It's what it sounds like. Just funny and stupid stuff, though, don't say anything offensive. Now...go.

Threatens to light you on fire !!!

I will show you a Shedinja's Back!

 

Edited April 14, 201312 yr by VisitJoan

I will take your mother out to a fancy seafood dinner, and NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!

Threatens that you will never see CoCo ever again!!!

I love crash bandicoot...

Threatens to steal Kairi away and lock her up forevermore!

*threatens you with multiaction rapier*

I shall steal the front door to your house! I'd love to see how you get in there when there's no entrance! MWAHAHA!!

Edited April 14, 201312 yr by Winner's Proof

...I'll-I'll say something naughty!

I will eat your face.

I'll end your race /shot

Oh ima slice the firetruck outa you SLH!

ill wrek u if u mess with mah sonny slh m8

*ahem* I'll illegally infect all your bodies with sarin, dissect them, hang up a limb or two on my wall, throw you into a meat grinder, open up a market and sell all of your bodies while falsely labeled as porkchop.

...Screw it. Sodom has to find me first.

 

I threaten to...

 

Lock you in a room with the best surround sound in the universe and destroy your very brain using the deadly soundwaves. The song will be "Friday" By Rebecca Black.

I will steal you're Cresent Rose!

Imma gon du de sam ting as jim, threaten everyon wit properz gramar

I shall rip out your spine.

And I think I might just tickle you for threatening of performing any such thing.

I'll cut your tongue into two pieces WHILE it's in your mouth.

I'll turn you inside out and suck your soul out.

BANHAMMER

I'll eat your brain

I'll place you in a torture deviception: your arms across a stretcher, your legs and torso ready to be gone in a meat grinder, and your head prepared to be lost in a guillotine.

I'll just leave this guy here, in that case.

 

 

I hope you have eyedrops.

I have absolutely no idea what that is.Anyway, I'll keep you locked inside a house with no escape-- chased by the Ao Oni.