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Shana09 posted a status update
My friend "Yo really? You start the year with a text dick." Can someone explain to me how "8D" is a text dick.
Queen Tery repliedYou didn't understand lol I meant the guy that owned a dick that looked like this "8D" would be a verrrryyy unlucky guy.
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Namine` posted a status update
Hope everyone had a safe New Years. I stayed up till midnight, and woke up around noon. Guess I'm not a night person.
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Kirie posted a status update
love love love makes the world go round
The Transcendent Key repliedPowerpuff Girls! That brings back memories!
And yes Inori honey, love does make the world go round. 
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Yang posted a status update
I like my new avy OuO
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YOUR LIKE COUNT WAS THREE YEARS AGO AND CUTE AVVY BTW
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Shana09 posted a status update
1st day of 2013, and my mom wants us to go to church AGAIN. God dammit.
Think Pink repliedIT'S THE SAME GOD WITH A DIFFERENT NAME
CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS/JEWS/SIKHS/ABUNCHOFOTHERPEOPLE ALL WORSHIP THE SAME GOD BUT CALL HIM DIFFERENT THINGS BECAUSE I DON'T WHY
Think Pink repliedACTUALLY IN CHRISTIANITY HE IS GOD. THE BIBLE LIKES TO CONFUSEIFY IT, BUT GOD, JESUS, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT ARE THE SAME THING, BUT THEY MAKE THEM SOUND SEPERATE BECAUSE HUMANS ARE really cool ND IT'S EASIER TO EXPLAIN SEPERATELY
Shana09 repliedACTUALLY IN HISTORY HE CLAIMED TO BE THE SON OF GOD IN JERUSALEM AND THE PREISTS WERE "LOLOLOL YEAH NO" AND THEN HE WENT OUT AND DO MAGIC TRICKS TO PEOPLE WITH LOW IQ AND THEN PEOPLE BELIEVED THAT HE WAS THE SON OF GOD
SINCE THE JEWISH BELIEVE THAT THE SON OF GOD WILL RETURN TO THE WORLD
Think Pink repliedHE CALLED HIMSELF THE SON OF GOD INSTEAD OF GOD SO HE COULD SET THE EXAMPLE FOR WHAT WE SHOULD TRY TO ACT LIKE. IF HE SAID HE WAS GOD HE WOULDN'T BE SETTING MUCH OF AN EXAMPLE BECAUSE HE'S GOD HIMSELF.
Think Pink repliedOR MAYBE GOD IS ACTUALLY FEMALE AND BECAUSE WOMEN ARE INHERNENTLY EVIL, SHE WANTS YOU TO THINK THAT EVERYTHING IS WRONG SO YOU END UP IN HELL????????????
CONSPIRACIES MAN
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khdude214 posted a status update
If u would be so kind and help my friend and me start a youtube channel then check out this video: http://youtu.be/8TOwhavQ07A
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Crown Unlimit posted a status update
Last night i had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. But it was just a Fanta Sea
Crown Unlimit replied
Finally someone did lol. I texted this to my friend (who is normally very punny) and he didn't get it
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Shard the Gentleman posted a status update
You come to realize, you've seen her kind of eyes watching you from underneath a rock O.O
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Blue Wraith posted a status update
Happy New Year!
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xoblivionx13 posted a status update
My dog's way of telling me happy new year....."Oh hey let me wake you up at 8 a.m. today after you stayed up super late! Weeeeeeeeee!!"

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king of the hearts posted a status update
Happy new year everypne
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RoxasDiary posted a status update
Happy New Year!
