Nomura: I WANT TO MAKE A GAME ABOUT THE ORGANIZATION!
Staff Member 1: But Nomura. The organization is full of older characters. Most of our audiance are teens now. That wouldn't be very relatable for them.
Nomura: Dammit...You're right! Ok, I've got it. What do teens these days relate to most?
Staff Member 2: Interesting characters that aren't just clones of other characters?
Nomura: No, firetruck you steve you're fired. Teens just loooove angst.
Staff Member 1: Brilliant Nomura! You are the best! But...What will we do about that?
Nomura: Remember Roxas? The guy who was kinda cool and interesting?
Staff Member 3: Oh yeah. I like Roxas.
Nomura: Of course you do. Well firetruck everything that made him interesting and throw it out the window. We are going to make him a whiny little bitch.
Staff Member 1: THAT'S AMAZING NOMURA! LET ME LOVE YOU!
Staff Member 3: But what about the female audiance?
Nomura: Good point....hmmmm..
Staff Member 2 (Steve): How about a strong, independent woman?
Nomura: Steve....What the firetruck did I tell you? Go home. Don't listen to Steve. We are going to make a Kairi clone. But, we will make her angsty and stupid.
Staff member 3: But it's Organization 13. Everybody knows there wasn't a 14th member.
Nomura: You know how all the crybabies say, "I wish I was never born!". Well, we will just make it so everyone forgets her. Allll the teens will relate to that.
Staff member 1: OH NOMURA! I JUST LOVE ALL OF YOUR IDEAS! YOU ARE THE BEEEEST! PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS NOW PLEASE!
Staff member 2 (Steve): But what about the older audiance that finds that shit annoying?
Nomura: Steve...Shut the firetruck up. I'm getting there. To cure that problem, we simply throw in Axel.
Staff member 3: Genius... But what about the people who want this new female to come back someday?
Nomura: I dunno...I'll make something up later...
Staff member 2(Steve): ...I...firetruck it. I quit.
Nomura: YOU CAN'T QUIT STEVE! I firetruckING FIRED YOU ALREADY!
Nomura: I WANT TO MAKE A GAME ABOUT THE ORGANIZATION!
Staff Member 1: But Nomura. The organization is full of older characters. Most of our audiance are teens now. That wouldn't be very relatable for them.
Nomura: Dammit...You're right! Ok, I've got it. What do teens these days relate to most?
Staff Member 2: Interesting characters that aren't just clones of other characters?
Nomura: No, firetruck you steve you're fired. Teens just loooove angst.
Staff Member 1: Brilliant Nomura! You are the best! But...What will we do about that?
Nomura: Remember Roxas? The guy who was kinda cool and interesting?
Staff Member 3: Oh yeah. I like Roxas.
Nomura: Of course you do. Well firetruck everything that made him interesting and throw it out the window. We are going to make him a whiny little bitch.
Staff Member 1: THAT'S AMAZING NOMURA! LET ME LOVE YOU!
Staff Member 3: But what about the female audiance?
Nomura: Good point....hmmmm..
Staff Member 2 (Steve): How about a strong, independent woman?
Nomura: Steve....What the firetruck did I tell you? Go home. Don't listen to Steve. We are going to make a Kairi clone. But, we will make her angsty and stupid.
Staff member 3: But it's Organization 13. Everybody knows there wasn't a 14th member.
Nomura: You know how all the crybabies say, "I wish I was never born!". Well, we will just make it so everyone forgets her. Allll the teens will relate to that.
Staff member 1: OH NOMURA! I JUST LOVE ALL OF YOUR IDEAS! YOU ARE THE BEEEEST! PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS NOW PLEASE!
Staff member 2 (Steve): But what about the older audiance that finds that shit annoying?
Nomura: Steve...Shut the firetruck up. I'm getting there. To cure that problem, we simply throw in Axel.
Staff member 3: Genius... But what about the people who want this new female to come back someday?
Nomura: I dunno...I'll make something up later...
Staff member 2(Steve): ...I...firetruck it. I quit.
Nomura: YOU CAN'T QUIT STEVE! I firetruckING FIRED YOU ALREADY!
Then 358/2 Days was made and it sucked...
Edited by Squirting Demyx