can understand when the older members who have been around longer than them are joking and not being serious. They can also tell when to join in a joke and when to leave it alone.

• ​Then again this doesn't apply to everyone.

​

 

 

Sometimes ppl me cant call it perfectly

SLH is no longer Weegee.

-for every new member that's tolerable, there are at least 8 more that you can't stand

-Plus50living not just only updates his status on fridays that relate to rebecca black, He also posts Boxxy pictures on meaningless threads.

 

EXAMPLE:

-stop trying to be a running joke it makes you look like a noob

Running jokes are things that most members (or at least, veteran members), know of and reference to each other. Trying to avoid sounding like an ass, but members who've been on the site for 1-2 months or have < 200 posts, probably shouldn't be thinking of running jokes.

The reason why some of the jokes that are up there are well... up on the list is because they just happen on the forum. Even if you make a post here doesn't make it legit unless a number of people understand the joke and can recognize it as a regular joke spread around on the forums. The ones that are up there are general jokes you can seriously find anywhere and that have been here for a long while.

 

idk that's how I feel about it. :U

I would agree, but my opinion doesn't matter anyway.

Some members take awhile to catch onto the fact I'm an Aussie!

 

I'm not 'in love with DC'.

I simply respect him.

 

 

KH13 Veterans know what's going on and what's happened in the past.

Most non veterans take a while to pick up on things.

Unfortunately everything said about Sora96 is probably true. Or at least I can see it being true. I really don't want to. :sadface