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Shard the Gentleman

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  1. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    It's time to play: Do I have a cavity, or are my wisdom teeth messing up my mouth? Guess I'll never know because I can't afford Dental! It's great to be alive.

  2. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    "There's no such thing as a perfect cover."

  3. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    I've been texting a number I thought was my brothers. Turns out it was the wrong number. We're friends now. He works for my internet provider ironically.

    KingdomHearts3 replied

    Small world isn't it?

  4. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    I like how the Trademark Symbol can make everything look official. Make Me Some Bacon™

    Shard the Gentleman replied

    The roads are perilous at night™

    Joker replied

    Kingsglaive™

    Shard the Gentleman replied

    MY HAND SLIPPED™

  5. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    Get Alex Hirsch on the writing team for the Kingdom Hearts animated show, and you've got a killer series.

    Joker replied

    Huh, it would be in testing to see Alex tied to KH

  6. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    I make a lot of jokes about drinking away my problems but in reality I can't drink, so instead I just bear my problems for days until after a week I forget what my problem was.

    catmaster0116 replied

    I'm sorry but I misread 'Bear' as 'Beer'. I can't drink too xD

  7. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa, that's what Grandpa's gonna do

    Philip Ellwell replied

    Sounds kinky

     

    That stupid cartoon was my childhood

    HeroTheKeeper replied

    I used to love that special so much. But, it has not aged well. It, like an open banana, rotted quickly and got all slimy looking.

  8. -Justin- left a comment on Shard the Gentleman's profile

    Spoon

    -Justin- replied

    Foon

    Shard the Gentleman replied

    Judoon Platoon Upon the Moon

    -Justin- replied

    Wah

  9. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    Even if I turn on my flashlight, my spoon will still be too big.

    catmaster0116 replied

    are you implying the spoon is still large without flashlight shadow magnification?

    Shard the Gentleman replied

    It not only is still large, but it seems even larger!

    catmaster0116 replied

    lmfao

  10. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    Thank you very much, dear somebody

  11. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    After feeling reaaally down for a few days, I'm feeling okay this morning so far.

  12. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    Just found out I can live the rest of my life without eating.

    MythrilMagician replied

    Actually

    That's technically correct.

    DaxtotheMax replied

    It wouldn't be pleasant but yeah I guess technically that's right

    Shard the Gentleman replied

    It may be unpleasant but at least I'll die skinny and perfect

  13. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    BIG Shoutout to my brain for giving me depressing dreams. This one's for you!

  14. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    Jeez, lots of stuff happening... I won't be on as much as I have been for a few days, sorry!

  15. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    Kingdom Hearts but Naminé actually has happy moments in her existence before disappearing.

    Yuya Sakaki replied

    Crossover ships ftw lol

    MythrilMagician replied

    Indid

    Joker replied

    Kingdom Hearts but we are number one

  16. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    Honestly, Beauty and the Beast 2017 looks pretty good, an honest live action version to the classic.

    DaxtotheMax replied

    I agree, it has good acting but I would like some twists here and there to differentiate it from the original

    Joker replied

    You mean a new retelling of an old movie and its actually good???????

    KairiKeybasH replied

    Pretty much true just watch the comparison videos on Youtube.

  17. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    Anyone down for a game of online Cards against Humanity?

    Joker replied

    id like to but its probably blocked here

    Shard the Gentleman replied

    Awh. Well, only one way to find out, I'll post a link when two more people show interest.

  18. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    I love SEGA as a company. The hire a lot of people who make fan games and music, rather than shut down their products. In fact: Sonic Mania is being made completely by people who made old fan games and music!

    Isaix replied

    yeah,this is pretty amazing

    Exiblade7 replied

    really? that just tells you something

  19. Shard the Gentleman posted a status update

    HIS COCONUT GUN CAN FIRE IN SPURTS

    Shard the Gentleman replied

    Here's the version I'm singing tho:

    Xiro replied

    @Shard You don't disappoint with your vidyas xD

    Shard the Gentleman replied

    Haha, I try

  20. Solstice left a comment on Shard the Gentleman's profile

    Thanks for approving my add!

    Shard the Gentleman replied

    No worries lol. I like people.

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