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All Profile Comments

211,891 profile comments

  1. Koko posted a status update

    guys i'm in a polyamourous relationship with my girlfriend, all the homestuck characters, aqua and riku.

    Kaiso replied

    no fuq u I'm with aqua

    Protoman replied

    aqua is a playa

    Koko replied

    kaiso you can join us

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    FUQ U RIKU IS MINE

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    About the polyamorous thing I agree.

    Kaiso replied

    ok

    Shana09 replied

    Aqua is too sexy for anyone.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    I call dibs on her boobs. Sorreh Kaiso. Actually, no. I don't apologize.

    Shana09 replied

    @Apprenty

     

    Her boobs are too fantastic for you.

    Protoman replied

    stop spamming this status gosh

    Ivan replied

    firetruck you and your fictional characters, I'm in a polyamorous relationship with Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Rupert Graves, Andrew Scott, and Arthur Darvill.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    Ivan has a great sex life. Can I join?

    Sora's Baby replied

    You can have all them.

    Shana09 replied

    Dear god Ivan thats a lot of people. I envy you.

    Ivan replied

    Yeees, be jealous of my harem of hot older men.

    Sora's Baby replied

    Um alrite then.

    Shana09 replied

    Some hot, others are okay.

    Ivan replied

    They're all perfect

    Shana09 replied

    Whatever you say.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    D: No room for moi?

    Ivan replied

    But you're not an older man D:

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    What if I'm secretly an older man and you don't know it?

    Ivan replied

    STRANGER DANGER

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    But I'm sexy and old.

    Ivan replied

    You're lacking a sexy accent

    Shana09 replied

    I now know the secret of Apprenty. *STAYS AWAY FOREVER*

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    I have a sexy Canadian accent.

    Shana09 replied

    *coughs* not *coughs*

  2. Space Cowboy posted a status update

    Weaboos aren't welcome here

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    Tribes of weaboos come and go.

  3. Marzuki posted a status update

    What if i told you guys that axel, marxluia, and sasuke uchiha are my cousins and im dating riku!

    Koko replied

    except youre not

    Kaiso replied

    no don't be a merliah summers

     

    Protoman replied

    what if i told you that im protoman

     

    Marzuki replied

    HAH! IM THERE COUSIN AND IM DATING RIKU! DO YOU GOT THAT MEMORIZED!

    Sora's Baby replied

    He is a lie!

    Kaiso replied

    Their*

    Koko replied

    except theyre fictional.

    you cant date a fictional character.

    if you could i'd be in a polyamourous relationship with my girlfriend, aradia megido, eridan ampora, riku, aqua, dave strider, john egbert and terezi pyrope

    Protoman replied

    I don't think you can be a cousin of a fictional character

    Junko replied

    and sora is my long lost brother ;)

    Kaiso replied

    and I am actually Korra

    Sora's Baby replied

    And I'm a butterfly.

    Koko replied

    and i'm screwing Lady Gaga

    Protoman replied

    and I was Hitler in my past life

    Miku Hatsune replied

    I'm secretly a kawaii anime character and I'm dating Sasuke so shut up

    Marzuki replied

    WHAT IF I AM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND YOUR ALL JUST DREAMING ABOUT THIS!

    Koko replied

    what if you're not.

    Koko replied

    trick question, the answer is you arent

    Protoman replied

    I would kill you off

    Kaiso replied

    Then I would imagine you away

    Miku Hatsune replied

    I would kick you right in the bewbs

    Sora's Baby replied

    I would stab you with a knife.

    Ivan replied

    I'm a 1103 year old Time Lord.

    Shana09 replied

    It would be a harmless nightmare.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    I'm Mickey's apprentice and I am Sora's childhood friend, Kairi's best friend and Riku's girlfriend.

    Marzuki replied

    wow this is kind of fun if you think about.

    Sora's Baby replied

    It's a lie then!

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    Sora's Baby holds the answer to everything.

    Marzuki replied

    WOW! RIKUS CHEATING ON ME AND WHEN DID I SAY THAT IT WAS A LIE! I ALL TRAPPED YOU IN MY SHARINGON! MWAAAHHHH!

    Shana09 replied

    I am Roxas's girlfriend. I am Namine's best friend. I am hated by Axel. I am Sora's sibling and I am Riku's mother. I am Vanitas's cousin. I am Xehnorts victim of pedo-ness and I am Aqua's amazing boobs.

    Shana09 replied

    I am a person who dont make sense. Like this status.

    Sora's Baby replied

    Mwhahaha I don't care!

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    Case closed.

    Sora's Baby replied

    Your really Tobi.

    Marzuki replied

    MY SHARINGON IS CONTROLLING YOU GUYS! YOU ARE ALL TRAP WITHIN MY GENJUTSU!

    Sora's Baby replied

    Right then....

    Shana09 replied

    he spelled Marluxia wrong.

     

    *Marluxia

    Miku Hatsune replied

    Sharingan*

     

    I don't even watch Nayrootoh and I know that

    Marzuki replied

    YOU DIDNT SPELL NARUTO RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU TALKNG ABOUT! ill spell it out for you S-H-A-R-I-N-G-A-N!

    Miku Hatsune replied

    Also I had sex with your cousin Sasuke and now I am pregnant with his bbz

    So yeah sorry about that but it isn't my fault. I can't control my Geass or my Sharingan or my Rinnengan or whatever I have

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    GEASS TRUMPS

     

    Sasuke impregnated me also. He's a whore.

    Marzuki replied

    yes i am tobi, "SASUKE GET MY SAKE WHILE THESE PEOPLE AR TALKING TO ME!" Sasuke says "WHATEVER." and gives me my sake.

    Miku Hatsune replied

    Sasuke has a nice ass

    I put my penis in him and somehow I was the one who got pregnant

    wat do

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    Miku and I are having sexy babies.

    Miku Hatsune replied

    Our babies look like baby Jesus

    But with better abs

    Marzuki replied

    WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT!0-o

    Sora's Baby replied

    HA!I don't care!

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    Sora's Baby is the Messiah.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    Actually, Sora is the Messiah. lololololol. Symbolism.

    Miku Hatsune replied

    We are talking about your "cousins" because they have delishus bum-bums

    Sora's Baby replied

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Miku Hatsune replied

    Yes

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    A WOMAN LET ME PUT MY PENIS INSIDE HER

    Sora's Baby replied

    Lol wut?

    Marzuki replied

    HEY apprenticeofmickey who is Miku. IM GOING TO ASK SASUKE IF ITS TRUE ABOUT HIS BABIES! (dialing sasukes phone number)

    Miku Hatsune replied

    NEVER GO BACK TO THE NOT-HAVING-SEX WAYS OF THE PAAAAAST

    Shana09 replied

    What.the.hell.?.

    Miku Hatsune replied

    Bitch I am Miku and I had sex wiff yo cousin Sasukay

    Gurl I plowed his bum good.

    Then I had a good smoke. It was like putting my penis in a featherbed.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    I continue to sing I Just Had Sex.

    Miku Hatsune replied

    Have ya ever had sex I did it felt great

    It felt so good when I did it wif mah penus

    Shana09 replied

    What the firetruck is going on.

    Marzuki replied

    i just got back from sasuke and he says its true about his babies and he wants to destroy the WHOLE WORLD!

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    OMIGOD SASUKE THINK OF YOUR CHILDREN

    Miku Hatsune replied

    See gurl what did I tell you

    Shana09 replied

    So Miku and Apprenty created evil babies? Seem true, I guess thats the trait from Apprenty >:)

    simba363 replied

    and im a archmage in the realm of ice to the the royal famliy in the kingdom of rounn were i have slayed those who tried to harm the royal famliy......hahahahahaXD

     

    Sora's Baby replied

    Hmmm. I'll kill them.

    Marzuki replied

    WAIT A SEC HE TOLD ME HE " DIDI IT " WITH SAKURA!0_o

    Sora's Baby replied

    Nevermind.

    Sora's Baby replied

    L O L wut?

    Marzuki replied

    IT IS SO TRUE!

    Sora's Baby replied

    ...I'm too cool 4 school'

    Shana09 replied

    Yall r crazy.

    Sora's Baby replied

    No. I'm not...he is.

    Marzuki replied

    um im not a HE im a SHE, if check unde about me it says im a female.

    Shana09 replied

    *under

    Sora's Baby replied

    O_o

    Shana09 replied

    Actually ill fix ur sentence up.

     

    "Um I'm not a boy I'm a girl! Check my gender on profile page, it says I'm a female."

    Shana09 replied

    oh forgot to put a comma

    Um I'm not a boy, I'm a girl!*

    Shana09 replied

    Oh no...your not...oh god.

    Marzuki replied

    wait wat does that mean by " your not... oh god"?

    Sora's Baby replied

    ....

    Marzuki replied

    why is everyone silent..............(long pause)

  4. Akihiko posted a status update

    LALALA I CAN MAKE RAMEN~

    Junko replied

    so can i xD

    Akihiko replied

    But a very simple one, thought D;

    Marzuki replied

    im friends with naruto so he can make my ramen for me!

    Akihiko replied

    Ichiraku's is better

    Akihiko replied

    @kh021

    Why don't you change your name to Mazuki Uchiha like in your about me page?

    I think KH/Sora123s are a bit lame :/

    HarLea Quinn replied

    thats quite impressive..lmao

    Akihiko replied

    yes very impressive

    If you're being sarcastic I'll freeze you to death :)

    HarLea Quinn replied

    LMAO ill melt you with fire.*snaps fingers*

    Akihiko replied

    Bitch you can't

    Marzuki replied

    YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK I WILL CHANGE MY NAME!

    HarLea Quinn replied

    I SO DID !!! INCINERATED!!!!

    HarLea Quinn replied

    lol golden made someone want to change names xD

    Akihiko replied

    I'm the boss

    Marzuki replied

    I JUST FORGOT HOW TO CHANGE MY NAME! how do i?

    Akihiko replied

    Forums

    Website

    "I want to change my username" thread

    Say your new name

    Wait a week to confirm

    Marzuki replied

    thanks for advice it helped.

    Akihiko replied

    no problem

    Shana09 replied

    Golden is a helper.

     

    Pssh axel_lea can never kill anyone, no matter how many times she/he tries ;)

    HarLea Quinn replied

    shana Ive killed you many times xD Dont hate the player hate the game :) And Im a She :)

    Marzuki replied

    haha no hate but i sill love ramen!

    Shana09 replied

    I found out by ur profile page after i posted...got too lazy to fix it xD

     

    Let me fix that sentence for you:

     

    Shana, I thought I killed you many times xD Don't hate the player! Hate the game! :) Also I am a female.

     

     

    I SURVIVED BITCH! YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME ANYWAYS! I WAS NEVER DEAD TO BEGIN WITH!!

     

    Marzuki replied

    you like to fix sentences dont u shana09

    Shana09 replied

    Yes and no at the same time. If someone writes something incorrectly I fix it. ^-^

    HarLea Quinn replied

    Lol Shana u silly bitch you just now discovered i was a girl ? LOL i thought you knew :)

    Shana09 replied

    I did, just was not sure. Trust me I don't want to get genders wrong again so I write that. X_X

    HarLea Quinn replied
    xD
    Marzuki replied

    you got my gender wrong yesterday, you thot i was a boy!

    Shana09 replied

    I thought you were a boy. It happens, no need to fuss.

    Marzuki replied

    yeah i guess so. (calms down)

  5. TheApprenticeofKingMickey posted a status update

    IVAN IS AN ANNOYING TAMER I WISH TO BE WILD

    Ivan replied

    Wolfgang... I'm. A. Girl.

    Akihiko replied

    >Does HE

    lolwut

    Wolfgang replied

    ! she* -very embarrassed face- sorry Ivan :c

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    Common mistake. lololololol

    Wolfgang replied
    :3.. now i feel horrible..
    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    Everyone thinks Ivan's a dude at one point. I used to think she was a dude. Her old username Lord VanVan didn't at all. :U

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    *help

    Ivan replied

    >: It was to match Koko's username!

     

    Shana09 replied

    Wild girl....SAVE HER IVAN!

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    IN THE END YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

    Wolfgang replied

    Well once again sorry -.-

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    You shush Shana.

    Shana09 replied

    =D never

    Ivan replied

    It's fine Wolfgang, just don't make the mistake again (:

    Wolfgang replied

    got it :]

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    That seemed like a dangerous smile.

    Ivan replied

    (:

  6. Marzuki posted a status update

    any naruto fans want to be my friend?

    simba363 replied

    NO REJECTION-JITSU...HAHAHAHA JK

    Marzuki replied

    so one question who is your fave character

    simba363 replied

    kiba hinata and naruto oh and cant forget kakashi-sensai

    Marzuki replied

    awesome mine is sasuke. and no, i am not a fangirl just his cousin!

  7. Koko posted a status update

    I'M LITERALLY GOING TO BUST OUT IN TEARS IF ONE MORE PERSON PISSES ME OFF.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied
    :( We love you and appreciate you Koko. I hope you know that.
    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied
    :( We love you and appreciate you Koko. I hope you know that.
    Shana09 replied

    Dont cry because of them. There are not worth of your tears. Hope you feel better :) same thing what Apprenty says.

    Koko replied

    oh no i'd never cry bc of another person. im just one of those people who starts crying when extremely angry or annoyed

    Shana09 replied

    Oh just relax for now and do something you really enjoy. Usually that helps a lot of people. Or get this thing off of your chest, you made a thread about it :) try to use it.

    Deadshot replied

    Aww don't cry koko.I also agree with what apprentice and shana said.I don't know what else to really say i'm kinda bad at helping people out but hope you feel better koko.

  8. Hanhopeff0013 posted a status update

    Unicorns are real; the are two kinds, fat ones( rhinos) and aquatic ones ( narguals):)

    Kaiso replied

    narwhals*

    Think Pink replied

    A rhino's horn is on its nose. Unicorns are supposed to have ones on their foreheads. Also, they're supposed to be similar to horses, and narwhals are not.

    Hanhopeff0013 replied

    Oh well:D

  9. Marzuki posted a status update

    EVERYONE WHO IS YOUR FAVE KH CHARACTER! mine is Riku. im a riku fangirl

    Shana09 replied

    Roxas

    Hanhopeff0013 replied

    Axel!!!!!! Got it memorized..:D

    Marzuki replied

    Hey another axel fan cool, and roxas is cool too.

  10. Venterrqua posted a status update

    I admit, Scott Pilgrim vs. the world is one of the best movies ever :D

    Deadshot replied

    You should read comics then

    Venterrqua replied

    i have them, im saving them for the trip back tomorrow lol xD

    Deadshot replied

    cool,enjoy them then.I really liked them.

    Venterrqua replied

    i heard they were a little bit better than the movie, but tomorrow will be epic, FFXIII-2 DLC, scott pilgrim comics and im buying a super awesome scary game for the wii :D

    Deadshot replied

    Yeah their better

  11. Koko posted a status update

    my dad is a firetrucking asshole

    Deadshot replied

    why?

    Kinode replied

    What happened? D:

  12. Oishii posted a status update

    My school caught on fire! :D But, unforunately, the firefighters came :( [JPN: 27 days | NA (unconfirmed): 144d & 15hrs]

    Akihiko replied

    Firefighters can be evil sometimes

    Kinode replied

    LOL unfortunately?

    Shana09 replied

    Lol Oishii is evil. Oishii wants the school to burn. I SET FIRE TO THE SCHOOOL!

    Shana09 replied

    *OISHII SET FIRE TO THE SCHOOOL

    Akihiko replied

    What? Who doesn't want all the schools to burn?

    Oishii replied

    ^ Exactly

    Shana09 replied

    Lol so true. I wish they would one day, and lets see this so called Fire drill will work!

     

    Teachers- "ITS A FIRE! EVERYONE GET INTO A LINE AND WALK SLOWLY DOWN THE STAIRS WHILE EVERYTHING ENGULFS INTO FLAMES!"

     

    Akihiko replied

    ~I SET FIRE TO THE SCHOOL

    WATCHED THEM BURN WITH A SMILE IN MY FACE~

    Marzuki replied

    Maybe Axel set it on fire (Axel says "MUAAAAAHHHHAAAA!")

    Shana09 replied

    @Golden

     

    *double like

    Marzuki replied

    that would be so funny if it was true! (i wish axel was real)

    Shana09 replied

    @kh021

     

    If that is true then all kids are in danger of a nobody with sexual desires at young boys.

    Akihiko replied

    LMAO

    Marzuki replied

    @shana09 LOL! FUNNY AS HELL! but so true!

    Oishii replied

    I wouldn't mind hiring Axel to burn my school.

    Shana09 replied

    @Oishii

     

    How would you contact him?

    Marzuki replied

    I HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER!! (im axel's cousin)

    Shana09 replied

    There is other ways to burn the school than bring a threat into this world.

    Marzuki replied

    NO IM SERIOUS I DO HAVE HIS NUMBER AND HES MY COUSIN!

    Akihiko replied

    BURN BABY

    Shana09 replied

    ......unless you have a cousin named Axel who is NOT a nobody with chakrams, the ability to use fire, and targeting young youths then fine.

     

    But if he has all, then me no believe woo.

    Shana09 replied

    @Golden

     

    His catchphrase when near a baby.

    Akihiko replied

    not ,it's just a reap smile

    then party

    Marzuki replied

    Yes i do have a cousin named axel who is not a nobody with the ability of fire and chakrams and DOES NOT target young youths.

    Shana09 replied

    @Golden

     

    *triple like

    (we firetrucking need like buttons on statuses)

    Akihiko replied

    THEN GIVE ME A FREE LIKE IN A RANDOM POST :D

    Shana09 replied

    @Kh021

     

    okay ^-^

    Shana09 replied

    lol sure :)

    Akihiko replied

    remember there's a double like then a triple one

    *evil face*

    Shana09 replied

    fuq u x.x

    Shana09 replied

    Gave you 5 likes. Be happy.

    Akihiko replied

    Really? I was kidding

    Akihiko replied

    Well thanks anyway

    Shana09 replied

    /facepalm

    Shana09 replied

    You welcome :)

  13. Lu Xun posted a status update

    Man, I got the best 6 friends of all time! They're so cool. Seems like we know each other for years, but in reality, it's just 3 weeks ;D

    Shana09 replied

    Congrats =D Are they your best friends, or just friends? Anyhow, I'm happy for you Lu! ^-^

    Lu Xun replied

    I guess they're my best friends from now on... We might be going out next Saturday :)

    Akihiko replied

    YAY

    LUCKY YOU~

    Akihiko replied

    YAY

    LUCKY YOU~

    Lu Xun replied

    Hahaha Yeah, I guess so!

    Shana09 replied

    hehe going out....:D

    Lu Xun replied

    Yeah, and have lots of fun while at it

    Akihiko replied

    I have the habit of thinking things wrong :D

    Shana09 replied

    O_o are we thinking the same thing or not?

    Shana09 replied

    Lol atleast im not the only one xD

  14. Space Cowboy posted a status update

    Forgot how good of a game Yoshi's Island is.

    Roxie replied

    Yoshie!

  15. TheApprenticeofKingMickey posted a status update

    I'd use leet speak to express my happiness but Ivan would hunt me down with a magic screwdriver if I did.

    Shana09 replied

    leet speak?

     

    Anyone how good Ivan controlled you. :) Homestuck quirks are getting annoying. You can love them, but it is quite annoying.

    Ivan replied

    I am the Apprentice tamer, hear my sonic screw driver roar!

    Ivan replied

    *screwdriver

    Shana09 replied

    Not saying its bad, people can have trouble understanding at times. Also if you want to do an Homestuck RP to do this, there is a Roleplaying section in the "Creativity" sub-forum.

     

     

    Ivan replied

    Shana, you do know you're technically junior modding right now. So please stop.

    Shana09 replied
    x.x Sorry.
    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied
    :D Hi Ivan. ILU.
  16. Nafees Rahman posted a status update

    MY WOODEN SWORDS CAME ^_^ YAY WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THEM?!

    Marzuki replied

    i got an idea. what you need are your swords, some popcorn,and two shadow clones. step one: dress one of your clones like sora and the other riku. step two: make your popcorn. step three: give each a sword and tell them whoever wins to have the keyblade, now sit back a let the show begin!

    Nafees Rahman replied

    LOLZ xD Good Idea Im not good in jutsu more like light style that uses light and Link Style..

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  18. Marzuki posted a status update

    I have a question to ask. (clears throat) WHO LIKES OR LOVES AXEL!

    Shana09 replied

    likes as a friend/character. I don't love him.

    TheApprenticeofKingMickey replied

    I LOVE HIM PLATONICALLY

    Marzuki replied

    dont we all like/love axel!

    Shana09 replied

    Roxas does not.

    Marzuki replied

    poor axel. :[

    Shana09 replied

    I know right xD

  19. Marzuki posted a status update

    I have a question to ask. (clears throat) WHO LIKES OR LOVES AXEL!

  20. Roxie posted a status update

    " Got it memorized? " - Axel

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