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Lady Aleister posted a status update
some people just want you to be in fear for the rest of your life.
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
Friend: "I have to use the bathroom" Me: "No you don't" Friend: "I'M SERIOUS" Me: "Realllyyy?" Friend: "Yes..." Me: "Have Fun~"
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
I wear pants to hide my sexy legs.
Lady Aleister repliedOH AND THOSE ARE THE FIRST PAIR OF HEELS I HAVE EVER WALKED IN.
AND THEY HURT.
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
my mom's dad's wife legit cussed me out at my sister's graduation because I didn't want to sit by her.
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
I seriously just asked someone what libido was. I had no idea. I am now embarrassed.
HeyMouseSayCheese repliedA thing that's supposed to make a person's libido go into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
HeyMouseSayCheese repliedSort of. Go watch the Futurama episode "Spanish Fry", it'll teach you all you need to know.
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
my dad backed into someone's tree today lol
Nero Kunivas repliedOhh nuuu! DX
You need someone to hold you! ....umm...*Looks around* Anyone?

Storms are evil.
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
When you are two min late to get your favorite sin on a 7 sins roleplay
Soul Eater Evans repliedI HAVE COME FROM THE THIRD CIRCLE OF HELL, PRAYING ON THE DESIRES OF TEH WEAK
DemyxIsBest repliedGoddamnit child i'm spitting out my cereal I HAD TO RUN TO THE SHOP TO GET BRAN FLAKES YOU KNOW
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
When its so hot outside your boobs sweat...its too hot. Females have a lot of problems.
Dracozombie repliedOf course! But then, most every part of the body sweats when that asshole sun gets too chummy with the planet.
Nero Kunivas replied@Draco True enough...gah, I hate sweating! DX It makes me feel dirty...
The sun can be so rude sometimes.
Philip Ellwell repliedI could add something to this about males sweating, but I'll keep my mouth shut.
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
There is a cute kitten asleep on my leg, I don't know what to do.
rikunobodyxiii repliedFrom observing others in similar situations, I would have to say you are stuck.
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
I love people who hate certain people with me. it makes me feel warm and bubbly.
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
already having a bad day. half my liquid medicine to numb my mouth for my mouth sore spilt all over my bed, into the floor, and all over my pants, thus making me, and my floor sticky and me having to change my bedsheets, etc. Also I only got four hours of sleep last night so I am exhausted.
Pokemoncuzzie repliedThat really does sound bad. But you have the rest of the day! May light shine upon you fellow person.
Nero Kunivas repliedAwww....oooh, that's a little rough.
Lack of sleep and clumsiness...Well, in any case, I hope the rest of the day has been much better for you!

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Lady Aleister posted a status update
OMG GUYS MY WoW CHARACTER- http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/dalaran/Sieglinnde/simple
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DAT KH3 TRAILER. OMG. I GOTTA HAVE IT.
Josuke Higashikata repliedHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPEEEEEEE.
*FANGASMS HARDER*
And... none that I know of, sorry!
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
my power was out for an hour because of a crash. I almost died.
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
My mama's drug addict mama is at our house. God help me. Only for a night.