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The crappy thing about Australia in summer

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As soon as it's warm again, BAM:

 

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I get at least three of the freaks over my door. One time a derpy one decided to go on my curtain. In the middle of the night.

 

As I type this, there is one on my ceiling. literally

 

They're very fast, too, You don't want to try touching them because they have a habit of going to your head for safety

 

I'm not afraid of any other spiders, tarantulas look cute to me and I've held some spiders before,  just these ones, why? because they look like crabs. And I hate crabs .-. I know I'm werid

 

 

 

If I want to ride my bike or go anywhere near something metal that has been outside with places spiders could hide in, then I have to be on the look out for these spiders:

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They're basically black widows with a fetish for killing snakes, birds and lizards and hiding in hot metal things and dark corners. Usually with metal. They really like metal things O_o

 

I remember there was an entire colony making webs in my bike wheels after it had been stored in the garage. Fun times

 

Not just that, but THIS

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This mofo bit my cat in the backyard. She survived but he may still be out there somewhere...waiting...watching...

 

 

Now, if it was just these guys, I'd probably find a way to be chill about it, because I like spiders and snakes, but the absolute worst is going into the kitchen, preparing food then having to chuck it because of these douches getting in to everything

 

 

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Special mention to the ones that give me little sores, the bull ants

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Funnily enough, it's the ants I dislike the most, because they're the hardest to avoid, probably.

 

And ticks

 

And jellyfish should I go to the beach

 

And Mosquitoes

 

So pretty much, summer here sucks because everything is trying to make your life hard. 

Edited by KittensOnFire

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man Australia is like natures version of hell (one that's liveable) 

 

btw what are the ants eating?

Edited by President Yoshi

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I think it is time for you to move. 

Yes indeedy

 

Me, Sora96 and Dchuich live in a place where you can't not see a spider everyday

 

Trust me I kept a tally it's literally everyday xD

man Australia is like natures version of hell (one that's liveable) 

 

btw what are the ants eating?

Food on a kitchen bench. Yep

 

If there is literally one blob of honey or something sticky or even a chip or piece of cat food there will be freaking swarm in the morning

 

So much cereal I have attempted to go for only to open it to see billions of ants D:

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Australia is pretty much a monument to man's arrogance against God.

OMFG I AM NEVER GOING TO AUSTRALIA
like holy shit if I lived there I'd probably be like
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My father lived there for 4 years.

This was one of the things that made him move back to the US. Not because they were pesky or annoying, it's because he almost died from a Brown Snake bite. Luckily, he's all fine and well now!

 

BTW, watch out for that Stonefish! It's merely the most poisonous fish in all of the seven seas!

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kitten why so much spider-posts? :O ride a kangaroo and get out of there! xP

surely this is one thing i don't like about australia xD

PS: i didn't writed in the other post but maybe paras is the only spider can be considerated cute LOL

I'll take you with me to Japan away from that hell when I go there, then. Ok?

How the hell are you so calm!?

I would be screaming non stop.

Jesus Christ what did Australia do to piss god off to send that!?

This is why I'm glad I don't live in Australia. Dear god, that black widow will keep me up at night xP

Hell, I would much rather live in a hermetically sealed bubble if I ever decide to visit that nature hellhole [no offense] o.O 

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How the hell are you so calm!?

I would be screaming non stop.

Jesus Christ what did Australia do to piss god off to send that!?

Probably because I was born here, lol. You get used to it as terrifying as it still may be and enjoy the nice things about Australia. It's not all bad. Just generally

 

Sure, Sydney, Melbourne, Canberra and Brisbane are the only cities with actual stuff in them...but there's some pretty cool places, like this

 

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But then again..... that's the only thing really going for Australia isn't it xD  I mean, we don't even have a DisneyLand! No didneyland! Only rip-off themeparks about water D:

 

And everything costs more....but then again that means people get paid more so minimum wage is awesome. Teens like me can raise a small fortune so idk that's a plus I guess

 

But hey, there's always the yummy lollies nom nom nom 

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Other countries might have better ones, but tim tams are the most diabetes thing ever only beat by maybe those twinkie things

This is why I'm glad I don't live in Australia. Dear god, that black widow will keep me up at night xP

Hell, I would much rather live in a hermetically sealed bubble if I ever decide to visit that nature hellhole [no offense] o.O 

Not black widow, RedBack

 

They're similar but are actually different species

 

#I'm a nerd about spiders ok no judge

 

Nature hellhole xD (Dude I'm not offended I wanna leave xD)

 

That is the most perfect description. Ever. Only brazil and africa fit it just as well

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WHYYY did I open this O_O spiders...

ok but that's my reason for not going to Australia. : D

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I haven't seen one kangaroo. 

Where is Australia are you?! I deal with this very little where I am.

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I'M READY

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Where is Australia are you?! I deal with this very little where I am.

In a crappy house in canberra

The sad part is that the rest of the world doesn't know how true this is for us Australians... :

 

Honestly our everyday life is like Man vs Wild here...

 

@Kittens At least you live in Canberra... Here in Sydney we have to face this monstrosity:

 

 

Posted Image Dang Sydney Funnel Web.

 

 

But just remember this:

 

We will ALWAYS have Tim Tams!

 

And Vegemite...

 

Peace!

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I'M READY

 

DUAL WIELDING STEVE! :O

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