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xoblivionx13 posted a status update
I've discovered that parkour is a Grunt's weakness.
xoblivionx13 repliedPhft
I dunno he survived hoardes of zombies, I don't see how one Grunt is a problem. -
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What in the firetruck is that avatar? Also I only just noticed this: have you always been a chick? Because your profile says you are.
MyDixieRect repliedIt's the actor's spoofing what happened in this week's episode of Game of Thrones. I mean if you think that's creepy you don't even want to see the real clip. Eyes literally pushed down till they popped with the blood leaking out of the poor man's orifices while there were still another man's thumbs stuck in and being twisted in his eye sockets. Very gruesome death if I ever saw one. Then his jaw gets literally flattened while the top half of his head is still 3D....
MyDixieRect repliedThen the top half of his skull cracks too and the brains seep out. Grim.
And to answer your question, yes, I have been.
Dracozombie repliedI didn't know Game of Thrones was a gorn movie. But wait, if you've been a chick this whole time, what about your dick that stretches across the ocean and pokes me when I'm asleep? Unless I'm dealing with another intruder...
MyDixieRect repliedNeither did I until that episode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xftVhH3HQx8 there's the clip of it if you're interest. After watching it multiple times it's kind of soothing...
Oh that was my giant dildo.
Dracozombie replied... I was less creeped out by the eyes, and more amused by how he somehow managed to squish an entire head like a grapefruit. I wish I had those mad skillz.
WTF? Why do you need a dildo that big? Is your vajayjay a portal to the Underworld or something?
MyDixieRect repliedThe dude is like 6'9 with hands that look like they'd put Donkey Kong to shame, I'd be surprised if he couldn't do that. I doubt that'd be a skill you'd ever really use...I mean...*ahem*...can you even reach people's heads?
I sometimes allow the use of it as a passageway for the demons to come forth from hell. Need that dildo to loosen up a little in the mean time, plus poke a few holes in it and it makes a mean trumpet. Which I also need as the ritual....
Dracozombie replied... You had to bring my height into this, didn't you.
No matter, I'll just have to utilize my Condensed Awesome to make up for it.That is one handy sex toy.
(lol. Handy. Sex toy. This is where I'd put :iconheeplz: if this were dA.)
MyDixieRect repliedI'm still not content with being black and under 6ft and if I have to face that fact everyday someone's gotta be miserable along with me. ;_; I suppose it does make sense that Condensed Awesome gives you the power to, well, condense things.
Haha, ah those were the days. I remember where we made a pun each time I beat one of the Org XIII silhouettes. Like how Marluxia got "weeded out" and Xemnas had Nothing on me.
...And did Dracozombie just use lol? Oh, wow, this is...
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WakingDawn96 posted a status update
Today I am feeling like a Squidward, I just want to be left alone
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victoriadelgado229 posted a status update
♪ The only way out of here, is the way I've avoided for all my life. There's so many things I wanna say, but there's too many things still in the way. I'm lost. Please help me find my place. You're the only one. Please lead me out of the dark...♪
victoriadelgado229 replied@Amber Cole
It's called 'Lead Me Out Of The Dark' by Crown The Empire. So sad ;w;
@Xeveemon
My, you always have such nice things to say cx
victoriadelgado229 repliedIkr?
Made me cry the first time. Second time, I sang along. Third time, I did both. HahaWakingDawn96 repliedI'm just a little but of a Squidward today, I don't feel like being around or helping people
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GotMilk5101520 posted a status update
Fairy Tail watching the Tower of Heaven again it's my favorite arc in the series Jellal is my Favorite Character Jerza is my Favorite Pairing
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MyDixieRect posted a status update
Thank you GoT, you have not failed to deliver this season. Just...damn. That might have been my favourite final 10 minutes of any TV episode.
MyDixieRect repliedNo, it was fantastic. It was just fantastic. Perfectly executed, dramatic, heartbreaking, thrilling and I love it when things all go to hell. Who knows what episode 9 and 10 have in store.
MyDixieRect repliedWhat makes you say that?
It was a good set up episode 7's ending but this was the climax of what 7 started.
And since the episode finished the rain suddenly started falling here, its hardest since January. Talk about your omens.
MyDixieRect repliedHeartbreaking wasn't it?
Didn't want it to end that way but such is the way of Westeros. Now my favourite character's off to die. (Or not...)teh lazy prince Xylek repliedi wouldn't say it was heatbreaking i just hate when the guy who gets his ass kicked wins
MyDixieRect repliedYou don't think the guy forfeiting the chance to avenge his sister or best character being given the electric chair (not literally) isn't? Dang Kely, KH13's made you cold.
teh lazy prince Xylek repliedi care more about tyrion than i do aladdin he was a great character and had motive and skill to win the fight but didn't im not gonna cry over that
also i was xylek long before i found KH13 winner...Shana09 repliedHonestly when I saw him toying around I knew it was not going to end well. ESPECIALLY when he started calling out shit in the last two minutes, seriously dude I know you coated your weapon with poison but that doesn't mean you firetruck around with that guy.
He was one of my faves. ;; He didn't even last a season.
MyDixieRect repliedI actually thought he was going to charge to Tywin and get killed by one of the guards after.
And he coated it with poison? In that case I'd have gently pricked him once quickly then gotten the hell out of there.Seriously Shana you need to see this. We had to cancel our plans me and my friends the rain got that bad.
MyDixieRect repliedOh right ep 7 was the one with the crazy lady being all crazy. I got confused I thought you were talking about out thingy's speech at the end of episode 6 when you said 7s ending was better...I would have understood.
And Arya! Xylek. It's Arya! Not that I care, she hasn't done anything for two seasons now so I've lost interest, screw up her name however.
Shana09 repliedTywin's and Cersei's face were just amazing, until the firetruck up. He should've done exactly that, instead he decided to flock around the damn Big Show. In the books he even made a stupider mistake, he went up to his face. Sure you stabbed him multiple times and poisoned him, but he isn't called "The Mountain" for no reason.
Anyways an actual good thing from the show is Sansa just went from beautiful to hot with her new Melisandre look.
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Col.Random posted a status update
"Pepsi is unhealthy" I say as I go to grab my 6th cup of tea today
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MasterRoxas13 posted a status update
People really have to get over the fact that the new Mortal Kombat teaser trailier has rap in it. Yea they song choosed was wasn't that good but just because it had music in it that you don't listen dosn't mean it sucks.Music, like many things, is a matter of perspective and manily subjective.There is no such thing as bad music.
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WhiteCrow posted a status update
I just joined tumblr. So post your usernames below so I'll see if I start following you.
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WhiteCrow posted a status update
I just joined tumblr. So post your usernames below so I'll see if I start following you.
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xoblivionx13 posted a status update
Woot! Finally printed out some more sheet music! Even though I can't really read it! \(o3o)/
teh lazy prince Xylek repliedwhoa...i have a goatee type thing i don't even i could pull A! MOVE! LIKE! THAT! OFF!...CAPS!
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Lu Xun posted a status update
Answered this already? No? Then please do it
http://kh13.com/forum/topic/74777-please-answer-the-poll-to-help-me-finish-a-homework/
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