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TheApprenticeofKingMickey posted a status update
I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedLike I would have sex with you, little brother. I LIKE MEN WITH EXPERIENCE.
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedNo, because having sex with horses kills you. I just love him. I don't want to make love to him.
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedSHANA HAS A SUDDEN URGE FOR SAUSAGES
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TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedWHY IS WOLFY CRYING?
If it makes you feel better, I can virtually comfort you.
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TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedIdon'tknowwhybutI'mcurrentlyhornyandunlikeShanaIacceptmyhorninessinsteadofrunningaway.png
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Ivan posted a status update
I get to go see the guys in my school dance around in grass skirts and coconut bras. GONNA BE THE BEST PLAY EVER
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedBu-But coconut bras are supposed to make things interesting!
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedLord of the Flies with romance thrown in would have been bettur.
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Pandora333 posted a status update
Finally! Some KH3D HQ footage, without obnoxious background sounds! http://bit.ly/HkFxdI
lazyAfternoon repliedYou mean someone finally figured out how to plug a TRS plug into their 3DS and their sound card? That shit really sounds like rocket science to me.
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Akihiko posted a status updatehttp://c.mfcdn.net/store/manga/654/01-007.0/compressed/kingdomheartsii_v01_ch07_p182.jpg - Hayner's face is just so fabulous.
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TheApprenticeofKingMickey posted a status update
Apparently, if you turn to page 45 of the nearest book and read the first sentence aloud, it determines your sex life. Guess what my sister is doing as I watch her with a You-firetrucking-idiot look on my face?
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedAccordons to the first she read, blue fireworks will surround her when she does it for the first time.
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedMine will happen behind closed doors and will be soundly.
BS
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SmileUrBeautiful posted a status update
My disk opener thingy for my computer just now opened o.O And I wasn't even touching my computer... Uh...
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deathrebirthsenshi posted a status update
I wonder how many people would be disappointed if they knew what my account name referenced...