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ReikuSSR posted a status update
So this is how it is... I am going to try to stay tamed; however, I want to take my shackles off for one day and see how things go. hah.
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Javelin434 posted a status update
Finally able to get onto this website after getting error messages, mainly "server can't be found." Am I the only one?
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Happy one year on kh13, Ultimus!
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silent silv posted a status update
I'm bored...someone entertain me.
Saber Lily repliedYa heard the joke about the pencil? Nah, it's pointless.
How about the air conditioner one? I heard it's cool!
Bert and Ernie were walking sown the street. Bert said to Ernie, "Wanna get some ice cream?" "Sure Bert."
...Ok, out of bad jokes. Want some good jokes?
Saber Lily repliedThat is why you never think a cruise director is funny.
Anywho.
Four men were sitting in the waiting room of the hospital. All of them were waiting for news on their wives, all of whom were giving birth. So, a nurse came up to the first one.
"Congratulations sir, you are the father of twins."
"Weird. I work at Two Moon Cafe!"
Nurse walks up to the second guy. "Congratualtions sir, you are the father of triplets."
"Weird. I wo...
Saber Lily replied...work at the Third street bank!"
Another nurse comes up to the third man. "Congratulations sir, you are the father of quadruplets!"
"Wow. I work at the Four Seasons!"
The fourth man by now is hitting his head against the wall and groaning. When asked what was weong he looked at them and answered "I work for Seven-Up!"
*bows out*
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Queen Tery posted a status update
Video chatting with my hand<3
Queen Tery repliedYou've obviously never seen MY hand. My hand can do all these cool tricks and shit. Isn't that right Briana?

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TheApprenticeofKingMickey posted a status update
Yay, got the second season of Game of Thrones.
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Whimsy-Mimsy posted a status update
Bleh. 5 hours working on my Organization coat, and all I have to show for it is chipped nail polish, bleeding fingers and a one-sleeved heap of pleather...
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terraxaqua34 posted a status update
Holy crap. The season finale for Revolution was awesome. I cannot wait for season 2.
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Exlon posted a status update
Did you get a bat in your house tonight? Didn't think so.
Wolf on the Run repliedactually i got them in mine every night they live under the floor boards if you listen you can hear them squeak
Whimsy-Mimsy repliedWe had a baby bat fly into my history classroom last week. But no, no bats in my house. Except the wooden kind.
Whimsy-Mimsy repliedOoooh, we had those under our deck for a while, but apparently they really hate Jean-Michéle Garre being played 24 hours a day at high volumes, 'cuz they left.
Whimsy-Mimsy repliedOnce, when my grandma was over for the holidays, we had an entire flock of quail in our backyard; my grandmother took one look and said "There's Christmas dinner, get the knife." ...I was 7 and horrified
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teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update
IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!
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Lady Aleister posted a status update
LATER PEOPLE. I AM SCARED.
CloakedSchemerX repliedSodom...come baaaack. ;~; The computer generates artificial light....