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D:< My shirt makes my boobs look enormous.
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedThat does not help my current situation. Oh, the webmaster is so very bad.
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Thank you, Big Man. Now I've got Simple and Clean stuck in my head. WHEN YOU WALK AWAY YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY PLEASE OH BABE DON'T GO
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Bitches, be jealous of the frozen yogurt in my mouth.
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He is mine. I'm the only thing on his mind. He thinks about me all the time. He's got my love everywhere.
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When I went on my run, I passed a field where two horses always look at me and today one of them was right by the fence and I went to pet him. *-*
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I hate past me. I hate myself from three months ago so firetrucking much. How did any of you like me back then? Oh my god.
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(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ WHAT HAPPENED TO COPYING THIS AND MAKING A MILLION STATUSES ABOUT IT? HAS ONE OF KH13'S RUNNING JOKES DIED?
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Lexi is a stupid sounding American.
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedCanada is important. o3o We power your country with oil. And where does that oil come from? ALBERTA BITCH.
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EVERYBODY GO PAY RESPECTS TO MY LOVELY HUSBAND LEXI BECAUSE SHE IS AN AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND YOU SHOULD ALL LOVE HER BACK FOR STAYING ON THIS SITE FOR TWO YEARS.
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._. It's Fellatio Monday today. THANK YOU TOM YOU GOT INSIDE MY HEAD.
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I discovered I have Friday and Monday of school off. Yay!
darkchaser repliedplease i have tuesday and thursday off every week until may 9th because that is how my classes are set up

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Facepalm Combo x0
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedEB: /raises eyebrows
CG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE.
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedCG: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT! THE PAJAMA PRODIGY USED HIS PUZZLE SPONGE TODAY.
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedCG: OH firetruck, MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE ALL JUST DRESSED LIKE JADE?? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS STROKE OF GENIUS ONLY OCCURRED TO ME NOW.
No shit, Karkat.
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;_; Vriska's totally in love with John. It's so obvious it makes me want to cry.
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Two idiots in my English class started saying really anti-semitic things jokingly. My teacher threw them out but I'm not going to be surprised if they're suspended.