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Wolf on the Run posted a status update
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our L...
Wolf on the Run repliedim upset you cant see the whole joke ill add it here "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This t...
Wolf on the Run repliedThis time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
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waytothexdawnx posted a status update
only 4 more days til my birthday! went by fast!
waytothexdawnx repliedthank u! and happy birthday to u too!! my party isnt until the 8th, but im already excited for it ^_^
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sorablade666 posted a status update
todays October fest in my town
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Think Pink posted a status update
Going to K-Bay in Hawaii!!!! : D We get to stay in the barracks and PT with the Marines every morning for a week! Way excited!
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Ivan posted a status update
Just as a small reminder: having more than one account is against the rules, so please don't make alternate accounts ):
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4Everbee posted a status update
The heart is fot the body not for that so call thing called love
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Koko posted a status update
im so sore
Kingdom Sora repliedI'm sore every day from my gym. Though from my gym I lost some weight! I don't got a muffin top anymore
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TheApprenticeofKingMickey posted a status update
I got into Pottermore, I got into Pottermore, I got into Pottermore~! I got my wand and I'm at chapter 6~!
TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied@TheNewNobody
Pottermore is a site created by J.K. Rowling to give you the ultimate Harry Potter experience. You get to buy your own supplies in Diagon Alley, get a wand of your own, get sorted into a House. You also read more Harry Potter info that wasn't in the books. You are basically a Hogwarts student but at the same time you are also following Harry's story.
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedPretty much. But it's more important because J.K. Rowling's the one running it. People are excited because it's the newest Harry Potter thing to come out since Deathly Hallows Part 2 and it's the first time new Harry Potter info (that wasn't revealed in books) that came out since 2007 when the book of Deathly Hallows came out.
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Nweintraub posted a status update
Where is the drop gauge?
Nweintraub repliedYeah, But why did they take it away? Is it not good enough? Is it gonna be replaced with something else? are they redesigning it? Are they still trying to figure out how it works? Some things are just too mysterious for me.....maybe we'll find out later...