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Dracozombie

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  1. Dracozombie posted a status update

    My butt is jigglier than I thought.

    Nero Kunivas replied

    I'm that curious because it's not a normal topic of discussion. xD A rarity in fact. Although, if I may, it's more common if you're involved I've noticed.

     

    (I mean what's so unusual about butts and noticing how they jiggle in the mirror? *Fails to drink Rolling Rock correctly* xD)

    Oli replied

    Use your new superpower for evil

    Nero Kunivas replied

    Or just follow Foamy The Squirrel's possibly unintentional message about Body Acceptance and stuff. hashtagjellybuttorwhatever... xD

  2. Dracozombie posted a status update

    It feels like I should do a thing, but I don't feel like doing a thing.

    Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) replied

    Same

    MyDixieRect replied

    Zhu Li...is that you?

  3. Dracozombie posted a status update

    The only smartphone I have is my iPhone for work. I wonder if my boss would care if I used company property to play vidja?

    Hargleblargleboo replied

    They probably would care.

    Sorry!

  4. Dracozombie posted a status update

    A mysterious buzzing turned out to be coming from a huge fly. Something in this room will be murdered soon.

    BlankShell replied

    The fly, several minutes later: "Oh god... what have I done?"

    Dracozombie replied

    I never said that the one being murdered would be the fly.

    Although, that is what happened.

    Fly got squished.

  5. MyDixieRect left a comment on Dracozombie's profile

    The status below me is poop

    MyDixieRect replied

    When viewed on your profile.

    Xiro replied

    Nice save there

    Dracozombie replied

    Pfffft

    That's the sound of a fart.

  6. Dracozombie posted a status update

    The status above me is poop.

    Soravids replied

    Lol, I see what did.

  7. Dracozombie posted a status update

    I love you all... just kidding. April Fools.

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    ;'(

    Dracozombie replied

    April Fools about

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    *aboot

  8. Dracozombie posted a status update

    Is there such a thing as excess chocolate? ... Haha, never mind. What a silly question.

    Yuya Sakaki replied

    Yes, it's called diabetes.

  9. Dracozombie posted a status update

    I have no idea what kind of pizza this is, but I'm eating it anyway.

    Dracozombie replied

    Aww Winner. <3

    MyDixieRect replied

    I was very drunk when I wrote that. Please excuse the random sentimentality. Drunk texting/messaging is dangerous, kids!

    Dracozombie replied

    Aww Winner. </3

  10. Dracozombie posted a status update

    That moment when you hear that Anita Sarkeesian is speaking at the university you went to.

    Dracozombie replied

    *ATTENDED the university you went to.

    Philip Ellwell replied

    The horror

  11. Dracozombie posted a status update

    Today's grocery list: plastic eggs, chocolate bunnies, Cadbury Creme Eggs (normal, chocolate, and caramel varieties), Hersey's mini chocoloate eggs, jelly beans, sanitary napkins.

    Lady Aleister replied

    Gotta remember those sanitary napkins.

     

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    i think forgot chocolate draco

  12. Dracozombie posted a status update

    zootopia zootopia zootopia go go

  13. Dracozombie posted a status update

    Don't ask why, but I feel like eating one of you.

    Dracozombie replied

    Oh Winner.

    MyDixieRect replied

    Well I mean, assuming you do eat one of us, you'd have to do it bit by bit. So then what happens when you get to that part? You'll ignore it? Toss it away? Seems kinda wasteful...

    Dracozombie replied

    I never said I'd every part of you. When you say you're eating chicken, do you eat the fat or bones? Or the crust of a sandwich? (I don't like crust). Same thing for you guys; I won't eat what's down there.

  14. Dracozombie posted a status update

    When they said to take the medicine at night so my system gets immune to the nausea side effect, I guess they didn't mean "take it immediately before bedtime when you need to get up 5-6 hours later," because I'm still feel somewhat quesy. Hooray!

    Dracozombie replied

    Oh, and it was only half a tablet, too. Jesus.

    HarLea Quinn replied

    Awwww hope you feel better :3

  15. Dracozombie posted a status update

    The weather is warming up and this should not be.

    HarLea Quinn replied

    But Cali ..... :P

  16. Dracozombie posted a status update

    I'm too busy working and playing FFVII to pay attention to y'all.

    Dracozombie replied

    Nah, I was just bored and found a mod. It's really cool and gives something new to a game that I've already played a gazillion times.

    Dracozombie replied

    Also, if I had smuggled the remake via time travel, I'd keep it to myself. It's not that I'd pollute the time stream or anything, I'm just greedy.

    Xiro replied

    lol

  17. Dracozombie posted a status update

    So I'm tutoring in an adult literacy program, and maybe it'd be a good idea to hide how much I have no idea what I'm doing. Guess I just gotta hope for the best. Not many ways that I can make things worse, right? (To my knowledge)

    HarLea Quinn replied

    I am sure you will do just fine! Have faith in yourself :)

  18. Dracozombie posted a status update

    So FNAF World is finally a thing now, and based on the videos and fan reception I've seen... well, let's just say Scott's noticed that there are mechanics we take for granted in RPGs. Like seeing your own character's stats and levels.

  19. Dracozombie posted a status update

    When my dog curls up on my pillow, I hope she realizes that the spot where her butt and crotch are is where my face goes when I sleep.

    Enix replied

    Draco x Dog confirmed?

    KingdomHearts3 replied

    Does your face look like it does on your avatar when you see that?

    Dracozombie replied

    Nah. It's more like a face of resignation and defeat.

  20. Dracozombie posted a status update

    I know that I've been getting pretty heavily back into the FFVII fandom, but you know you're a bit obsessed when you'll be making a materia-based cocktail to drink on New Year's. Seriously. http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/post/42515966867/blue-and-red-materia-cocktails-from-artnia-last

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