Posted March 11, 20169 yr Ultimate Challenge: Explain the whole saga as much as possible and long as possible. I really wanna hear people own way of telling. Please help
March 11, 20169 yr Oh god, you would have me here writing a whole novel! I don't have time for that, I've got assignments to do! Maybe some other time! XD"
March 11, 20169 yr Kingdom Hearts 1 - boy like girl, girl go away, boy save girl, boy get stranded, end.
March 11, 20169 yr Popular Post Jokes on you. Saga's not over yet so we can't explain it yet. *sticks tongue out*
March 11, 20169 yr Kingdom Hearts CoM - boy forgets memory, boy does not care, boy goes off to sleep.
March 11, 20169 yr Anime kids says firetruck it to the island where they lived, lot of shit happens in between, somehow now they're in the middle of a war.
March 11, 20169 yr I have one word for this. No. Do you want me to waste my life away typing for weeks?
March 12, 20169 yr "RIIIIIIKUUUUUU!!!!" There, I just saved you having to play seven games. Edited March 12, 20169 yr by Kaweebo
March 12, 20169 yr Once upon a time, Disney and Final Fantasy got really drunk and decided to experiment...
March 12, 20169 yr There was a post about this in the random section once. Here's what it said: So, I found this and thought it was funny. Enjoy. All credits go to someone on Tumblr named skypillar KINGDOM HEARTS 1 Nomura: thank you so much for meeting me, I know how valuable your time is Disney lawyers: the pleasure’s all ours, sir. you said you had a business proposal about how to profitably combine some of our intellectual properties with your Final Fantasy series? Nomura: yes [pulls out laptop] ok so I wrote this crossover fic CHAIN OF MEMORIES Nomura: okay team that first game was pretty good but we’re gonna have to step it up. how about we make like, a card-based battle system in this one? Staff: sir is that a yugioh card falling out of your sleeve Nomura: also for the storyline I want to introduce a bunch of new characters who are all plotting amongst each other for mysterious reasons and then have them all die violent deaths Staff: sir have you been reading Game of Thrones Staff: sir KINGDOM HEARTS 2 Nomura: ok let’s do everything we did in the first game but EVEN MORE BETTER Staff: sir are you sure you sent this through QC? the plot is kind of…I mean the tutorial mode stars a different character and is 3 hours long? Nomura: also use the triangle button a lot, that one’s my fave Staff: this doesn’t really wrap up the story very well? Nomura: triangle button 358/2 DAYS Nomura: look it’s really not THAT weird Staff: sir we’re just not sure you can make a game about existential angst that ends with a child goading her best friend into assisting with her suicide? we’re working with disney here Nomura: legal said it was ok as long as I never do it again BIRTH BY SLEEP Staff: sir I thought you said we couldn’t make any more games about dead children Nomura: none of them die. one becomes a comatose vegetable, one is damned to wander hell for eternity, and one is possessed by a sociopath and loses his mind Staff: how did you— Nomura: none of them die, legal couldn’t touch it RE:CODED Nomura: remake the cell phone thing as a game Staff: what? why? I thought we were supposed to— Nomura: [scribbling furiously] make the phone game. stall for time. I am Planning DREAM DROP DISTANCE Nomura: [sets posterboard down] and THAT’S the whole plot so far Staff: but that doesn’t even…make any…oh god. Oh god. there are hints about these things in the past FOUR games. how many drugs are you on?? Nomura: yes KH CHI Nomura: you know, I’ve always wanted to make a KH MMO… Staff: what?? but that would be so much work to update and maintain Nomura: don’t worry, we’ll keep it really simple, it’ll be a piece of cake. we won’t even release it outside of japan UNCHAINED X Staff: YOU SAID WE WOULDN’T RELEASE CHI OUTSIDE OF JAPAN Nomura: we’re not. we’re remaking it as a cell phone game– Staff: WE ALREADY MADE AND THEN REMADE A CELL PHONE GAME Nomura: –and releasing that outside of japan. also we’re gonna keep updating it concurrently with the original browser game, because of reasons. Staff: you promised…..you’d keep it simple…. Nomura: well i accidentally a lot of plot so 2.8 PROLOGUE FINAL CHAPTER Staff: sir this is. this is literally not even a real game. it’s a game remake and a random movie and a half-game you wanted to make like five years ago. how did you get this approved when we’re supposed to be making kh3 Nomura: oh it was pretty easy, i just explained the idea to the president the same way I just did to you guys Staff: and he said yes??? Nomura: well he signed the budget request while crying and saying ‘please just go away’ Link to original post: http://kh13.com/forum/topic/90839-how-the-kingdom-hearts-series-was-made/?hl=%2Bkingdom+%2Bhearts+%2Bexplained and there's this: https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B8cPyvE2GTjOMzE4MTVlZTctMjE5Yi00YzAzLWJjZTAtZTllODY2OTc2MTMx/edit?hl=en_US Edited March 12, 20169 yr by MythrilMagician
April 4, 20169 yr Ahem I think I had to the best explanation; http://kh13.com/forum/topic/94304-kingdom-hearts-in-7-sentences-and-8-pictures/
Ultimate Challenge: Explain the whole saga as much as possible and long as possible. I really wanna hear people own way of telling. Please help