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Sorual posted a status update
ok i just found a sparkling spot in route 12 that looks like there a mega stone there. i ineracted with it but nothing happened. i found it in between 8 and 9. the conditions are perfect but i cant get it. not to mention i think im the first one to find this becouse i didnt see anything on the internet about it.
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Sorual posted a status update
ok i just found a sparkling spot in route 12 that looks like there a mega stone there. i ineracted with it but nothing happened. i found it in between 8 and 9. the conditions are perfect but i cant get it. not to mention i think im the first one to find this becouse i didnt see anything on the internet about it.
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xoblivionx13 posted a status update
Trying to think of a good Halloween makeup idea to do right now.
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Lalalablah posted a status update
Looking for a worthy competitor to challenge the master twerkers, Alex a.k.a. Twerk King, and I.
Lalalablah repliedHmm your skills seem like
NO MATCH FOR MY TWERKPEDO, where I shoot off at the speed of light twerking faster than any human has ever seen. Whenever you look up and see a shooting star, that is me twerking and granting your wishes
Lalalablah repliedI create earthquakes when I twerk on the ground, the thunderous smack of my booty on the earth will send you flying into the air!
Lalalablah repliedHa! My twerking is so hot that when my butt starts bouncing to Drop It Like Its Hot, I cause heat waves across the globe. And to cool everyone off I twerk so hard in the atmosphere that I create my own winds called Twerk Streams that bring cool weather to all. The weather even comes with complementary twerk flakes that when it lands on your butt cheek, you too can have the power to shake your ass
Shana09 repliedBAHAHA please! My twerking is even hotter than when the Egyptians looked into the sky they didn't see the Sun and named it a god, they called my ass that. My ass deflect comets left and right and shoot their rocky formation into the Earth and everyone takes a piece of that comet to be blessed by my ass so they too can be part of the arse. I even twerk beams when they don't have any hopes and dreams and make them pray with the shaking of their buttocks. I am the Twerk God, and you...
Lalalablah repliedIf you are Twerk God explain why for every one twerk I preform my butt becomes firmer and rounder and so mesmerizing that all my hoodrat subjects turn green with envy.
Explain why my gyrating butt is the center of the universe! The heliocentric model is nothing but rubbish, my loyal twerklings have proposed the Nicole's-bootyocentric model, and it is truth! And when Alex aka Twerk King and I Twerk together, our rhythmic shaking powers each other so that we may dance for all...
Lalalablah repliedso that we may dance for all eternity. And once enough energy is built up our asses fuse together, now twerking so rapidly that time has stopped, and we travel the cosmos with Shrek and spread our teachings to all.
Shana09 repliedYou and your twerking is a sin in my eyes. You want to know what happens each time I twerk? When I twerk my Twerk Followers become so mesmerized by my large bum that they blush to death in hoping they can twerk with me in the afterlife. My enormous butt was created the universe fool! As I propel my buttocks across the grand empty space I gave birth to the very thing that befouls me, you and your butt. My twerks of shame made me gaze down upon the stars wondering why I summoned such buffoo...
BlackAceZero777 repliedThis is one battle that will be talked about for the rest of the year....
Lalalablah repliedYou speak nonsense! I see your boney butt is pure evil and conjuring up these filthy lies. It breathes untruths into the noses of my Twerklings with its rancid stank breath and tries to steer them off the one path to Twerkvana. If it weren't for my ass swaying spunkily from side to side, up and down, to smack those false words away from my precious subjects, they would all be under your manipulative spell.
Lalalablah repliedBut my behind is too magnificent! As I twerk-twirl to conjure up the image of my kingdom that I can see in the reflection of my shiny and smooth-as-marble butt, noticing your pathetic dancing brings tremendous shame to my booty. She sheds a tear for your poor soul but quickly I enter a twerking storm to whip the pity a thousand light years away.
Lalalablah repliedYou know not of how the universe was created and how Alex and I came to be Twerk Royals. Allow me to tell you the story.
Lalalablah repliedLong ago in a cold and empty space, there was nothing but a single tune: I like big butts and I can not lie
It played for millions and millions of years until it gave birth to another song: Big Booty Bitches. And those two songs created Dance Ass. Before you know it hundreds of bootylicious music was blasting in this vast space. They began to morph and suddenly, a butt as large as life itself materialized from the songs.
Lalalablah repliedIt popped and dropped and shook like there was no tomorrow. Thus the art of Twerking was formed. This single, all-mighty ass twerked in solitude for the next billion years. But what it did not know what's that for every shake of itself, a part of the universe was created. Seeing the marvelous creation the all powerful Twerker had made, it decided that the beings of its universe needed to share some of his power.
Lalalablah repliedWith a quick upward thrust followed by a rapid downward blow 6 times, two mini asses appeared in front of Twerker itself. It looked at its Twerklings and gave the names Alex and Nicole. It looked onto us with glistening cheeks and spoke "You two are my Twerklings. A piece of me shall live on in you forever. I want you to spread my ways, show the mortals what dancing is really about. Now twerk away."
Lalalablah repliedAnd on that command we twerked with all our might across the galaxy to land on what is now known as Earth. Alex and I spent our entire lives preparing for the moment when we would use our sassy badonkadonks to preach to the subjects and tell of this wonderful being. Twerking every day and night in every way shape and form, we finally mastered it, and became true Rulers.
Lalalablah repliedMasterTwerk itself blessed us 3 times by sending gusts of wind carrying the sweet aroma created by his great twerks. And now it is our duty to transform all nonbelievers into bootyshaking enthusiasts like ourselves, and to rid the world of scrawny behind individuals like yourself.
Shana09 repliedBy the Twerk Gods and the new, you and your unflattering bum are playing devils advocates. My behind is far marvelous than you are your entire stick figure body can behold. My rapid spinning bomb shocking ass is where the faith of our mankind puts in. The thrusts of gale winds I summon shock the entire world as they witness its power.
Shana09 repliedAnd what did they call this witchcraft? They named it Twerking, the complex motion that even science can't explain. Paintings were painted and songs were sung about my moist and soft ass, how it emits the air to keep you alive and how my twerking sensation is the true reason how they manage to coexist with me.
Shana09 repliedWell that's not all. When befouled being such as yourself and your flat friend, come to choose to stay with your saggy behinds and turn all those who wish to twerk with the Gods such as I then you are the truly mistaken. I send a thousand twerks towards those who disbelieve me, those who want to feel the wrath of my arse, those who want to taste the Twerk Storms of my behind, THOSE who want to feel the wrath of the Twerking Typhoon.
Alexaclmn repliedAlone, we are no match for that moon booty of yours. But together, we fuse our assess together to make and even greater power! Behold the power of my wrath, get down on your knees mortal because it's time to die! I'll quickly finish you with my ass earth quake and then i'll destroy the entire galaxy! You're Cellulite is no match for me and nikki, we would show you what a real ass looks like. Prepare to wet your pants and feel weak in the legs, because you're go...
Shana09 repliedHe means to you too Lala.
Alexa, our badonkadonks alone are far superior than you and Nikki combined. Your buttocks resemble the Jack Skellington. You do not want to beckon with the force of my Ass. It will flutter and shake and astonish you to the point you are shocked by your own ignorance. My arse contains a solar system that will be unleashed onto this world after each rapid thrust under the eyes of Neptune. Learn who you are speaking to inferior being.
Lalalablah repliedTwerk King has spoken! Hush you delirious peasant for you know not the awe aspiring powers of our spectacular asses. They will make you quiver in fear you simpleton! This nay-sayer, this disgracer, who holds no true power only the illusion that she has the ability to stand up to the disciples of The Twerk. Take your wrinkly slab of skin you dare call a butt and begone! Already I am stirring up the ferocious wave of twerks to come. Their fierce vibrations shall send you to the dept...
Lalalablah repliedTo the depths of Twerk Hell where you belong! Here me master Twerk, BY THE POWER OF MY BOOTY I SHALL SEND YOU TO YOUR PLACE YOU FOOL WITH ONE FINAL SCRUMPTIOUS DROP OF MY BOOTY, LEND ME YOUR POWER TO FINISH THIS GIRL!
Shana09 repliedYour Master Twerk is not even as big as your delirious lie about your booty. My ass is extraordinary, it will cower in envy as you watch me gloriously shake my tatata. Don't test me little girl, your buttocks are so thin I mistaken you for anorexic. My booty will devour all who do not believe in the true Twerk God, the power of the vibrations of all humans come from my ass and my ass only. You ask for a Booty call, but even those too weak call for help. Be gone foul miscreation, your behi...
Lalalablah repliedDont be so ignorant, can't you see the truth right before your eyes? My caboose is swift and voluptuous when I move to the beat, and is actually one of the 7 Wonders of the World. The slanderous filth that comes out of your mouth only makes my bum more mystical. Watch me zoom about the world, twerking super speedy to race to your location (I had to zip across the globe to remind my subjects that their queen's sweet butt still is a magic sight and they should not be discouraged by a me...
Lalalablah repliedthey should not be discouraged by a mere flattoosh). When I land in New York the force of my twerk will split the city in half the hypnotic vibrations will send you flying out of your house and carry you in front of me.
Lalalablah repliedMy buttocks with its unimaginable powers will smack you silly and knock those lies out of your head.
Shana09 repliedMy bum will protect all sorts of arrogant danger you expose onto this very world. It will inhale the very destruction brought upon the citizens in here and it will blend it as it briskly tremble the earth and shoot right back at your own booty, knocking you out of the earth as your butt suffers through extreme soreness and the pain is so unbearable that you become once again what you were born with, the shallow fanny living under the Twerk God's exquisite posterior.
Lalalablah repliedYour bum barrier will be broken through as easily as squishing a pitiful spider! After all it is as flat as paper therefore it only makes sense for it to be weak and flimsy as well. I hope you are quaking with fear because I am initiating take off in T minus 300 seconds. Prepare for the ultimate twerk, I have gathered enough strength to obliterate you completely. My colossal and fine badonkadonk has its own gravity and pulled the stars into position which shined powerful beams in my dire...
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Wsf Nbj posted a status update
I want Kingdom Hearts to do a crossover with something...but I don't think Tetsuya Nomura's and Square Enix would allow it.
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DragonMaster posted a status update
I was assigned three essays today, all due on Friday... Just no. At least give us a weekend to write them, there is just no time during the week.
Pangoro "Sen" repliedI know how you feel...I actually don't. Hopefully, I never will. Even still, work with diligence. No matter what you do, don't get distracted.
DragonMaster replied@xoblivionx13
Indeed.
@dimensionslayer
Yeah, this is a punishment I would wish only on my worst enemies. I'll give it all I've got. I just finished one today, and I plan to do the others on Wednesday and Thursday.
Pangoro "Sen" repliedGood plan. Keep the pace...something that I could very much learn from...
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Jim posted a status update
hello there. do you have a moment to speak about our supreme ogrelord shrek ?
Lalalablah repliedI always have time for Shrek, please enlighten me with more good teachings from our true orgelord
Lalalablah repliedThank you for those wise words. Shun all the farquaads who do not accept the all mighty Shrek as the one true god.
Shrek is love
Shrek is life
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Shana09 posted a status update
I am not governing a Digimon subforum, Hei.
Saber Lily repliedUh. There is a Garbagemon iirc. Besides, the Digimon mascot remains Agumon. Now are you arguing opnions on the show or is this antyer argument about which show copied which?
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Pangoro "Sen" posted a status update
So I just realize what having a cabin would actually mean for me...it means that it's a place that we can go to for X-Mas to open presents, it's a place with a beautiful lake for the summer, it's a place of activity...and the place where my mom and dad are gonna retire to!
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Great Teacher Onizuka!
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