The following tenets are important in achieving a Rob-like persona

Habits:

-Each day, at a regular time, systematically go through every topic and post a reply. If nothing can be added, simply agree with a previous post

-Must be a whore roughly 30% of the time

-When presented with a question, the following responses are to be expected: "Youtube." "Gamefaqs." "Wikipedia." or "Google" Similar options may be considered

-Everything must be meta. Sublayers of meta expected

 

Verbal Tics:

-Refer to self in the third person

-Use simple, concise sentences. No walls of text. Ever

 

Social Skills:

- Make heavy use of juxtaposition in terms of attitude

- Self imposed awkwardness may be used liberally, but is highly situational

 

Physical Attributes:

-Must be able to pass for an age of roughly a century (It tends to vary between 98-99 years, experts say)

 

If you are looking to create a Rob themed Dream Eater, you will need the following ingredients:

3 Handy Figments

1 Frantic Figment

1 Superego Fancy

1 Non Sequitur Fantasy

 

It's worth noting that Rob has a natural 5% chance to evolve into an Uncle Dolan

(Rob's Link ability is to turn the user into a whore)

Oh no! A thread that can show people how to act like Rob, this cant be good.

hatok, can I marry you?

 

EDIT: I just bought this ring for you too so you better say yes

 

Edited August 11, 201213 yr by Uncle Dolan

hatok, can I marry you?

 

EDIT: I just bought this ring for you too so you better say yes

 

 

Let's go with hetero life-mates

Let's go with hetero life-mates

 

Damn it, now how am I going to get my 10K back! D:

The following tenets are important in achieving a Rob-like persona

Habits:

-Each day, at a regular time, systematically go through every topic and post a reply. If nothing can be added, simply agree with a previous post

-Must be a whore roughly 30% of the time

-When presented with a question, the following responses are to be expected: "Youtube." "Gamefaqs." "Wikipedia." or "Google" Similar options may be considered

-Everything must be meta. Sublayers of meta expected

 

Verbal Tics:

-Refer to self in the third person

-Use simple, concise sentences. No walls of text. Ever

 

Social Skills:

- Make heavy use of juxtaposition in terms of attitude

- Self imposed awkwardness may be used liberally, but is highly situational

 

Physical Attributes:

-Must be able to pass for an age of roughly a century (It tends to vary between 98-99 years, experts say)

 

If you are looking to create a Rob themed Dream Eater, you will need the following ingredients:

3 Handy Figments

1 Frantic Figment

1 Superego Fancy

1 Non Sequitur Fantasy

 

It's worth noting that Rob has a natural 5% chance to evolve into an Uncle Dolan

(Rob's Link ability is to turn the user into a whore)

 

hes a scumbag lol

LOL

We don't need more Robs. Geriatric patients are hard enough to take care of, they shouldn't be running around wild.

Hatok, this was epic, and cruel.

''It's worth noting that Rob has a natural 5% chance to evolve into an Uncle Dolan''

This line made me laugh

Yes.

Can't wait to materialize my own Rob! Thanks hatok

LOL Rob loves this. Majority seems legit.