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Archery team: "We're having practice rain or shine!" Me: *drives the twenty minutes to campus in the rain.* Team: "Sorry, we're cancelling, it's raining!" Me: "Firetruck you guys."
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Tomorrow I get to find out just how much of a firetruckup I've been in my history class this semester. I just hope it's not so bad that I don't pass... funny how everything might get derailed because of one class.
MyDixieRect repliedWell best of luck, Z. Tomorrow I have to drive 3 hours to take two exams I'm not fully prepared for. This should be a great weekend.
Velvet Scarlatina repliedDon't feel bad. I think I've completely flunked my economics class. It's even worse since it's a college course, and I'm paying for it.
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So my short story got accepted to my campus's creative writing book for next semester. This is the part where I'd be proud, except they flat-out said they were accepting submissions "willy nilly" this issue.
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Working on stuff at Starbucks. There are a bunch of little kids at the table next to mine. I hope they're not diseased.
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Just watched Frozen. Pretty awesome imo. I'm just concerned about the possible influx of Jack Frost/Elsa shippers on dA, and thus, the wars between them and the Jack/Merida shippers.
Caity repliedWho ships Jack and Merida? I thought the Big Four were Rapunzel and Jack, Merida and Finn(? think it's Finn, I haven't actually see How to train your dragon)
Dracozombie repliedOh, you're right. It's Hiccup that's usually paired with Merida. In any event, I'll bet a shipping fight of some sort will break out somewhere.
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Holy hell, for all I know, we could be writing fanfiction for our final exam in one of my classes.
Dracozombie repliedI think we're supposed to do a crossover, but like I said, it's exclusive to the material we read in class.
Haha, unfortunately I might have to remain sober for this one. We're supposed to write it ahead of time and we need to be smart about it. The class is about theoretical stuff, so I'd need to plan it out if this is the route our professor's taking.
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Ow. I took too big a bite of my sausage sandwich without chewing enough and it slid painfully down my throat. Choking on sausage. A fitting end for a woman.
Dracozombie repliedYeah, but this was a big piece of sausage. It sloooowly slid down my throat. I deep throated that sausage, man.
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I'm critiquing a story where the author writes like she's thirteen. We're both in an upper division creative writing course at university. This has numerous unsettling implications.
Dracozombie repliedWell, the fact she made it this far with her skills. I don't know what that says about the credibility of the class.
Oh, and thanks.

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It's depressing how many of my peers, who are taking an upper division creative writing course geared towards their English major, can't so much as format a sentence tag properly. #first world english university problems
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OK, ok, ok, WataMote is certainly growing on me I'll admit. She kind of reminds me of you to be honest, that's how I picture your younger self.
What a trooper dad btw, catches his daughter shall we say "rubbing one in" and doesn't wake her up for a lecture or yell or anything.Dracozombie replied
Tomoko is like my younger self in many ways, yes, but she wasn't quite so shy. She was still inept and batshit insane, though. At least Tomoko is too withdrawn to chase her enemies while screaming like a maniac.
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Today I learned that anyone with an English major isn't human, because it's human nature to not have the patience to read more than 150 characters at a time. I love my archery club.
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Uh-oh. I think it was a mistake to critique someone's story for class after I worked on my fanfic MST. It's not that great a story and I think I'll be ruining someone's day in an hour and a half.
Dracozombie repliedIt's not my job to salvage it, though. It's just my job to point out everything wrong, and there was a lot.
Dracozombie repliedI had an assignment in Narrative Writing where we critique peoples' stories. I realized honest and helpful critiques were difficult when, at the same time, I'm tearing my own story a new asshole via MST. It was worse because the story I'm critiquing (not my fanfic I'm MSTing, though it's also bad) had many glaring problems.
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On dA I'm posting an ongoing MST of an old fic I made in 2008. It's theraputic and boatloads of fun.
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OK so Kyubey (sp?) grants you any wish as long as you become a magical girl, right? So what if you wished to be a Mahou Shounen (magical boy) or a magical turtle or a magical zombie, or-or-or-OOORR the perfect antithesis...a magical witch? Or Kyubey himself?! DUN DUN DDUUUUN!
Dracozombie repliedI think there are limits to what Kyubey can grant that are proportional to the candidate's potential for Magical Girl-hood. Somehow I get the feeling magic turtles and zombies are beyond his grasp. And the magical witch might divide the universe by zero.
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Tell me what to do for Halloween. And no, don't say trick-or-treating--I don't dress up and I can cut out the middleman by purchasing my goods at the store.
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Eww, I'm 24. Eww, I'm 24. God firetruck eww I'm twenty-firetrucking-four.
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Anything I say can and will be taken at face value by someone and ruin the whole damn joke. Firetrucking Facebook.
Jilly Shears repliedIt's almost like you have high expectations for things these days or something.
Dracozombie repliedIt was my fault, really. I forgot that irony is lost over the internet. I deleted the thing before an argument broke out and someone would force me to apologize because someone honestly thought I would do something that was a very, very stupid idea.
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Haha, so I'm finally giving this RPing thingy a try with a trusted dA buddy. Wish me luck!
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When I was younger I used to watch the old school Pokemon anime (as in the first season) before heading off for school. Guess what I'm doing right now?